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Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation proced
by Havoc 8mo ago
Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?
- hax0ron3 8mo agoThe next Windows should run entirely in the cloud and the user's computer should simply show a video feed of the UX that the cloud generates.
- wolvoleo 8mo agoThey already sell that for business yes. It's called windows 365.
- orwin 8mo agoI can really see them ship the first, that's at the same time very funny, and quite sad.
- __s 8mo agofirst one is a really slick tooltip ui to make sure people read tooltips. hover over button, it slides out while revealing tooltip text in its place, move cursor to button again if you want to make sure people read a lot of instructions you can chain this so that you need to hover over the button multiple times, revealing the instructions a bit at a time
- xattt 8mo ago“Your sample was insufficient. Please try again later.”
- SSLy 8mo ago"please drink the verification can"
- pixl97 8mo agoSci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
- evanjrowley 8mo agoThe biometric version of the S/Key OTP algorithm: https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1760 https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1760 Best we can hope for is Microsoft dogfoods the feature first.
- xattt 8mo agoWithout clicking the link, I am going to assume that S/Key is stool-key verification.
- bartread 8mo ago> installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan Do you work for Microsoft or something? Please do do not give them ideas.
- kotaKat 8mo ago“Featuring a partnership with Kohler Health and the Dekoda toilet camera and Withings and their UScan piss sensor…”
- bombcar 8mo ago“Please drink Exlax verification can”
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- zelphirkalt 8mo ago"Only for your own good!™" or alternatively: "Security next level! Fingerprint was yesterday. The future is Microsoft's new iris scan." and then it is built in a way, that you can simply hold up a photo of someone's iris and unlock the device, or trying to prevent that, works so badly, that half of the time you cannot unlock your own device.
- benterix 8mo ago> "Only for your own good!™" Very few things trigger me more than this doublespeak.
- yard2010 8mo agoMaybe facebook can ride on this and let you share your feces with your friends family and groups of strangers from the internet! They can run models that predict what you ate and show relevant ads.
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- leni536 8mo ago> requires a fecal sample So requires the user to log in?
- gchamonlive 8mo ago> So requires the user to log in? Only on premium subscriptions, for free users you need your neighbour's stool sample.
- Foobar8568 8mo agoIn different canton (equivalent to US states) in Switzerland, you take the sample at home, and go to the post office to send it. So why not to create a M365 account? International dispatch to the US :D
- fecalprinter26 8mo agoCombine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.
- devld 8mo ago> a fecal sample a micro shit (tm)
- vachina 8mo agoHuman or cow shet?
- CommanderData 8mo agoMicro Shart
- samgranieri 8mo agoI’m at the point to tell people (friends, neighbors, fellow parents, family, ie, not HN readers) to prolong the life of their existing computers and install what I think is the easiest windows equivalent on their computers: kubuntu. Gnome is nice and all, but the default ui, and remember defaults matter for a lot of people, is just too jarring. The people I am talking about just wanna browse the web, go on Facebook and use their gmail. Look at funny YouTube videos. The default KDE ui has that windows start menu and looks roughly the same so they can hit the ground running.
- capitainenemo 8mo agoMy family switched to Gnome 2 a couple of decades ago. My mother quite liked it and has consistently installed it on every new computer she bought. Her only confusion lately has been with the ubuntu snap packages and how they behave between multiple accounts on the machine. These days she uses MATE which still offers that Gnome 2 layout. Awesome thing about Linux is that option to fork, so her desktop environment has remained consistent for over 20 years.
- direwolf20 8mo agoGNOME has changed drastically. It's nothing like Gnome 2.
- capitainenemo 8mo agoI agree. I was putting a shout out for MATE as the option for those who want a predictable traditional UI since it is essentially the long-term maintenance of GNOME 2. When GNOME 3 was first released, I gave it an honest try for several months but it just did not do what I wanted in a UI. MATE competes well with XFCE on memory usage, still has optional acceleration, and had a more consistent interface with more features (although XFCE has improved). And the fact that those in the family don't have to learn a new layout really helps.
- hsbauauvhabzb 8mo agoTry Debian, versus ubuntu it’s like the windows 10 to windows 11
- ajsnigrutin 8mo agoWill the oral and anal probe be clearly marked, or will you only get a warning of "swap the probes" after pushing them into wrong holes?
- egorfine 8mo agoYou are absolutely right! This was, in fact, an anal probe and you should correct location of the two. Do you want me to start the ID verification process over again?
- mapt 8mo agoError: Timeout. Please submit iris scan less than 60 seconds after fecal sample.
- Andrex 8mo ago"Installations of new Windows OS tied to pink-eye outbreak nationwide"
- miohtama 8mo agoThe next step is mandatory id verification for the age check on login. To protect the children.
- goku12 8mo agoWhy are you exposing our future security plans on a thread about coprophilic divinations?
- kaycey2022 8mo agoThe step after that is to sync copilot screenshots with webcam footage of the user to build a marketing database matching user’s emotional responses to on screen content.
- hsbauauvhabzb 8mo agoSurely they could sell the camera stream to flock for a higher margin?
- estimator7292 8mo agoAnal folds are as unique as fingerprints. Please submit a high quality hole pic to Microsoft for identity verification
- vinceguidry 8mo agoAn opportunity to sell chairs with built-in cameras!
- jjkaczor 8mo ago... they could even recycle a couple former brands in the process... "Surface Lens" ... now ready for your unique verification scanning requirements...
- Andrex 8mo agoWe should start this process early and all start sending our fecal samples to MS headquarters.
- egorfine 8mo agobrb, packing a small suitcase of specimen.
- buttercraft 8mo ago> moves when you try to move away the mouse over it They already did that. I sit down at my computer and try to activate the window I want to work in, and the "location" icon temporarily appears in the notification area which causes all the taskbar icons to shift left. I accidentally click the neighboring icon and launch an app that throws up a splash screen for 60 seconds while it loads.
- 0xfeba 8mo agoOr, when I have fingerprint and PIN enabled but my lid closed, whenever it asks for escalation it shows the PIN entry for a moment, then I look away and start typing but fingerprint had loaded up and steals focus. Then I have to click back on PIN, and retype.
- samiv 8mo agoThat's a great idea the task bar could just shift to expose a link to sign up for azure/office/OneDrive/CoPilot subscription that the user misclicks on.
- dghughes 8mo agoSomeone misheard iris for anus? lol
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- pcrh 8mo ago>Drink verification can
- lysace 8mo agoWindows 11 was built without agentic slop. That's a deduction from the timing of its gestation. Windows 10 was released in January of 2015. Windows 11 was released in October of 2021. So this software disaster is entirely human-made. It's human slop. Just wait, it will get worse, when the team that built the fantastic Windows 11 builds Windows 12, this time with the power of AI amplifying their amazing system design skills, allowing them create even more slop, with an unprecedented developer and team velocity.
- BrtByte 8mo agoI think Microsoft underestimated how sensitive people are right now to anything that feels like control
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- general_reveal 8mo agoI’d like some vibe coding be done such that I can move the task bar to the left vertically, similar to how MacOS lets me move the dock. It gets in the way of games when you mouse over the taskbar as you try to scroll down in many games.
- rootlocus 8mo agoYou can right click and uncheck "Lock the taskbar" and then drag it to the left side. Or am I misunderstanding your problem? I'm on Windows 10 btw, no idea if it still works on 11.
- saratogacx 8mo agoIt doesn't, that was removed and never re-added.
- YuukiRey 8mo agoIf it means I can install it without internet access then I'm willing to accept the trade offs
- freetonik 8mo agoOr maybe vibe code a bug fix for said taskbar so that random icons don’t disappear after sleep.
- dathinab 8mo agothey should have made it a auto editing script s/Microslob/Macroslob/gi that would be honest as there isn't anything micro about that slob anymore
- whyenot 8mo agoGreat! I can't wait for Clippy to tell me I need to eat more fiber. The future is awesome!
- uoaei 8mo agoWe have to make sure each button loads sequentially on the screen in the "Accept" position, starting with the "Cancel" button before moving it to its eventual home. This ensures you never develop quick navigation habits by constantly moving your targets around from underneath your cursor.
- tomaskafka 8mo agoPsst, they already managed to turn the start menu into something that won’t load under one second if you don’t have 3 GB/s NVME drive, and for a while even didn’t respect Fitts law.
- hinkley 8mo agoNotarized document asserting that you've bullied a child. With witnesses.
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- hulitu 8mo ago"Your privacy and feces are very important for us. " "CoproExperience service helps you and your coworkers have a great time together"