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The truth behind the 2026 J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference
- melody_calling 9mo agoBeautiful writing, thank you. I have already incorporated this into my world view and am ready and willing to die for the creature that lives underneath San Francisco.
- refuser 9mo agoThe website linked in the article appears to not be _the_ website (to be fair, tfa only calls it _a_ website). The website actually hosted by JPM is very sparse, but even mentions that such unofficial websites exist. https://www.jpmorgan.com/about-us/events-conferences/health-care-conference https://www.jpmorgan.com/about-us/events-conferences/health-... (tfa is a fun read, regardless)
- alephnerd 9mo agoThe conference sessions aren't what matters. The important thing about these kinds of industry conferences is the ability for investors, leaders, regulators, journalists, and others to meet with each other in a neutral zone. Multiple M&As are being negotiated, IPOs being considered, funds trying to raise a new vintage, and companies starting press junkets in preparation for a roadshow. > it is possible that the entirety of California is built on top of one immensely large organism, and the particular spot in which the Westin St. Francis Hotel stands—335 Powell Street, San Francisco, 94102—is located directly above its beating heart. And that this is the primary organizing focal point for both the location and entire reason for the J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference Moscone Center tends to be the primary hub for industry conferences in the City (eg. RSA, Dreamforce, Oracle OpenWorld way back in the day), and more niche executive events are in the Four Seasons or St Regis. My hunch is that JPM has a multi-year deal with the Westin to host the conference at the Westin.
- abhishaike 9mo agoI will investigate these other locations!
- alephnerd 9mo agoIf you want to actually talk with people about some of your thoughts on the industry, I'd recommend just going to a hotel bar, grab a pint, and just spark a conversation.
- gosub100 9mo agoAfter JPM involvement in the Epstein scandal and coverup, it raises some doubt as to what kind of people might be lurking in their exclusive club.
- fn_bb_sqr_pnts 9mo agofrom my understanding, it's a healthcare investors conference where investors meet companies (both public and private), esp those looking to fund raise.
- abirch 9mo agoMy wife was there last year. There are a lot of investment opportunities. Plenty of dinners and meetings away from the conference. It's the whole drinking from a fire hose as there is too much to see and do.
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- themadturk 9mo agoMakes me wonder if this how the creature under California feels.
- kfarr 9mo agoWe are the creature
- bix6 9mo agolol best thing I read all day
- doctorpangloss 9mo ago[flagged]
- abhishaike 9mo agoI'm going to be honest: I have absolutely no idea what this comment means
- tclancy 9mo agoI’m sure it was positive, whatever it said.
- sota_pop 9mo agoWhat an incredible read.
- lijok 9mo agoNot surprising. Take any conference and look at the schedule of some CEO or other “socialite” attending said conference. They’re not in the building, they’re running around town attending meetings. At JPMHC everyone is a “socialite”
- shevis 9mo agoAbsolute cinema
- wilson090 9mo agoReminds me of Kurt Vonnegut - what a wonderful and absurd article
- Obscurity4340 9mo agoWhat is the Vonnegut-esque in your view?
- selcuka 9mo ago> The Sirens of Titan [1] is a comic science fiction novel by Kurt Vonnegut Jr., first published in 1959. His second novel, it involves issues of free will, omniscience, and the overall purpose of human history, with much of the story revolving around a Martian invasion of Earth. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sirens_of_Titan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sirens_of_Titan
- Obscurity4340 9mo agoRight but what in your view makes something Vonnegutesque where it isnt otherwise so labelled?
- selcuka 9mo agoI'm not the poster of the original comment, just wanted to point out that The Sirens of Titan has a similar storyline. If I have to guess, the GP might have meant the absurdity of the article and casual mention of an unbelievable "fact".
- dekhn 9mo agoI've been inside the conference- I used to do due diligence and discovery for Google Ventures and they gave me a ticket one year. The "talks" were eminently forgettable ("we put this in X people and Y died") and the power meetings were... also fairly forgettable. A lot of it is just puffery, and a lot of the dealmakers have no real understanding of the area they are in (softbank seems to be the place where bad ideas go to be funded and then die). Then there are the sharks, cruising around looking for easy pickings. My favorite conference-that-is-not-really-a-conference is Pacific Symposium on Biocomputing. The bar to get a paper in is really low, and it's set at a nice resort in Hawaii. The whole conference would just empty out all day so people could go to beaches, etc. It starts on a Friday and ends on a Monday. About the only highlight for me was sitting down at the bar and spontaneously meeting Lynn Conway- "what do you do?" "oh, I worked on VLSI...."
- buildbot 9mo agoFor some reason this rings a bell - is there an article/blog/post/message in a bottle about Lynn Conway at that conference (and how it’s not really conference; lol?).
- epistasis 9mo agoAll the action at PSB happens in the hot tub discussions. I didn't spend any time in them, as I was too junior and didn't know the right people, but PSB did get me some good post doc options! Not much industry there though, unless it's changed in recent years. One of the more scientifically productive conferences because of the connections that people establish. (Inside JPMorgan is so crowded and not so useful. I got a really really bad impression of 10X when I saw their debut at JPMorgan but that was an incorrect impression because they have done really well, mostly by not actually doing any of the products they touted at their presentation.).
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- shaftway 9mo agoGiven that hot tubs have been brought up twice in this thread, I'd pose that hot tubs at conferences might be their own Schelling points.
- enderforth 9mo agoThis would make a pretty decent premise for an SCP article.
- rbanffy 9mo agoThe financial system is definitely an Archon.
- aorloff 9mo agoThere is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
- rbanffy 9mo ago> and how late is it open? And to whom.
- jmugan 9mo agoI just finished reading House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, and this could have been one of the chapters.
- cyberpunk 9mo agoHa, funnily enough I just bought it after hearing about it on that thread with the 90's 'strange website'. Not cracked it open yet, it's quite a tome.
- Metacelsus 9mo agoDon't read it, unless you're in for psychological trauma. That book is messed up
- browningstreet 9mo agoHe has a new one out too. Also, he's the brother of the singer Poe.
- semiquaver 9mo agoSkip the Johnny Truant bits and its half the length with hardly anything of value lost.
- lesdeuxmagots 9mo agoThe point of the conference is not the official conference itself, but the meetings that happen around the conference. This is not true of all conferences, but for the JPMHC, and many other major conferences, that is the entire point. It's just a way to get people all in one place at one time, so that there is an efficient gathering to do deals. Funds pay thousands, often $10K+, per room at the nearby hotels, often spending hundreds of thousands to book over a dozen hotel rooms to use as makeshift conference rooms. The hotels often don't even allow people to sleep in the rooms, only to use them strictly as conference rooms. All the real action happens in those hotel rooms, at private events, private receptions, etc.
- tptacek 9mo agoThis is how RSA works, too.
- cal_dent 9mo agoI'd say this is true of almost all corporate conferences
- rurban 9mo agoSimilar thing happened to me at a surf competition at an anon place. People were flown in from everywhere, my surfboard arrived too late because the plane sucked. But as me, everybody just gathered at the hot tub, nobody took part at the real sports event, we just fooled around and were happy to meet people from all around the world. Brazil, Hawaii, Germany, Canada, US. Really nice event. No idea if there even was a winner at the event. Maybe they did put something onto the web page, but nobody cared.
- monkeydust 9mo agoI would strongly agree. Having been to a lot of industry conferences all over that world it's just the same. Part of the problem is that the conference organizers open up panels to press and panellists (including me) are then very restricted on what we can say. The panel becomes a hash of corporate sound bites which no one likes. To counter this increasingly panels are being requested to be under Chatham House by the companies paying to attend and sponsor.
- dr_ 9mo agoSeems like a subset of enthusiasts - early stage VC types, people working in product, people who write lengthy healthcare posts on LinkedIn, have been trying to position it as another HLTH, but that’s not what it is. It’s an investor conference that you need to be invited to. Wouldn’t be surprising if JPM somehow had taken a stake or done a deal with your company, combined with some government insiders. The digital health community, however, has used it to start off the new year with a bang. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- fancyfredbot 9mo agoThat's what they want you to think.
- semiquaver 9mo agoGlad someone is taking up the mantle left by Hunter S. Thompson’s demise. This sort of writing is what AI will take from us.
- SOLAR_FIELDS 9mo agoI can tell you that this conference for sure exists because I am here for unrelated reasons right now and the hotel prices are ridiculous this week.
- ooterness 9mo agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_conspiracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_conspiracy 1. Do you know anybody from "J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference"? 2. Have you ever been to "J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference"? 3. Do you know anybody who has ever been to "J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference"?
- Havoc 9mo agoSpent new years in bielefeld. The place is so generic and forgettable I’m not surprised it was picked for the saying
- Anon84 9mo agoRemember Moab!
- CGMthrowaway 9mo agoI'm convinced JMPHC is all a conspiracy to get me to pay $1400/night for a room at the Kimpton the one week I need to visit SF for an unrelated reason
- LarsDu88 9mo agoDamn I would read a whole book in this writing style
- ggm 9mo agoI got power schmoozed once. Why they mistook me for being worth the investment in time was beyond me. It's a strange feeling being led into the presence, assumed to have knowledge and power, and be offered.. something intangible to help them do .. something unclear. Maybe my failure to read latent signals is why this doesn't repeat. When you do get to the elven castle, you don't remember much that happened inside, but now you're back on a quest and your donkey has more food. I do think this stuff happens. Side deals which move markets, people who taste test in lowly techs and then advise private equity buyers to move or not. You aren't the talent, your information value informs the talent going to do their job with bigger fish.
- Animats 9mo ago"if you had to meet a stranger in New York City on a specific day, with no way to communicate beforehand, where would you go?" The answer to that in San Francisco was once "meet me by the clock", which is in the lobby of the St. Francis Hotel.[1] "There’s no easy way to sugarcoat this, so I’ll just come out and say it: it is possible that the entirety of California is built on top of one immensely large organism, and the particular spot in which the Westin St. Francis Hotel stands—335 Powell Street, San Francisco, 94102—is located directly above its beating heart." That clock is a master clock, synchronizing the other clocks in the hotel. In the past, the synchronizing signals from that clock drove some other clocks in the downtown area. So it really is the beating heart of the city. The clock was recently overhauled, and is acting as the master clock again. For years, the hotel's time signals were coming from an electric motor clock and then a quartz time standard. But they've reverted to the pendulum clock. Error is about 5 seconds a month. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGK_OaMVPUs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGK_OaMVPUs
- rbanffy 9mo ago> The clock was recently overhauled, and is acting as the master clock again. For years, the hotel's time signals were coming from an electric motor clock and then a quartz time standard. But they've reverted to the pendulum clock. Error is about 5 seconds a month. Can't anyone donate them a retired Cesium clock? Or, at least, a GPS receiver.
- paddleon 9mo agono no no, you are misreading causality here. The error of 5 seconds a month is between the One True Clock (the one with the pendulum) and all those silly cessium and gps dohickies.
- dboreham 9mo agoEdinburgh has a similar concept: the "Binns Clock". Although Binns no longer exists, the clock is still there.
- Havoc 9mo agoSounds a lot like Davos
- subroutine 9mo ago> The conference has six focuses: AI in Drug Discovery, AI in Diagnostics, AI for Operational Efficiency, AI in Remote Healthcare, AI in Regulatory Compliance, and AI Ethics. Every single theme of this conference has converged onto AI as the only thing worth discussing. I experienced the same situation at the human factors and ergonomics society (HFES) annual conference a few months ago. This was fine for me because I'm part of the (relatively small) AI/ML group at my company, which has traditionally focused on developing human factors engineering solutions and services. In fact the reason I was sent to HFES was to help bridge my background (phd in computational neuro) to the broader company mission. And to be honest I was looking forward to hearing (what I assumed was going to be) a wide diversity of talks. I mean, ergonomics... there will probably be like companies presenting next generation office chair designs or some shit, I thought. Instead I estimate that 50% of the talks were on one of three topics: AI trust, Explainable AI, or Human-AI teaming. Another 30-40% were on some other AI related issue, with the remaining 10-20% accounting for all other possible topics related to human factors and ergonomics. I wonder what will be the repercussions from this current hyper-obsession with AI, and the resulting neglect to many other viable areas of research. I foresee a near future where chairs are packed with AI features, and are the source of much back pain.
- bsenftner 9mo agoThat essay is literature, in a style similar to a mixture of William Burroughs and Thomas Pynchon. Wonderful.
- postexitus 9mo agoThis is good writing at its peak. I don't care about the subject matter, but reading it is a joy. The references, the writing style, the pace.. Love it.
- vanderZwan 9mo agoI can't speak for this conference, but fake conference scams do exist. I have a friend who fell for one. He won the Dutch "Student of the Year" award in... I think 2006. When our then-minister of education proposed to make maths more popular in high school by dumbing down the curriculum, he organized a giant STEM activity day on a nation-wide scale to popularize it. We were both physics student at the time. Anyway, as part of the award he was allowed to pick a conference to go to. He chose one in Spain. When he arrived it turned out he had fallen for an internet scam: the conference only existed as a scam website and the money had disappeared. He still had a nice weekend with his best buddy (now husband) though, and at least it didn't cost him anything.
- 1vuio0pswjnm7 9mo ago"Somehow, every single thematic concept at this conference has converged onto artificial intelligence as the only thing worth seriously discussing."
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- JamesGriffin 9mo agoClose to my heart as I'm at the actual JPM conference this year. The author's not running in the right healthcare circles though which is why they hasn't met them. If they were connected with the CEO and/or CFOs of health systems or any of the public companies presenting, they'd definitely know people that have attended. Regardless, fun read though. And it is true, -hard- to get in.
- elevation 9mo agoA plausible fake is otherwise known as a honeypot; they way others interact with your creation tells you their role in the system. I can't comment on the authenticity of JPMHC. But it's interesting to think about who might benefit from creating a similar fake and observing how the world reacts to it. Will job candidates fraudulently list it on their resumes? If people publish articles claiming to have attended, what are their incentives? If you promote the conference ahead of time, will real researchers pitch talk ideas to you?