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Car allergic to vanilla ice cream (2000)

• bell-cot 3y ago
  This reminds me of a GM minivan that my youngest brother-in-law drove, back in the '80's. He'd gotten it from his father, who was a career GM automotive engineer - and complained that, occasionally & randomly, it would not start. It seemed like the minivan's whole electrical system was dead... Brother-in-law was known to be "not so good" with cars - so his automotive engineer father didn't take the complaints seriously. Complaints and emotions escalated, until brother-in-law convinced his dad to swap vehicles for a month, so (he hoped) his dad could experience the problem for himself. After the problem manifested in the parking lot of the GM Technical Center, and the whole crowd of GM engineers surrounding the vehicle couldn't figure out why the heck the electrical system seemed to be dead, my brother-in-law felt pretty vindicated.
  • PaulHoule 3y ago
    GM cars are notorious for (sometimes) developing strange problems that would have you think they are possessed with the devil. (Despite post-1990 GM cars being near peers to Japanese cars for reliability overall)
    • c22 3y ago
      I had a 1989 Chrysler LeBaron that developed insane electrical issues. Windshield wipers would randomly turn on, the radio would change stations by itself. It really did seem possessed.
      • kup0 3y ago
        When I was a kid my (not wealthy) family had a Lincoln Towncar that was probably purchased used and fixed up and it ended up with some freaky electrical problems like you describe- most notably (because it freaked me out as a small child) I remember the automatic door locks would start locking/unlocking themselves rapidly, and they were big chunky metal switches that pop up and down and made an awful sound when this happened
    • hinkley 3y ago
      I learned a lot of things from my father. Unfortunately a lot of them were what not to do. Don’t buy cheap tools that you’ll have to replace three times in the lifespan of one that costs 50% more. And don’t buy GM. Mechanically they may be reliable, but 90’s GM forgot how to make paint stick to metal and had to pay to repaint a massive number of vehicles that simply pealed if parked outside for too long. How? And there is absolutely no forgiveness in my soul for the Chevy Citation. I joked when I moved to Seattle that the main problem is since there is no salt, there are still Citations on the road and that is unnatural. Their place in the natural order is the junk yard.
      • joshmarinacci 3y ago
        Why in the world did GM make a car with the name Citation? Are there any good connotations of that word?
        • dmurray 3y ago
          It's also the name of a brand of private jet, and of what used to be the most successful racehorse in the world. I'd guess both the car and the plane owe their names to the horse.
        • hotnfresh 3y ago
          There’s also the aircraft series: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_Citation_family https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_Citation_family Those are named after a race horse. Car may also be for the race horse. Or maybe the car’s named after the plane(s).
          • GauntletWizard 3y ago
            I would love to drive a Chevy Potoooooooo
        • jstanley 3y ago
          Simple, it's so that every time someone reads "citation needed" on Wikipedia, it triggers the buy impulse.
    • westmeal 3y ago
      What are you talking about the 90s was the worst era for GM they cheaped out on everything possible.
      • PaulHoule 3y ago
        I dunno. When my son needed a car to get to work we found a 1996 Buick Park Avenue in almost perfect condition at 100,000 miles. He didn't like the look of modern cars, didn't want a touchscreen, besides a 2010 Japanese car can cost almost new prices and they wanted $9k for a Chevy Sonic with 180,000 miles (didn't know they went that far!) Granted the traction control and anti-lock brakes occasionally fail to boot up, but it seems to be a pretty good car, but it was close to the top of the line. Gets 27 mpg which is not bad for a big ass car. I like how it has a lot of the feel of a 1970s boat but it has airbags, OBD II and most of the good features of a modern car... And we didn't need to get a loan to afford it. Driving home though I was looking in the mirror and seeing it dwarfed by today's XXL trucks and SUVs.
    • dylan604 3y ago
      i learned that these things typically are grounding issues. it usually came down to a single source of ground being a loose connection which is why it was intermittent. as a personal anecdote to this, as a first car as a teenager, i drove a GM/Chevy S-10 that one day started to have issues where all of the gauges on the dash would just go crazy and the lights would go on and off, and then suddenly just start working again. after taking it to the shop my dad recommended, a mechanic walked out to greet me. after i told him the symptoms, he stepped back to look at the truck model, asked me to confirm the year model. he promptly opened the driver side door, reached under the dash, located a specific screw, hand tightened it as a test, and everything worked. he came back with a screw driver to properly tighten in before sending me on my way free of charge. he told me that specific model was notorious for the screw holding the ground wire to come loose. it would cost him more in time to write up a sales slip to charge me.
      • bandyaboot 3y ago
        I think independent mechanics tend to opt for earning goodwill in this situation rather than charging fair value for a quick and easy fix. Objectively, he provided more value than someone who might have spent several hours of troubleshooting time, but customers don’t necessarily think logically about it. So it ends up being better for the mechanic to earn that goodwill rather than appear “greedy”.
        • dylan604 3y ago
          Some do the freebies because that’s who they are, and the free publicity is just a secondary effect. Some do the freebie because they know the publicity as the primary reason. I feel like this experience was the former.
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    • danaris 3y ago
      I mean...it's possible they've improved a lot compared to where they were 30+ years ago, but to call GM's cars "near peers to Japanese cars for reliability" just doesn't hold up. On Consumer Reports' list of car brands by reliability[0], none of GM's brands even crack the top 10. GMC and Chevy are 20 and 21, respectively, out of 25 brands. (The top 5 include, unsurprisingly, Toyota, Lexus, and Honda—your classic reliable Japanese brands.) [0] https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-reliability-owner-satisfaction/who-makes-the-most-reliable-cars-a7824554938/ https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-reliability-owner-s... (may be paywalled...?)
    • dkarl 3y ago
      > Despite post-1990 GM cars being near peers to Japanese cars for reliability overall American carmakers really needed that kick in the ass from Japan. Around 1990 was when my parents went from being protectionist, "buy American" to never buying another domestic car again in their lives. They were angry, angry at the reliability difference and angry knowing that domestic carmakers could have done better but instead relied on people like them to buy the flag.
    • phkahler 3y ago
      >> GM cars are notorious for (sometimes) developing strange problems that would have you think they are possessed with the devil. Like turning on the backup lights in a parking lot when the engine isn't even running.
  • rectang 3y ago
    Heisenbugs are manifestations of whole-system design failings, where projects are not engineered to facilitate troubleshooting, subsystems are strongly coupled, and everything is just barely held together with baling wire and bubblegum. That GM vehicles from this infamous era would suffer from maddening, mysterious electrical glitches makes perfect sense.
    • reedf1 3y ago
      Tell me you only use memory managed languages without telling me...
      • rectang 3y ago
        But I don’t? A formative early experience of mine was learning valgrind to track down a Heisenbug for a C project I was working on (which turned out to be an invalid read in a dependency). I’m indeed thinking of this anecdote when generalizing about whole-systems failings, since troubleshooting memory errors is so difficult. I think there’s an analogy to be drawn when designing large systems on top of unsound foundations.
      • freedomben 3y ago
        please expand to include more explanation for why you think this is a memory managed lanugage problem. I used C and C++ professionally for years and ran into all sorts of issues like this. Interaction between subsystems doesn't care at all what language you're using inside each component, they care about design patterns and architecture.
        • rectang 3y ago
          GP is correct that I generally prefer memory managed languages, I just think it’s right to emphasize that this preference is informed by experience. I’ve spent large amounts of my career writing C code, and now when I have a choice I’d prefer Rust for systems projects. The higher-level point is that Heisenbugs are an emergent phenomenon of complex systems when fundamentals are lacking. * C systems are lacking because the language is very old and we’ve learned that we need additional infrastructure to avoid memory errors. * 1980s GM systems were lacking because of a management culture which didn’t value reliability, leading to inevitable issues in e.g. poor grounding and electrical isolation. It’s my belief that many contemporary tech companies have management cultures similar to 1980s GM, and subsequently waste tremendous resources when troubleshooting complex systems which are not designed to facilitate troubleshooting. That’s why the original article resonates strongly with me.
  • SkyPuncher 3y ago
    I'm going to armchair and guess that your brother needed a new battery. My (GM) car gets really funky startup behavior when the battery gets old. It will often turn the starter fine, but the electronics can get stuck in weird states until I disconnect the battery (essentially a hard reset).
    • Filligree 3y ago
      If it was surrounded by a crowd of engineers, surely someone would have tested the battery?
      • roel_v 3y ago
        This is the point where I would tell the story of how I once got lost in Porto, while in a group of 25 geographers
        • HeyLaughingBoy 3y ago
          But zero cartographers.
      • vGPU 3y ago
        The problem with having a bunch of experts is that experts usually forget to check the basics. I’m sure we’ve all been caught trying to troubleshoot a problem where the actual issue was a loose cable.
        • aidenn0 3y ago
          I worked tech support that included a device for software developers that had Ethernet connectivity. I learned very quickly to say "Try reseating the Ethernet cable" because if I said "Is the Ethernet plugged in" about 1/3 of the people would respond very negatively (e.g. "I'm not a fucking moron") but by having to reseat the cable, they would sometimes discover it's not plugged in.
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  • addaon 3y ago
    I have a 2009 Mercedes SLK that had the same symptom. It was absolutely fine 99.9% of the time, but one time in a thousand it wouldn't even try to start. No clicks, no indication that it even knew I was in there turning the key. Just dead. And then seven or eight hours later... it would start fine, as if nothing ever happened. Couldn't correlate it to anything. Had it towed to a service center a few times when this happened. Every time, by the time they got around to trying it (a few hours later)... it would start fine, with nothing to diagnose. Then, it was 99% of the time it was fine. I was with a group of folks car-camping off road to fly a human powered airplane for a couple days, and... no start. Finally started -- with no sign of any problems -- around noon the next day, and I high-tailed it out of there a day before the rest of the group, because getting stuck there /after/ the rest of the group would have started pushing my comfort level. So at this point it's actually interfering with my life. I've tried all the usual stochastic troubleshooting (swapping out fuses, light to moderate percussive maintenance, alternate keys) and nothing. Finally it fails to start in my driveway, and I get it towed to an independent mechanic. It's short tow, and it fails to start when it gets there! So now he's seen the problem, and is as puzzled as I am. Of course, when he tries again the next morning, it starts fine. He proposes two possible fixes: replacing some ECU module, or replacing the fuse box itself (under the theory that it's the connector or connection into the bottom of the fuse box that is having some moisture ingress or intermittent connection). Of course whatever we choose, I won't know if it was right or not until the next time I'm stuck. The ECU is multiple thousands of dollars, and the fuse box is < $200 with labor, so I make the easy choice. This was six or seven years ago, and that car is still my main and only car. Hasn't had a single mechanical issue since swapping out that fuse box. A good independent mechanic and a good guess!
    • pixl97 3y ago
      I had a truck do this kind of behavior once. Finally figured it out after months when I moved a wire and it started, then move the wire close to another wire and it would no longer start. These were wires that would typically be close, so my guess is one of the wires was now generating enough noise that it was bleeding over into some other system and causing it to fail. As the car bounced around the proximity of the wires changed and lead to the random behavior.
  • taejo 3y ago
    Plenty of cars that intermittently won't turn on in this thread, but I once had a car that intermittently wouldn't turn off... or at least the headlights wouldn't. I assume a relay somewhere was overheating and that was making it stay closed, but I never debugged it, and nor could my cousin who was an auto mechanic. We never tried too hard, though: I would just take the fuse out if it happened and put it back the next morning.
    • HeyLaughingBoy 3y ago
      True story: I had that happen to an airplane. I was a student on a long solo flight and on the last two legs of that flight, the engine wouldn't shut off using the usual method of pulling the throttle back to idle and turning off the magneto. It's been long enough that I don't remember what I did to get it shut off (maybe I toggled a circuit breaker?), but when I got back to base, I made a note in the airplane log about the problem and also left a note for my instructor, who was out that day. When I came in for my next lesson, instructor mentioned that the next person to use the airplane, also a student on a solo cross-country, got stranded 100 miles away because when the engine wouldn't shut off, he panicked and pulled the throttle hard enough to rip the cable through the firewall. Airplane had to be put on a flatbed to get it back home. Guess he didn't see my note!
      • bombcar 3y ago
        Sounds like it might have been dieseling - enough carbon buildup glowing hot that even with both magnetos off it can still ignite the next rotation. Usually there was a fuel disconnect along with the throttle that would eventually starve the engine.
        • HeyLaughingBoy 3y ago
          That's probably what I did. Thinking back, the first time it happened, it just took about 10-15 seconds to shut off. The next time, when I was back at my home airport, it wouldn't stop running at all and I think I turned the fuel cutoff to get it to stop.
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• NotYourLawyer 3y ago
  The president of Pontiac got involved? An engineer spent multiple days on the problem? X doubt
  • thefourthchime 3y ago
    I agree it seems unlikely, but it's still a fun story.
  • t3rabytes 3y ago
    Ford has been known to send corp engineers to dealerships to help diagnose and resolve recurring issues in specific vehicles (has happened to a coworker of mine, and the engineer did end up fixing the issue!) -- I wouldn't entirely doubt.
    • wizerdrobe 3y ago
      My mother has a Jeep Patriot with a water leak where it kept getting into the ceiling lights, drip on the interior, or on the driver even. After 3 or 4 trips across the county to the dealership she threatened to invoke the Lemon Law on the new vehicle and wouldn’t you know it, Jeep sent out an engineer to Beaufort, SC and he spent a week on this vehicle. Was fixed and never had a leak again.
  • toast0 3y ago
    Sending mail to the President doesn't mean it was handled by the President. They've got a staff to handle customer service requests.
  • Aurornis 3y ago
    It’s an engineering allegory, not a literal historic account. You’re supposed to learn from the engineer who diligently takes notes until they discover the obscure correlation that clues them in to the real problem. The true problem is not always what we assume it to be, but you can’t dismiss the existence of a problem because it seems unlikely. The included details of the narrative are deliberately fanciful to make it obvious that it’s not intended to be taken literally. Of all the details people are trying to pick apart, I’m surprised nobody mentioned how strange it was that they drove to the store every single night for ice cream rather than just buying a few large containers and putting them in the freezer. :)
• huehehue 3y ago
  Oh man, I'm currently fighting a problem with a mid-70s coupe that's driving me equally batty. Randomly during longer trips, the car will just die for no discernible reason. It's the Car of Theseus at this point with how much I've replaced, but the issue persists, and the nature of these intermittent problems makes debugging a nightmare. More puzzling still that the car starts up fine after a short nap.
  • pryelluw 3y ago
    What brand model is it?
    • huehehue 3y ago
      Mercedes 450SLC
      • jacquesm 3y ago
        Wiring harness issue. Reseat any and all connectors from the battery to the distribution box (there may be two of those depending on the model year) and reseat all of your fuses, if any of them go in too easy then use a small screwdriver to force the contacts to be closer together (or slightly twist the fuse tab, not the most elegant solution but sometimes those contacts in the fuse box are so far recessed that you can't get at them). Good luck!
  • SkyPuncher 3y ago
    I'm sure you've tried a bunch, so my comments might be talking into the void. I had a similar issue that turned out to be a slightly loose battery connection. While the battery clamp was making contact with the battery terminal, I didn't tighten it enough and it made poor contact. Is it correlated to temperature at all? If it is, I wouldn't be shocked if something, like a relay, is building up heat and increasing resistance to the point of operating incorrectly. A short nap might give that component enough time to cool off.
  • legitster 3y ago
    Assuming there are not a lot of electronics on a 70s car, this sounds like a fuel issue.
• dclowd9901 3y ago
  I have an 83 Land Cruiser and knew immediately what the problem must have been related to from the outset. It actually has a fan that will kick on when the engine is turned off and the car parked to blow on the carburetor and cool it off. Incidentally, I still don't believe a word of this story (at least as it's told here). The short delta of time difference between walking _further_ into and out of a store would not have enough impact on the cooling of the engine to make a such a substantial difference as to it starting or not. It simply will not bleed off that much more heat unless this store is a mile long and it's an additional 20 minutes to get a different flavor. The only reason I express the doubt over it is because it makes the story a contrivance, which makes it pointless. If the person's different activities _actually_ resulted in a significant difference of time the car has been sitting, it's likely the owner themselves would be able to easily deduce what could really be the issue. By pretending the issue introduces some very small delta of time, it arbitrarily masks the true cause (which is the entire point of the story). https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/
  • PhasmaFelis 3y ago
    Is that what that's for? My Mini Cooper does the same, sometimes. I assumed it was something to do with the engine space being so small and cramped, so the fan had to continue for a bit after shutdown to prevent residual heat from getting to the electronics or something.
  • jerf 3y ago
    "If the person's different activities _actually_ resulted in a significant difference of time the car has been sitting, it's likely the owner themselves would be able to easily deduce what could really be the issue." Oh, I wouldn't even remotely bet on that. Even in my professional sphere of programming I've been caught by what I call "cognitively available" theories of what the problem is that turn out to be entirely wrong in the end, because the real problem is something I wasn't even remotely considering before hand, and possibly even would have dismissed if it had crossed my mind. If you don't even know what "vapor lock" is, and I assure you this will describe the majority of car owners, why would you think "time in store" is the difference? What is cognitively available to this person is that they buy different sorts of ice cream and that causes the problem. It puts the spotlight of cognition on that factor to the exclusion of other things. Even the engineer trying to solve the problem was probably slowed in his investigation by such an appealingly available issue being proposed first; again, I've certainly experienced this in my own professional sphere where someone proposes some explanation that ultimately turned out to be completely spurious, and it takes actual effort to get both myself and my team off of that line of thought.
• PhasmaFelis 3y ago
  I read a story about a university IT guy with a professor complaining that he couldn't access any websites hosted more than 100 miles away. (Or thereabouts, I forget the exact numbers.) Which is obviously nonsense; computers don't know "miles", only network relays. Long story short, an idle timeout variable had been set to 0 milliseconds, so any connection that took 1+ ms failed, so you could only connect to systems within 0.5 light-milliseconds of the university, which is about 100 miles.
  • kfarr 3y ago
    Related https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633
    • rawling 3y ago
      And we've come full circle, since I presume OP found this article linked from the comments on that one.
      • PhasmaFelis 3y ago
        I'd actually read the story years and years ago, thus the poorly-remembered details. Total coincidence that it was posted here today. Unless someone here read one article and was inspired to post the other :)
        • rawling 3y ago
          Oh yeah, I didn't mean you!
• deelowe 3y ago
  Reminds me of a short book I like that talks about these sort of tings titled "An Engineer's Guide to Solving Problems." It starts with a similar situation - "The Dog Barks When the Phone Rings." Eventually, you get to a section called “If I Could See it, I Could Fix it!” which discusses the importance of understanding the problem before attempting fixes.
  • rmnclmnt 3y ago
    Understanding the problem usually comes later, first step is to be able to reproduce the problem!
    • deelowe 3y ago
      Correct. That chapter actually might be more about reproducibility. It's been a while since I read it.
  • m463 3y ago
    > "The Dog Barks When the Phone Rings." Went to a friend's house years ago, and knocked on the front door. Loud running, then BOOM door moves as dog jumps up onto other side. After some finagling, my friend finally gets the door open and says "Use the doorbell next time, he hasn't figured it out"
  • NikkiA 3y ago
    Let me guess, the dog is chained to a metal post, the metal post happened to splice the telephone line buried in the garden, and the dog was getting 100V of ring voltage every time.
• doodpants 3y ago
  > Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. Vanilla is the most popular flavor? That makes me skeptical of the whole story. ;-)
  • Finnucane 3y ago
    It is, certainly would have been at the time anyone would be driving a Pontiac. But it is dubious that the store would have a separate case for it. And making a trip for it every night after you've had dinner? And an engineer spent days working on the problem in person? THe story is weird. Also, vanilla is good.
    • rsynnott 3y ago
      > And an engineer spent days working on the problem in person? This is the only slightly credible bit IMO; companies sometimes do this! If you have a really weird problem in something you've sold a few million units of, you really, really want to know what that problem is, before more people start complaining. The supermarket layout is clearly contrived to make the story work, though, and doesn't otherwise make any sense.
  • moffkalast 3y ago
    Given that it's become a synonym for 'conventional', I'm not sure why you'd be sceptical. It's the least common denominator flavour.
    • macintux 3y ago
      Same reason grayscale cars are very common: even if a family likes bright colors, they may not like the same bright colors, and may not trust they’ll be able to sell it to someone else later.
  • 5555624 3y ago
    Vanilla consistently ranks as the most favorite ice cream flavor. A search for "most popular ice cream in the world" has as the top result: "According to statistics, vanilla ice cream is the most popular ice cream in the world. From the USA across to China, its appeal is universal." An example of the top 21 flavors (in America): https://www.krqe.com/news-resources/ranking/the-21-most-popular-ice-cream-flavors-in-america/ https://www.krqe.com/news-resources/ranking/the-21-most-popu...
• tysam_and 3y ago
  Is this the new 500 mile story (or the second-place replacement?) I don't know whether this is true or not, but either way: incredible. Love this, and love the company for actually sending someone on company time (!??!?!?!?) to check it out. <3 :'))))
• maweaver 3y ago
  > Moral of the story: even insane-looking problems are sometimes real. To me the moral of the story (and my experience) is: user's problems are usually real, but don't trust their ability to diagnose the actual cause.
  • macintux 3y ago
    Related: as a troubleshooter, don’t get locked into a theory too quickly. You can easily overlook other information that doesn’t fit.
  • karmakaze 3y ago
    Stated another way, distinguish observations (facts) of a story from the inferences--don't dismiss the observation/facts when rejecting inferences. This is analogous to an XY problem.
    • dotancohen 3y ago
      When the client states that he has a problem, he is always correct. When he tells you what the problem is, he is always wrong.
      • Raineer 3y ago
        Sometimes wrong... I have the role of "chief troubleshooter" in my engineering group. I have a bit of a nervous tic that forms when I hear absolutes like this. Don't assume the customer is always an idiot. Don't assume ANYONE is always an idiot. It limits you as an engineer. Listen to everything. You don't have any need to abide any of it, but listen to it all. I've had some of the least-qualified people throw out something which absolutely ended up being insightful, although sometimes in a way they didn't expect.
  • tantalor 3y ago
    There's a big difference between the proximate cause and root cause. Proximate cause: buy vanilla ice-cream Root cause: vapor lock The letter didn't assert that the ice cream was the root cause, but made it very clear it was the proximate cause. The Pontiac President, and the person who wrote that "moral of the story", may have confused the two. But the engineer in the study didn't.
• LanceH 3y ago
  My wife's car right now is low on windshield wiper fluid. It warns us at a particular spot while we are driving. Not a particular distance from home, a specific geolocation. First thoughts were that it was the amount of time as she went to something and came back. But it does the on screen and audible warning at that location every time, no matter what was driven before that, whether it was 5 minutes, 5 miles, an hour, or 60 miles. The only additional clue is that exact same spot is a dead zone for most phones/carriers. We got the wiper fluid filled, so the mystery is in remission, but I'm wondering if all warnings will pop up right then. I'm guessing it has something to do with the telemetry of the car being nudged in that spot, waking up and saying something.
  • ezfe 3y ago
    My Subaru warns me about the wiper fluid on highway exits exclusively because of the speed and inclination changes
  • kybernetikos 3y ago
    Could be an incline is making the fluid level low at the sensor point at that location. Does it have an unusual incline in any axis?
    • LanceH 3y ago
      Absolutely flat. There is a mild bend there, but nothing compared to corners and the traffic circle. For that matter, we can get out and drive all afternoon and it said nothing until that spot.
      • supergeek 3y ago
        A lot of those sensors average the reading over quite some time to avoid false positives. It's possible that the last few miles of road have just enough average slope or contain just enough curves that the sensor averages "low" right at that spot with the speed of traffic.
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• dylan604 3y ago
  These are the kinds of stories that made Car Talk so much fun. It was so much more than just hearing about mechanics repairing cars. It was the fact that the situations were so odd and unusual that the stories were interesting. It was also fun hearing how these mechanics had been around so long and seen so many of these unusual situations that they became normal to them. It didn't hurt that they were good story tellers
  • m463 3y ago
    "Go to your mechanic and find the oldest guy in the shop. He might be able to work on a carburetor."
    • genewitch 3y ago
      these days it's "just buy a new carburetor" - i remember rebuilding a few like 20 years ago - on small engines, but now a rebuild kit is, say, $12 and a new carburetor is $20. For an extra $8 you only have to remove two bolts and fasten the new one in, rather than take a carburetor apart and replace gaskets and floats (or whatever, it's been 20 years). word to the wise - never use the shutoff switch on anything with a carburetor - use the fuel shutoff valve. This prevents gasoline from varnishing your carburetor bowl. I probably won't use that word again for a year, now, heavens.
      • c0nsumer 3y ago
        I acquired a generator from a family member, and unknown to me when I needed it to power the house the thing wouldn't run unless the choke was held closed with a wire tie. You can imagine how well that ran... So, that sounds like a carb rebuild, right? Come to find out that for about $17 shipped a seller on eBay with something like 200K feedback will sell me a brand new carb. Fitted that, it starts on first pull. There's absolutely no reason to mess around with a rebuild on something like that.
        • BenjiWiebe 3y ago
          As a small engine mechanic, you you lucky. Usually those cheap carburetors will do the job, and usually the engine won't run quite as smooth. The rest of the times it's so erratic you have to buy an OEM one. I will always clean/rebuild carburetors before replacing. And usually when replacing I will explain to the customer and get permission to spend their money on an OEM one.
• jjbinx007 3y ago
  We had a similar problem at work in the late 90s. A member of staff reported that their mouse would stop working between certain hours of the day. It had apparently been okay in the morning, stopped working over lunchtime then started again later. On some days it would work perfectly all day long, but on others it would stop working between those hours. The biggest clue was it would always work perfectly on overcast days, but on sunny days this strange behaviour would manifest again. Turns out the problem was related to the mouse being a cheap mouse. The case had very thin plastic. The mouse was a ball mouse, and it worked by shining an LED into a sensor on each of the X and Y axes. On sunny days the sun would completely overpower the sensor due to the plastic case being very thin and on overcast days it would not. On sunny days the mouse would only work when the sun had moved around the sky to cast a shadow over where the mouse was being used. Perfectly logical but baffling at first.
  • MalcolmDwyer 3y ago
    We have a countertop ice maker that gets jammed up and overloaded with ice on sunny days for a similar reason. There's an infrared beam and sensor. When the ice tray is full, it is supposed to block the beam, and then the machine stops making ice. On a sunny day, there's enough bright light in our kitchen to fool the sensor so it keeps making ice. We have a random magazine that we put on top of it to make it work correctly.
    • m463 3y ago
      I have a garage door that will not close on sunny days. Same sort of problem. The obstruction sensor at the bottom of the door is confused by the strong sunlight and the door stops closing part way and re-opens. I've tried a toilet-paper tube around the sensor but that isn't always successful. I really wish there was a laser sensor to replace it with.
      • kuroguro 3y ago
        The sad thing is there are certain IR wavelengths that are a lot less affected by the sun and nobody bothered to check for an outdoor product...
• yosser 3y ago
  So this guy never ever restarted his car after a short interval except for when he bought vanilla ice cream? Additionally, he never varied the time intervals in the shop when he was buying aforementioned ice cream? Is it is an understatement to suggest this is a highly unlikely circumstance?
  • gwbas1c 3y ago
    Doubtful. We all fall into patterns in life; and regular activities where we go in and out have very predictable times.
  • Kerb_ 3y ago
    You don't think it's likely that the regular 5 minute stops were the first warning sign and most common time he restarted his car after a short interval? Especially vapor lock on a hot day when one is likely to buy ice cream? Maybe he would've noticed it in more places if it got worse. And since he was going for ice cream, he was unlikely to dawdle around waiting for the product to melt?
  • barryrandall 3y ago
    The customer's location would have been helpful information. That kind of determinism seems impossible in Los Angeles, but very likely in Solon, IA.
  • kijin 3y ago
    A lot of men are extremely efficient shoppers. They know what they want and where it is. They don't browse around at all. They have the cash or card ready. Walk in, pick up the ice cream, pay, walk out. Could be done in 30 seconds if there are no other customers.
  • kumarvvr 3y ago
    He probably learned how to reproduce the problem, experimented with it, and when the engineer came, he was proud to reproduce it and embellish his story a bit to make it seem perfect.
• ctenb 3y ago
  Why did the car only fail to start in front of the ice cream shop? Surely there are more occasions where you turn off the engine and turn it back on again within a short time?
  • ggreer 3y ago
    Because the story is fiction. There are so many variables that would change the amount of time the engine is stopped: where you parked, how long the line at the register is, whether you had exact change or not. Also the ambient temperature would change both the likelihood and duration of vapor lock.
    • singlow 3y ago
      Yes. There are so many details in the story that are unbelievable. I will possibly believe that there was some original true story with some subset of these circumstanced but it got rearranged and exaggerated for effect. I will never believe that GM sent an engineer to troubleshoot this problem. Maybe in a small town a local dealer's mechanic spent some time troubleshooting but he probably figured out it was based on the short shut off time. Then he speculated that it took less time to get Vanilla than the other flavors? I doubt that is true - most likely it was random. It is amazing how often a random sequence will have an extended sequence that our brains won't believe is random. Not sure I even believe there was any genuine observation of correlation from the owner. These type of apocryphal technical support stories are almost always formed backward from a problem and someone tries to think of the most insane way it could have manifested. But people love to believe them.
• NamTaf 3y ago
  My parents have an early '50s MG, which they rarely drive. For most of my adult life, I've lived about an hour away from them so I'd sometimes take it out if I was there. Needless to say, it had a never-ending list of quirks due to being so old and also rarely being driven, but it's a lovely old car all the same. One day, I dropped by to say hi, but they were both out. I decided instead to take the car for a spin around the local beachfront to give it a turn over. A few minutes into the drive, I started to lose engine power, so I pulled over. The engine then completely died on me, so I let it sit for a moment before trying to kick it over again. The fuel pump is such that when you first turn the key to power the accessories, you hear it go tickticktick tick tick.. tick... tick...... - the ticks slow as the pump builds up fuel pressure. It's a good audio cue as to when you can then turn it to ignition and kick the engine over. In this case though, the ticking wasn't slowing - just the same tickticktickticktick. I tried to kick it over several times, but no matter which deity I invoked, no luck. Empty fuel tank then. I checked the fuel level (walk to the tank on the back and poke a special bit of wood in to see how full it is) but lo and behold, plenty there. So I let it sit for a few minutes more and try again, hoping it may be to do with a flooded carburetor after my several attempts to restart it. The same: tickticktickticktick. I gave Dad a call, describe the problem, tell him what I'd done to solve it and that I'd concluded the fuel pump must be cactus. I asked if he was going to be home soon to come give me a tow home. At this point, I learnt that he was some hours away and Mum was overseas, so no luck there. As I'm mentally preparing to push the car home for over an hour, he interrupts - "open the bonnet, grab the spanner out of the toolbox there and give the pump several hard whacks". "...what?" "Beat the bejeezus out of the fuel pump a few times." So I did, and I turned back on the accessories. Ticktickticktick ticktick tick tick... tick.... tick....... Dad then explains that this problem's been around for decades. Very occasionally, a bubble of air will end up in the fuel feed line. It then blocks the pump, which can't clear it, but a bit of suitably percussive maintenance consistently dislodges it and the pump can draw fuel in again. As they say, old cars definitely have character, and I think that comes about largely because people can understand, fault-find and fix these sorts of analogue issues that arise. New cars are much more reliable and don't face nearly as many random faults, but those that do happen are almost impossible for Joe Public to resolve on the side of the road.
  • vGPU 3y ago
• dumbfounder 3y ago
  This is a secondhand anecdote, but it’s pretty funny. Back in the days of server rooms, a friend’s server for his company would reboot every day around 5pm. They checked everything they possibly could with the OS, they would be logged in and running checks on it and it would spontaneously go offline for about 5 minutes and reboot every day. Finally they decided to go stand in the presence of the server around the time it goes down every day. They watched a cleaner come into the room, unplug the server rack, plug in their vacuum and vacuum around the servers, and then plug the server rack back in.
  • drivers99 3y ago
    Definitely an urban legend at this point. A reddit thread[0] mentions it being collected in 1990 from computer stories going around in the 80s[1] [0] https://old.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5yrs16/the_server_keeps_going_down_at_6am/ https://old.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5yrs1... [1] https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3227607-the-devouring-fungus https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3227607-the-devouring-fu...
    • bhickey 3y ago
      The story probably endures because things like this actually happen [0, 1] 0. https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/27/us/janitor-alarm-freezer-rensselaer-polytechnic-lawsuit-new-york/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/27/us/janitor-alarm-freezer-rens... 1. http://www.st-v-sw.net/Obsidian/Martin/gravity.htm http://www.st-v-sw.net/Obsidian/Martin/gravity.htm (search sprinkler)
    • drzaiusapelord 3y ago
      Essentially all these stories are apocryphal. Even this vapor lock story. Sorry but even before today, having a automotive engineer sent to a random person's home over what clearly sounds like a quack letter seems implausible to me. The dictates of capitalism, human resources, and the politics of the workplace would make this difficult if not impossible. Even in the past when there was more human capital in support positions and more of a sense of customer service. Way, way too many suspicious stories involve high-level people being involved in trivial issues. I just find it all pretty suspicious. Real stories tend to start with poor customer service at the dealership and being mocked by managers and mechanics. Not some unrealistic ideal white knight manager sending off engineers to people's homes. Imagine how many weird letters a place like pontiac gets. They don't have the manpower to do this if they actually chose to do it, and engineers might balk at the idea of doing at-home support too. Pretty much any "idealized Americana" business story should set off BS alarms in us. "Oh a trivial problem with your car? No problem ma'am, I'm sending our top engineers over tomorrow," doesn't happen because its costly and unsustainable. Instead ask anyone who has odd car problems. Its endless painful calls and visits to dealerships and mechanics. There's a reason we have lemon laws for cars. Its because whats described in this story doesn't actually happen and people demand restitution. I don't doubt that someone had a famous vapor lock shopping story (ive heard different versions of this story, usually about a housewife picking up her child from a nearby elementary school), but over the years these stories get modified into memetic structures based on dishonesty because most people are social capital seeking and having a humorous story provides them the immature ego boost they need. So "wow my car had vapor lock when I make quick trips" became "So the CEO of Ford came to my house to look at my ice cream car..." The latter is just more interesting in the market of storytelling. That is to say, the ONLY reason this story is here is because its been modified to be memeticly attractive. A "boring" (i find old technology faults interesting, personally), but a "boring" story about vapor lock wouldn't make it to places like HN or reddit, which are memetic responders (upvote/downvote mechanisms) and lowest-common denominator (by this demographic) popularity machines. But dress up that boring story and now everyone is repeating it, often times claiming its their story and they know the people in it! The same way the comment you're responding to probably doesn't actually know the famous "unplug the server at 5pm" person.
• jplona 3y ago
  This was a puzzler on Car Talk at least once. There are more like it: https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler
• cbm-vic-20 3y ago
  See also: https://xkcd.com/1172/ https://xkcd.com/1172/
• SleekEagle 3y ago
  This reminds me of the case of the 500 mile email: https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html
  • notwhereyouare 3y ago
    probably why this was posted: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633 the 500 mile email was just posted yesterday
• slurpee2 3y ago
  not related to cars but how improbable news can be true : Martha Mitchell effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Mitchell_effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Mitchell_effect
• shireboy 3y ago
  I miss Car Talk with "Click and Clack the Tappit Brothers". Not sure if this was on the show, but seems like it could have been. Definitely check it out if you enjoyed this anecdote.
  • jefftk 3y ago
    https://cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/finicky-volare https://cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/finicky-volare
• artur_makly 3y ago
  reminds me of this classic : https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/a26tzt/four_engineers_get_into_a_car_the_car_wont_start/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/a26tzt/four_engineer...
• deleted 3y ago
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• Lolaccount 3y ago
  For some nostalgia, go to the root ... https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~wkw/ https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~wkw/ Took me straight back to University ...
  • aidenn0 3y ago
    Even the author's ICQ number is listed...
• rafaquintanilha 3y ago
  Funny thing the first time I heard this anecdote was by a priest (he was formerly an electrical engineer). The conclusion was similar: how many times a seemingly illogical issue has a very logic explanation (even if it looks illogical to you at first).
• azmarks 3y ago
  When I moved into my last house, I had a fun electrical problem. We moved in October and I would end the day by taking the trash out. Now, my garbage can was outside the door from my garage to the backyard. One night the light outside that door didn't go on. It was late, so I figured I'd look at it the next day. Worked fine all day, then at night it didn't work again. It was a new house, so I called the builder. The electrician came out to check it and gave me the most incredulous look when I told him it didn't work at night. But he went to take a look. Came back later and said that the wire was barely touching the light fixture. So, at night, when it go colder it would slightly pull back and no longer be touching. During the day it would warm up, expand and would work just fine.
  • genewitch 3y ago
    my wellhead does this when it's below 20F outside. Oxidization on the wires throughout the year mean that any shift of the wire causes a disconnect. haven't figured out a solution, i just run a drip that is loud enough i notice if it stops so i can go out and reseat the wire, otherwise the stuff outside the well can freeze and that costs money to replace.
    • c0nsumer 3y ago
      Sounds like you just need a better mechanical connection. There are silicone-filled waterproof wire nuts available. Maybe if you clean the wires and secure them with those all will be good?
• lotsofpulp 3y ago
  I find it incredible that not only a family would eat ice cream every, but that they would travel to get it everyday instead of just having it on hand in the house.
  • jallen_dot_dev 3y ago
    Or that a store would put it's vanilla ice cream in a separate case in the front and all it's other flavors in another in the back, instead of putting all it's frozen foods together in the same area for logistical reasons.
    • lotsofpulp 3y ago
      Yes, now that you mention it, another part of the story that is suspect.
      • Arrath 3y ago
        Hardly? My local grocery store has a selection of ice creams in an end-cap cooler at the face of an aisle. The complete frozen goodies selection is down at the back end of the store. I almost always snag what I want from the up front cooler rather than making the trek to the back. Plus the hand-held frozen goodies, like ice cream truck fare, are usually in their own cooler separately from the big stuff.
    • genewitch 3y ago
      all (and i mean all 6) convenience stores around me have a separate "good humor" chest freezer in the front, directly adjacent to the entrance, and the rest of the ice cream (here it's blue bell invariably) is in a vertical case in the rear of the store. I can go take pictures, if HN doesn't believe the pervasiveness of this sort of thing!
      • lotsofpulp 3y ago
        I did not even imagine the possibility of shopping for ice cream, daily, at a convenient store due to the extra costs from convenient store pricing. But I guess it is in the realm of possibility.
• rsynnott 3y ago
  > Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. This feels very contrived; who organises a supermarket like that? "Where's the ice-cream?" "Which flavour? We keep them separately, to make an anecdote work." (Like, the moral of the story still works, but the specifics feel very dubious...)
  • saalweachter 3y ago
    Hell, I'm skeptical vanilla is the most popular flavor, although that may change by year. At the very least, chocolate is neck and neck and on the only sales chart I could find (which I think was for the UK?) chocolate sold more than vanilla.
  • zie 3y ago
    Lots of stores have end-cap coolers which have product they really want to sell in there, usually at a discount. I could def. see Vanilla Ice Cream being in that container for a while for whatever reason. Or it could be a small/local grocery store and the owner/manager really likes Vanilla, and did it for their own convenience.
  • valbaca 3y ago
    But I guess that would make the timing part be obvious and kind of ruin the "fun" of the story. Though I fully agree, the difference between "front of store" and "back of store" icecream couldn't be that much and also doesn't make much sense. Or I could imagine something like a Sonic drive-through, where you often pull up in to a slot and turn off your car, but only until your order gets brought to you by a bellhop: - works when I order a burger (burger takes a few minutes to cook) - doesn't work when I order a hot dog (those are hot and ready to go) or something like, works when I order a chili dog (because they have to heat up the chili)
    • rsynnott 3y ago
      > Or I could imagine something like a Sonic drive-through, where you often pull up in to a slot and turn off your car, but only until your order gets brought to you by a bellhop .... Wait, that's still a thing? Not American, and my visits there have only been to urban areas, but I had kind of assumed that this was something present in films from the 1960s, not, like, 2023.
• dang 3y ago
  One past thread. Others? Car allergic to vanilla ice cream (2000) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13347852 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13347852 - Jan 2017 (133 comments)
• c7DJTLrn 3y ago
  Can you imagine an engineer turning up to your house to solve a problem with your car these days? Manufacturers now would just tell you to buy a new one.
• MobileVet 3y ago
  Like all prefunded startups we rented a crappy apt to work out of. Outside of the neighboring fire station which woke us at all hours, everything worked fine. A month into summer, the internet started to die at around 1pm… then magically restore itself in the early evening before the tech would arrive. This went on for a solid week or more. Eventually the provider agreed to send a tech immediately after we called. On first inspection, everything looked good. Thankfully he was diligent and found that an old pin based IC was likely expanding in the heat and every so slightly unseating itself in its socket. Properly seating it and adding some hot glue solved the issue. Never underestimate heat dissipation in product design.
• CamperBob2 3y ago
  Yeah, that isn't how this works. Popular things are closer to the back of the grocery store -- milk, eggs, meat, produce, higher-volume soft drinks -- in order to force you to walk past everything else to reach them. Ice cream is not that popular, so it could reasonably be stocked near the front of the store. But all the flavors are stored together, as you'd expect. Engineers who make house calls are also not a thing in Detroit. You might see that happen in Japan, where airline CEOs have been known to make pilgrimages to call on the families of crash victims. But I'd be (pleasantly) surprised if the car companies have ever done anything like that.
  • jcranmer 3y ago
    > Popular things are closer to the back of the grocery store -- milk, eggs, meat, produce, higher-volume soft drinks -- in order to force you to walk past everything else to reach them. > Ice cream is not that popular, so it could reasonably be stocked near the front of the store. But all the flavors are stored together, as you'd expect. This part is actually more plausible than you'd expect, especially if you assume that details are slightly garbled by the N'th retelling. Last year, we went to a convenience store to pick up some ice cream treats after a big hike. There was one of those mini freezers with a set of frozen treats right next to the entrance, facing the cashier. But there was also a line of full-sized freezers containing all the usual frozen goods (including frozen ice cream treats) in one of the aisles. Depending on which frozen treat you wanted, you'd either be picking it right up by the front door, or having to wander down an aisle to find it.
    • CamperBob2 3y ago
      Yep, same with the grocery stores around here, they all have last-minute snacks and drinks at the checkout stands. Ice cream tends to be somewhere close to the middle of the store. But if you're after staple foods in larger-than-snack-size quantities, you'll be doing some walking.
  • tptacek 3y ago
    People say this a lot. I think it's mostly not true. Milk and eggs are at the back of the store because they're high-turnover items that require refrigeration. In literally every grocery store in my area --- Pete's, Whole Foods, Caputo's, and Jewel --- produce and high-volume soft drinks are both in the front of the store; in fact, the major soft drinks are stocked outside the store at Pete's, in the vestibule where the shopping carts are. In no grocery store I have ever been in have the bulk of the milk and eggs been in the front of the store, despite the fact that stores compete with each other, and are a low-margin business. Grocery store layouts are certainly optimized. But I don't think the "milk and eggs are hidden so you'll buy snacks" narrative makes much sense. The stores are loaded from the back, and easiest to refrigerate from the back, and having clerks constantly trucking milk from one refrigerator in the back to another in the front of the store seems pretty suboptimal. I think dairy placement is a constraint the stores work around, not an evil scheme.
• vishnugupta 3y ago
  After 500 miles email story y'day now this. https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/500-miles https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/500-miles
• MarkusWandel 3y ago
  Someone in my extended family had a Toyota Highlander which would randomly decide "you don't need window defog today", leading to a near inability to drive the car if fogging was an issue. The dealer didn't believe him until one day it actually happened while they were watching. They had no idea what to do or how to fix it. Solution: Trade the thing in against a Honda Passport. He's had that for quite a while now and I haven't heard any complaints. On the other hand, my previous Honda Civic with its dual voltage electric system (computer thinks the battery needs charging? Generate 14.4V. Computer thinks it doesn't? Generate 12.6V) caused us considerable grief until we just started driving around with the headlight switch on all the time (this forced it into the higher charging voltage). This "feature" is not well known/understood even by mechanics and has probably caused untold numbers of alternator replacements. Current Civic is so automated that even the headlight on and high/low beam is under the computer's control. Hopefully no weird chronic computer bugs in this one.
  • WirelessGigabit 3y ago
    Sell it to someone living in Phoenix. Don't need the defogger here. Although the AC and car fans do overtime here.
• shadowgovt 3y ago
  I currently have a Raspberry Pi that consistently loses its network stack at some point in the early morning. The likeliest correlation is that I have the Pi dump backups at that time, and it may be crashing the network stack due to unexpected hardware output because running a hard drive and the internal wifi simultaneously under-volts the system. But it sure does look like it just gets visited by demons in the pre-twilight hours.
• schainks 3y ago
  One night while in the computer science lab doing a Java assignment, my professor for that class happened to walk by the lab and quipped to me, "oh, good luck on _that_ machine." He explained: once upon a time, the machine refused to run _any_ Java programs, and would spectacularly crash and burn instead. C++ fine, python fine, anything Java was a hard nope. He didn't believe this at first until his program also started crashing the machine. It took a tech, him, and another professor about two weeks to work out that the JVM happened to allocate the same RAM address to the integer 12 on that particular machine every time the JVM started. The actual chip of RAM that contained that hardware address was faulty, so whenever the machine tried to allocate to that address, it would crash. Swapping out the bad RAM stick immediately solved the problem.
  • js2 3y ago
    > At this point, there are two natural conclusions: either I have a severe hardware issue, or there is a wild memory corruption bug in the binary. https://marcan.st/2017/12/debugging-an-evil-go-runtime-bug/ https://marcan.st/2017/12/debugging-an-evil-go-runtime-bug/ I won't spoil the conclusion. It's a long and winding path to get there and a good read. HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15845118 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15845118
• timmorgan 3y ago
  My son's laptop screen kept shutting off while he was playing American Truck Simulator. His truck would drive off the road while the screen was black. Every time I played on his laptop, this did not happen. He swore he was cursed. This went on for many days, with many instances where it would happen for him but not for me. Then one day I just sat and observed him while he played, looking for any difference. That's when I noticed his watch band is metal with a magnetic clasp. The position of his wrist on the laptop was tripping the hall sensor, making the laptop think the lid was closed. Him and I (and his mother) were glad to find out he is not cursed. :-D
  • WirelessGigabit 3y ago
    And this bug made Apple move to a different sensor for the screen angle. And Apple being Apple they now had the excuse to serialize the sensor: https://www.ifixit.com/News/33952/apple-put-a-hinge-sensor-in-the-16-macbook-pro-what-could-it-be-for https://www.ifixit.com/News/33952/apple-put-a-hinge-sensor-i...
    • w-m 3y ago
      While screens of earlier MacBooks could be turned off with a single magnet, my 2020 Intel MBP requires both the left and the right sensor (around the tab and the enter key) to trigger at the same time to consider it closed. It would be nearly impossible to trigger that accidentally. For starters, you'd need to wear two watches..
      • sjackso 3y ago
        Maybe this has been fixed in recent models, but ten years ago it was easy to experience baffling laptop sleep states if you happened to set a working macbook down on top of another, similarly-sized macbook with its lid closed.
        • WirelessGigabit 3y ago
          Probably helped as before this it was a magnet.
• kup0 3y ago
  This reminds me of the "my monitor blinks every time I sit down in my office chair" turning out to be EMI spikes from the gas lift affecting the signal traveling on monitor cables. A DisplayLink KB article even mentions it (and the associated white paper about the issue), stating: Surprisingly, we have also seen this issue connected to gas lift office chairs. When people stand or sit on gas lift chairs, they can generate an EMI spike which is picked up on the video cables, causing a loss of sync. If you have users complaining about displays randomly flickering it could actually be connected to people sitting on gas lift chairs. Again swapping video cables, especially for ones with magnetic ferrite ring on the cable, can eliminate this problem. There is even a white paper about this issue.
  • valbaca 3y ago
    got a link to the whitepaper? or name?
    • kup0 3y ago
      woops, yeah I should have linked the DisplayLink article and whitepaper both probably, was just going quickly DisplayLink Article: https://support.displaylink.com/knowledgebase/articles/738618-display-intermittently-blanking-flickering-or-los https://support.displaylink.com/knowledgebase/articles/73861... Direct whitepaper link (warning: PDF): http://www.emcesd.com/pdf/eos93.pdf http://www.emcesd.com/pdf/eos93.pdf - if people prefer to search themselves and not use my direct PDF link - it is entitled "A New Type of Furniture ESD and Its Implications" by Douglas C. Smith, from 1993
      • valbaca 3y ago
        much appreciated!
  • sitharus 3y ago
    This actually happened to one of my colleagues a few years back! Except it was someone in the next row over sitting down causing his monitor to turn off. Took them ages to figure it out.
• dghughes 3y ago
  I had a Dodge truck with a similar problem but it was never resolved. If I went to an ATM or convenience store on a muggy day when I left my truck transmission stuck in 1st gear. It was obviously the short time stopped and start up again but no clue why. The dealership looked a few times even taking it for a drive with a test tool but nothing happened. It did it until I sold the truck for about 17 years.
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• hk__2 3y ago
  This is a urban legend: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/
• euroderf 3y ago
  Another classic: https://users.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/magic.html https://users.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/magic.html Disclaimer: I worked for a startup named after this bit of folklore.
• hobomatic 3y ago
  This reminds me of a strange recurring experience I used to have with electronics in my house. In that house,on certain days of the week at midnight, something that sounded like recordings of political speeches from WW2 would be audibly (but faintly so) from all of stationary electronics. It was so faint, that it was usually hard to pinpoint any one source, and the words used weren't understandable, so it usually sounded like it was coming from everywhere all at once, and like it was an old recording. This would happen even if they were unplugged. Even if my power went out. I though I was either going crazy, or my house was literally haunted by hitlers ghost. Well one day I was in my car and recognized something on the radio that reminded me of this spooky problem I had. It was the signon of a Catholic am radio station that opened up with Gregorian chanting, and a sermon. This signon happened at the same time on the same days of every week. Turns out, the wiring in that house was somehow functioning as an am radio receiver, and some common components would vibrate out the audio encoded in the radio signal.
  • guyzero 3y ago
    AM radio is a terrible transmission format in many ways but it's good because as you note it's extremely easy to decode into sound!
    • margalabargala 3y ago
      AM radio receivers are so easy to make that they scare people who make them accidentally! A pair of old not-plugged-in computer speakers can also be an AM radio receiver.
      • VectorMath 3y ago
        One night, after a particularly bad thunderstorm, our phone lines started picking up an AM radio station before you placed a call. My parents swore up and down somebody had left a phone out of the receiver and after unplugging every station in the house, we realized the problem. Now I can still pick up that same radio station if I hold the male end of a cable plugged into a guitar amp. At least the station plays decent music!
• demondemidi 3y ago
  Fabricated anecdotes like this miss the point: debug is a multi-layer approach, not a think-it-through logic puzzle. In reality, the driver would have encountered vapor lock in multiple situations, not just shopping, and as a result I think this example does more damage than good by promoting a furrowed-brow approach.
• ReactiveJelly 3y ago
  Appreciate it, I'd been looking passively for this story for a year or two. I thought I heard it as a Car Talk puzzler, but it was probably this page.
• tboerstad 3y ago
  I was debugging a Heisenbug once, developing embedded FW for a mobile phone. After some time, I noticed that the phone seemingly only crashed in one area of the open office floorplan where I was working. I started walking around the office testing this theory, not really believing it. But after a while, I had hard evidence that the bug would only manifest once I entered that part of the office. When I came to terms that I wasn’t hallucinating, I realised what the problem was. There was poor reception in that part of the office, causing the phone’s modem to switch from 4G wideband to narrowband (glossing over details here), which triggered the bug. Easy to see with hindsight, but I was very confused there and then
• mike_ivanov 3y ago
  Hold my beer. I once had a fairly large CRT monitor which most of the time worked fine, but sometimes would show a warped, distorted image. After a while I noticed that warping was happening only on rainy days. I opened the case and discovered gooey stuff smelling cat urine on the monitor's electronics. Washing it with pure alcohol solved the problem. I have no idea what was going on there, but I consider my cat was an extremely lucky dude as I almost never turned that monitor completely off.
  • monitron 3y ago
    Before you blame your cat, consider the possibility of an exploded electrolytic capacitor. Among many other foul comparisons, I’ve heard people say they can smell like cat pee after they die.
• 14 3y ago
  What is most incredible about this story is that the president heard about the story himself and that an engineer was sent to investigate. Now days if a car has problems under warranty it is often assumed the driver is at fault and of course problems never happen when you are showing the mechanic.
• cmorrow415 3y ago
  I used to have wireless infrared headphones. Sometimes, the audio would go crazy, but only in a certain area of my office. As it turns out, the IR blaster on my TV was interfering with the signals. It was really interesting to hear the clicks of data being sent over IR, though.
• bluesmoon 3y ago
  Reminds me of the 500 mile email (2002): https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html
  • dredmorbius 3y ago
    Which was discussed yesterday: <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37576633> (It's an HN perennial.)
• gnicholas 3y ago
  My DSL internet would get incredibly slow at certain hours of the day when web traffic would be expected to be heavy (evening, as people are getting home, and around 10, as people are watching Netflix). AT&T refused to believe that the cause was congestion. No no, they said, it must be that there's a sprinkler that's going on at the same time each day, or a microwave that was causing a problem with your internet. Eventually they sent someone out and discovered that it was, in fact, a congested circuit that I was on. I couldn't believe they were so steadfast in claiming that it was some crazy-sounding external cause.
• alargemoose 3y ago
  I have one of these to share. My first job out of college the office had an issue where at ~3pm every day, the network would go down for a minute or two, then be slow for a while after coming back up. This as a digital marketing company, so lots of file/image/video uploads happening all the time. We ultimately determined it was the router hitting max load, crashing then rebooting and having to manage all the pending uploads. From everyone realizing it was getting close to the end of the day, and making sure their video uploads were started. The company had grown a lot in the last year, but was still using a home grade router/wap combo. I replaced it with a UniFi AP and an UniFi edgerouter. And the problem went away!
• raajg 3y ago
  Have you noticed that in the last few months, Github goes down every Tuesday?
• Dork1234 3y ago
  Since 2000 we they have publicly disclosed Janet Jackson crashing harddrives: https://www.billboard.com/music/pop/janet-jackson-rhythm-nation-crashes-old-laptops-1235130134/ https://www.billboard.com/music/pop/janet-jackson-rhythm-nat... and moving a controller crashes the PS1. https://www.gamedeveloper.com/programming/my-hardest-bug-ever https://www.gamedeveloper.com/programming/my-hardest-bug-eve... Makes me thinks there are tons of these issues out there.
• aaronax 3y ago
  How about a bunch of iPhones in a medical facility being disabled because of some amount of helium being leaked when they were charging the MRI machine? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18340693 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18340693
• janc_ 3y ago
  Reminds me of that bug where people couldn't print on tuesdays.... https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8171956 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8171956
• teddyh 3y ago
  We’re doing straight up urban legends now? Flagged.
• xpe 3y ago
  This story is a playful example of confounding: > In causal inference, a confounder (also confounding variable, confounding factor, extraneous determinant or lurking variable) is a variable that influences both the dependent variable and independent variable, causing a spurious association. Confounding is a causal concept, and as such, cannot be described in terms of correlations or associations. The existence of confounders is an important quantitative explanation why correlation does not imply causation. Some notations are explicitly designed to identify the existence, possible existence, or non-existence of confounders in causal relationships between elements of a system. / Confounds are threats to internal validity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confounding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confounding Here is a sketch of a statistical model that shows a confounder (a variable affecting both the dependent and independent variables) S = f(H, I, T) `S`: car starting or not (dependent variable) `H`: how hot is the car engine (independent variable) `I`: ice cream type chosen (independent variable) `T`: time taken to buy the ice cream (a confounder) Explanation: `T` influences `S` because a shorter time leads to `H` (a hotter engine, which is prone to vapor lock). And `T` also influences `I` (type of ice cream chosen) because the placement of vanilla ice cream allows for quicker purchase. Voila, now we have a spurious relationship between `I` and `S`.
  • mkwarman 3y ago
    This is an interesting explanation, but wouldn't `I` influence `T` rather than the other way around? Since the type of ice cream determines the amount of time taken in the store.
    • xpe 3y ago
      My comment did two things (but they were somewhat muddled). It: (a) laid a particular model; and (b) offered {explanations/claims} of causality. But unfortunately it said nothing about (c) experimental design. I'll start with (c). Attempting to talk about a model in isolation from its experimental design can be misleading, as it ignores the context that gives the model its interpretive power and validity. In this case, a good experimental design must include a sufficiently diverse sample of people to account for variation. Regarding (b), depending on the person, the influence could flow either way between `I` and `T`, to varying degrees. - Example of `I->T`: One person might come into the store strongly preferring one type of ice cream (`I`) and be willing to take time to look for it (`T`) - Example of `T->I`: Another person might come into the store in a hurry and be motivated to procure the closest ice cream flavor. Regarding (a), no model is 'true' but some are better than others for particular purposes. - To the extent that prediction is the key goal, confounding variables don't usually matter. - But to the extent that _statistical inference_ is the key goal, there are many techniques for teasing apart influence. Unfortunately, too often in machine learning contexts, the word "inference" refers to the process of using a trained model for _prediction_. Yikes. This contrasts sharply with the term's use in statistics. The field of statistics got this one right, even as ML techniques have taken off spectacularly.
• husamia 3y ago
  common sense in hind sight helps
• WhitneyLand 3y ago
  The fact that as more ice cream is eaten more people tend to drown, can be useful in discussing how correlation is different than cause.
• taneq 3y ago
  A couple of weeks ago I got back from a remote site, the only diagnostic info we had beforehand for one of the issues was that the mobile equipment would trip out with a CANbus error. The operator would isolate the equipment, then it'd come good. I was struggling to find the software fault since, if a simple off-and-on-again fixed it, clearly it was a software problem. I got to site and found a loose connector on an IO module under the operator's movable arm rest. It was the connector that carried the CAN comms. I plugged it in. No more dramas. I can only surmise that the process of them slamming the arm rest up, tromping down the stairs, flicking the isolator off and on, tromping back up the stairs, and slamming the armrest down was enough to re-seat the loose connection temporarily.
• azinman2 3y ago
  The most incredible part is that you could write a letter to an auto manufacturer and they would send an engineer to your home.
• dwighttk 3y ago
  How was that car the only one to have vapor lock? How was that the only occasion he tried to start his car that quickly after shutting it down? Why did the family always buy ice cream by itself?
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• tornato7 3y ago
  I was trying to fix the flaky Bluetooth connectivity on my Subaru. There was one post on the forums that said "Just slam the glove compartment closed really hard." Knowing that this was bullshit, I tried everything else to no avail. I finally caved and slammed the glove compartment. To my surprise, Bluetooth has been solid ever since...
  • kumarvvr 3y ago
    I wonder how this was discovered in the first place !
• tornato7 3y ago
  I can't vouch for the veracity of this story, but an older engineer who worked on a particle accelerator once told me this story from the 1980s: The particle accelerator would start overheating every day right after lunch time. They eventually figured out that enough people were using the bathroom after lunch that it was affecting the water pressure in the cooling system! I'm not very good at retelling stories.
  • knodi123 3y ago
    I guess there's precedent: https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/743267898529980416 https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/74326789852998041...
• rhuru 3y ago
  This reminds me of my village story. Two brothers married and lived next to each other. The wives hated each other and competed on everything. If brother 1 got something brother 2 had to buy the same thing but bigger. Over time they ended up building homes in this manner too and one of the brothers purchases the largest available plastic watertant on roof. Offended the other brother decided that he will build even bigger water tank. So they built a massive concrete water taken on the roof. However the problem with this tank was that it would simply not retain the water which was pumped into it via a small motor pump which pulled the water from nearby well. This resulted into the brother accusing the brother of "black magic" and engaging in daily fist fights and abuse. Eventually someone figured out that the person who connected the intake pipe connected it at the bottom of the tank. So wehn the tank was full the water would simply go back to the well.
• r0m4n0 3y ago
  I’ll add to the crazy anecdotes with something that happened to me a few months ago. I had a brand new AC/heater hvac system installed last year. Encountered this problem, the AC would just turn off. First time, called the AC company and they come out. After a few visits, they pinpoint the problem as the condensation pump, it’s just a small water pump that’s down in my basement to push water out a little PVC pipe. When the water fills up in the reservoir, a pump kicks on and moves water. If the water gets too full, a sensor turns the AC off. After the rd visit they decide that “the grade isn’t gradual enough and the pump turns off”. They replace the pvc. Fourth attempt they replace the pump, pump must have failed. Fifth visit, they replace the pump with a different brand. Sixth visit they disconnect the automatic shutoff of the AC, my basement floods with water. Seventh call they change the pvc pipe again. Eighth call they are baffled, say everything is working as it should, give it time. After they leave, my wife goes “whenever I turn the basement light on, I hear a weird noise”. I immediately turn the switch off and walk down into the basement and test the outlet. The light oddly enough controls a random outlet the pump was connected to. Every time a tech came over, they turned the switch on. I still wonder how many more phone calls it would have taken before they figured it out.
  • BenjiWiebe 3y ago
    I've been enjoying these various comments but for me, yours takes the cake. Thanks!
• kamel3d 3y ago
  Why they have those posts as text file?
• going_to_work 3y ago
  Honestly, you would have to be pretty stupid to take this at face value. I immediately went to time, location, etc.
  • system2 3y ago
    Probably a folktale and not real. A problem like this could be solved with 3-4 step of process of elimination.
• bandyaboot 3y ago
  Engineer’s notes: (resolution) recommended customer park at back of lot and purchases ice cream in larger quantities.
• lisper 3y ago
  I call shenanigans. There is no way this not an apocryphal story. There is no way anyone could not have realized that it was the time spent in the store and not the flavor of ice cream that was the relevant aspect of the story.
• soorya3 3y ago
  This is a good interview question.
• ot1138 3y ago
  I intentionally caused a problem like this for a co-worker in 1996. He was a flamboyant character and had a habit of talking loudly on the phone for an hour or so a day. I modified his mouse driver to give me remote control on demand and installed it when he was away from his computer. For the next few weeks, I would wait for his daily call and gradually move his mouse as he was trying to use his computer. He was visibly frustrated and eventually caught me when he went on a rampage during his conversation and he caught me laughing.
• The28thDuck 3y ago
  What genre of story is this? I love these tales.
  • teddyh 3y ago
    It’s an urban legend.
• SonicSoul 3y ago
  engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. the moral of this story, the engineer being a logical man refused to try reproducing the problem and devoted infinite time to watching the user shop every night. that way he gets paid to hang and eat ice cream
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• _drimzy 3y ago
  Ah, reminds of my first car. I got a new Corolla and went on my merry way. But on the third day I found the steering stuck and extremely hard to maneuver. Scared the heck out of me, so I went back to the dealership. They inspected the car and informed me the next day that there was nothing wrong with it and asked me to pick it up. I drive out of the parking lot, and again the steering gets stuck, and I just circle around and give them the car back, showing the live problem. They inspect it another day, and aren't able to find anything wrong, and ask me to pick it back up. Sure enough, I haven't even gotten to my home yet and the problem reappears, so I drive it back to the dealership. This time they open up the car, the steering wheel and changed somethings in it and asked me to pick the car back up. Took me 4 mins of driving to land back in the same problem after which I made them refund my money. I decided to shelve a few extra bucks and purchased a Camry from the same dealership. The second day while I was parking my new Camry, I found the same issue of the steering wheel getting stuck all over again, with this new car. So this was surely a me-problem, and not the car problem. After some analysis I relaized that I was turning off the car at red lights, without shifting to park. So when I turned it back on, the steering would lock itself. But if I shifted to park first then it would work perfectly!
• andsoitis 3y ago
  Debugging is an under appreciated art/skill.
• elzbardico 3y ago
  Well, I believe that we won't have funny customer support histories like that from our age to post 40 years from now. At least not from google et caterva.
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• QuiDortDine 3y ago
  Simpler but funny tech support anecdote: at some point, someone called me over and said their keyboard would print the letter 'e' repeatedly. I tried another keyboard of course, and it still did it! Rebooted the computer, still 'e's all over. Finally, I looked at her mouse: it was half of a wireless mouse-keyboard combo. Turns out, the keyboard hadn't been turned off before it went in the pile, and other keyboards on top of it were pressing its keys, or rather just the one key.
  • ajmurmann 3y ago
    Bluetooth devices are the worst for this. I had a very similar case where the letter "z" would randomly be pressed. Same case of random Bluetooth keyboard in a pile. More obnoxious though was a Apple Mouse that kept trying to connect to one of our work stations. It over and over would pop up a dialog saying the mouse wants to connect. It would happen usually in the morning and last a few minutes during which you in essence couldn't work. There was no way in macOS to have it remember the decision to not connect. When we tried to just pair with it too get rid of the dialog it would fail. We never solved this one. It just stopped happening one day.
• shaklee3 3y ago
  We had a problem like this too at a satellite company. A customer claimed their service was cutting out every day between 3-4pm. There were no service outages, and it only seemed to affect them, but we did see their modem drop consistently each day. Turned out it was a very low elevation location to where the dish was virtually horizontal. They received UPS packages almost daily around that time, and the truck was blocking the signal long enough to lose service momentarily.
• jansan 3y ago
  When I was a student of mechanical engineering many years ago I was very lucky to do an internship at a major car supplier in Japan. We did the engine application for a car on the Chinese market and being unexperienced as I was, I was more of a burden than help to the engineer who I was assigned to. However, when driving around with our test car, from time to time the engine stalled, or stalled an restarted. This seemed to appear randomly, and since the engineer was busy with doing the engine application, he asked me if I could try to take care of the issue. I noticed that the problem occured only during rain, then I noticed that it only occured when the windscreen wiper was set to interval. With some help from engineers from the main office, I was able to find the relais controlling the interval mode for the windscreen wiper as the root cause. I was sending voltage spikes into the cable tree, causing a reset in the central control unit. A decision was made to change the supplier for the relais (this was not supplied by our company), and the problem disappeared and never occured again. Everybody was happy and I felt really proud that I was actually able to contribute to the success of the project.
• killjoywashere 3y ago
  Late to the party, but wikipedia article for the root cause analysis when someone accidentally stumbles on this thread in 7 years: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor_lock https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor_lock
• John_Wilkins 3y ago
  Ah, gather 'round, me dear friends, and let ol' Uncle Colm regale ye with a software engineering tale that'll have ye chucklin' and admirin' the wonders of technology! 'Twas back in the early days of the internet, when dial-up connections ruled the land and floppy disks were the height of data storage. I found meself workin' as a young software engineer for a company that aimed to revolutionize the way folks communicated. They called it "email." Now, ye might think email's as commonplace as a pot of tea these days, but back then, it was like magic. Me team and I were tasked with creatin' the very first email client for personal computers. We had grand ideas, but, oh, the challenges we faced! Our office was a chaotic mix of wires, half-eaten sandwiches, and programmers hunched over their keyboards, with cups of strong coffee never more than arm's reach away. We'd spend hours debuggin', tweakin', and scratchin' our heads, tryin' to make sense of the code. But there was one particularly ornery bug that had us stumped. Every time a user sent an email, a gremlin in the system would gobble it up, and it never reached the recipient. We dubbed this foul creature the "Email Bandit." We tried every trick in the book, but the Email Bandit remained elusive. The boss was near despair, and me colleagues were ready to throw in the towel. But ye see, I had a plan. A plan so bold, it was downright cheeky. I reckoned that if the Email Bandit was stealin' our precious messages, maybe he had a hankerin' for a particular type of email. So, I composed a message that read, "Dear Email Bandit, we've got a special treat for you. Please don't eat this one." We sent that message out into the digital wilds, and we waited. Lo and behold, within minutes, the Email Bandit struck! He gobbled up the message and vanished into the ether. Now, remember, we engineers are a clever bunch. We'd embedded a little tracker in that email, and it led us straight to the Email Bandit's hideout – a rogue line of code that no one had noticed before. With the Bandit cornered, we rewrote that line, patched up our software, and celebrated like we'd won the lottery. From that day on, our email client worked like a charm, and we'd slain the Email Bandit once and for all. So, me friends, never underestimate the power of a bit of creativity and a dash of cheekiness when it comes to solvin' software engineering conundrums. And remember the tale of the Email Bandit, a reminder that sometimes, the most elusive problems have the simplest solutions, hidden in plain sight. Sláinte to the world of software engineering!
• ohthehugemanate 3y ago
  I had a single user whose machine would have intermittent disconnections while compiling his codebase. Not every time, but some of the time and every day, at that. This was back in the day when compiling the linux kernel was a 1hr+ task. The key piece of evidence was when we moved a printer into his office, and it had the same disconnects, at the same times. Every day around midday. Not one disconnection, mind you - starting at about 11 the disconnects would get more and more frequent. From noon to one it was every few minutes. In the afternoon and evening it was just fine. It just so happened that the engineer would work in the morning, and his first compiles if the day were around that time. So, compiles were a red herring. In the end the problem was the kitchen one floor down from his office, where a microwave was heating up peoples' lunches and causing enough EMI to disrupt (in those days rather brittle) wifi. We bought them a new microwave, and the disconnects stopped.
• NoZebra120vClip 3y ago
  I lived in N. California in 1996, and I had an impressive 486DX66 tower machine. That summer, I would go to work during the day, and my girlfriend would use the computer as much as she liked. I'd use it at night and on weekends. She began to complain that it was locking up. It happened to her over and over, but not to me, so I wasn't sure why. One day I had occasion to remove the case and look inside. The CPU fan had become dislodged, and would spin uselessly without cooling down the fast 486. I owed an apology to my girlfriend. Many years later, I was able to apply this elementary knowledge to help out my father, whose notebook always locked up. He put it on a cooling pad, which was enough to allow the vents to work, even without running those external fans.
• lloeki 3y ago
  A decade and a half ago (or maybe two?), I was working at a software service shop. This shop has been in charge of support of a built-to-order native Win32 application (in Visual Basic or Delphi or something like that) initially developed by another previous company that had long disappeared. One day a coworker got a support call from a user. Far from mythical outbursts of irate customers, an understandable the voice at the other end of the line remained extremely calm and eager to help resolving the issue, although you could feel a gleam of despair in the back of her voice. The woman at the other end of the line had to input troves of data daily in a specific form in the application, basically taking a stack of whatever field-ridden paper forms they received and entering them into the system via the equivalent digital form manually. She was adamant that every time she attempted to input a specific, optional date the form would close on its own, losing all of the input data. To make matters worse the specific date was the last one to be entered, thus all the already-repetitive hard work of inputting an entire form was getting even more annoying. To make matters even more complicated, she was working part-time, in rotation with another person covering for days she was off. The other person never encountered the problem! So their solution for years had been that the woman who was reaching out to our support would input everything but the affected date field, save but not validate the form, and place the paper form in a special basket; the second person would then go through the paper stack again and fill the missing dates. They would go to the extent of telling people who submitted the form that the affected date would lengthen the form processing by a few days. Somehow this flied quite well as people would understand that this was a case where the date would imply more work (as in, actual work, e.g cross-checking more stuff or more internal paperwork or whatever) on our customer's side. In any case, this solution would stop working soon as the woman was going to go full time again and the other person in rotation would move to do something else. The customer had put up with this for an absurdly long time but now they were painted into a corner so they were left with hardly any option but to reach out for support. We couldn't hardly believe this was happening, but the person was very articulate and came up with a quite complete description of the situation that in most support cases you only dream of having. So my coworker dove into the code base, which was not ours and only received the occasional bug fix or small development to keep the software compliant. He could not find anything in the code, he could not reproduce anything locally, the date field - of any of the other fields for that matter - looked like any other standard field, but there must have been something. Confounded, the only thing we could think of was that it only happened on the user machine somehow. He asked to remotely connect and try it on the user's machine. No dice. He asked for the person to do it, anxiously watching as the user cautiously moved the pointer towards the date field when suddenly the form vanished! He went at it again and did the exact same thing, down to when things are clicked or typed and whatnot, but nope! But the user could still reliably reproduce it, over and over again. Could it be that doing things through a remote connection affect the ability to reproduce? Out of options, he asked for the other person - which likely was at the office that day - that used to input the form to come over and input the same thing directly, watching the screen as fields filled up. It looked _exactly_ the same as when the usual user was doing it, but it worked. We now could not see any other option but to move the investigation on site. Two people were tasked to that end to cover all possible grounds and brainstorm on the spot. Arriving on site, they were greeted by this very amenable woman affected by the bug. They entered a small, poorly lit office, one taking a seat next to the user and the other standing due to the lack of space, and watched the user as she powered up an absurdly small, overaged CRT screen, then booted the ancient PC. As the user started typing on the $5 keyboard, moved the creaky mouse around they could not help but feel compassion as they saw the daily stack of paper forms that had to be entered every day, all day long, using such poor equipment and inhumane conditions when the customer company was throwing seemingly endless and voluminous amounts of money at our employer. Focusing on the actions on the screen, the team member leading the investigation went through all stages of bewilderment and despair as the user arched forward to aim at the impossibly tiny date field on that tiny old screen, and just like that, the window vanished. His mind helplessly racing, in the stillness of the moment a voice raised up from behind: "Can you do it again?" Said the one standing up. So, with unabated calmness only zen masters can achieve, she nodded, proceeded with moves repeated a million times over, and the window closed again. "Yup, I got it". You see, one of the requirements for this digital form was to match the paper form in layout and wholly fit in the screen. To achieve that, the font size and UI element dimensions were dialled down. On the user's small, poor, aging screen in a badly lit environment and with an impossibly bad mouse this made UI elements spectacularly hard to interact with, especially the date picker drop down. So when reaching to that specific optional date picker in a specific place of the screen the user had to lurch forward a bit to take a good look and lurch a little bit further and to the right to extend the arm to mover the pointer over there and click to make the date picker appear. As it turns out the affected user was a bit overweight and with this very movement her - ahem - "sizeable" right breast ever so slightly brushed against a key on the right side of the old, mushy keyboard, in a way that made it register a keypress without any audible or haptic feedback. That keypress - which I can't recall which it is - turned out to be what closed the form. We could have patched the software to prevent that from happening. We didn't. Instead a report was produced that in no uncertain terms - but not pointing at the actual mechanical details - a combination of hardware and poor, non-ergonomic work environment was identified as the root cause; and not just that, but through small talk it was learned that the reason she was working part time was medical and largely caused by these terrible work conditions, so we added a note "as a courtesy" they could maybe end up being liable for any health issue that would "hypothetically" come up buy working in such environments. She got a new computer and display, a proper keyboard an mouse, a better desk and chair, and, I seem to recall, an additional light. The customer complied, reported the issue as fixed, and as far as we know the issue never occurred again.
• zabil 3y ago
  A few years back, I had the opportunity to work on a project in rural India. Our team was responsible for creating a new patient booking system for a community hospital. We designed a web-based application that could be accessed through the hospital's intranet. Everything seemed to be going well, but then we hit a snag. Our server began restarting unexpectedly at random intervals throughout the day. Initially, we were baffled. We assumed that the application was crashing because it could not handle the load, and we spent hours digging through code and logs. But the real culprit turned out to be something entirely different. The server was located next to a storage cabinet, and its power supply line was inconveniently blocking the cabinet's door. Whenever the nurses needed to access the cabinet, they would simply unplug the server, get what they needed, and then plug it back in, oblivious to the chaos it caused in the system. It taught us the importance of considering all variables, even the human ones, when troubleshooting technical issues. And so, we moved the server, cleared the path to the storage cabinet, and things were back to normal :)
• mulhoon 3y ago
  There's a whole collection of Software Folklore over here https://beza1e1.tuxen.de/lore/ https://beza1e1.tuxen.de/lore/ Relevant thread: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23005140 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23005140
  • teddyh 3y ago
    “COMPUTER-RELATED HORROR STORIES, FOLKLORE, AND ANECDOTES” <https://www.cs.earlham.edu/~skylar/humor/Unix/computer.folklore.from.net.rumors.html https://www.cs.earlham.edu/~skylar/humor/Unix/computer.folkl...> “Computer Stupidities” <http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/>
• FrustratedMonky 3y ago
  As an old engineer. Stories like this are great to teach new engineers never to ignore information. Take in all the crazy information people say, or things they think are happening. It is all valuable.
• hi41 3y ago
  Is this story trustworthy worthy? I see it is from cmu.edu which is great but it is under the humour directory. Just wanted to make sure.
  • teddyh 3y ago
    Nope, it’s an urban legend: <https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/>
    • hi41 3y ago
      Thank you for your comment. Your comment should be the topmost as it offers a necessary correction. I liked the story so much that I favorited it and wanted the story to be true. It made me sad initially to know that the story is not true. But I am happier now since I that I know accurate information. Thanks much.
• biermic 3y ago
  And Iphones are allergic to Helium https://www.ifixit.com/News/11986/iphones-are-allergic-to-helium https://www.ifixit.com/News/11986/iphones-are-allergic-to-he...
• MaikaDiHaika 3y ago
  What's an interesting story, but hey, he also got free ice cream.
• naikrovek 3y ago
  this story has ALL of the hallmarks of an 80th+ generation tale, changed significantly in most generations. The President/CEO would not have been given this to decide on, for one thing. ... if it were possible to prove that some event like this never happened, I'd put money on it. my father would have eaten this story up and would have "improved" the tale, and then written it down for others, who would have all done the same.
• ganarajpr 3y ago
  The story is like one from a Sherlock Holmes novel. Quite fascinating :)
• joeig 3y ago
  This reminds me of a problem I had a few years ago. Whenever I sat down on my office chair, my monitor turned black for a few seconds. One day I started to understand what’s happening when I touched the aluminum Apple keyboard while being electrically charged. I was wondering how it was possible to get an electric shock since my Mac Mini had no connection to ground via its IEC-60320 C7/C8 connector. I learned that the Mac Mini grounds itself via DVI. Turned out the pressure cylinder of the chair caused some kind of electromagnetic pulse, which interfered with the DVI signal and forced the monitor to resync every time I sat down.