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fecalprinter26
7mo ago
Government‑issued age‑verification tokens for offline computers are going to be hilarious. I hope they come in suppository form factor.
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fecalprinter26
7mo ago
Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.