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was posted here sometime ago: The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please." He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I'll pay you tomorrow,
by lkozma 5y ago
was posted here sometime ago:
The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please." He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I'll pay you tomorrow," he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. "What I pay you," he informed it, "is in the nature of a gratuity; I don't have to pay you." "I think otherwise," the door said. "Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt." In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip. "You discover I'm right," the door said. It sounded smug. From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door. "I'll sue you," the door said as the first screw fell out. Joe Chip said, "I've never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it."
(Philip K. Dick: Ubik)
- goda90 5y agoIt's either micro-transactions, or mandatory ads: https://old.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/rcka8s/new_chinese_toilet_paper_dispenser_requires_you/ https://old.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/rcka8s/new_c...
- irrational 5y agoOr do without.
- Loughla 5y agoIn terms of the remote start, yes, you can do without. But how long until BASIC functions become subscription service? Like electronically locking doors, or some other such nonsense? Once money finds a path, my belief is that the path gets widened.
- NikolaNovak 5y agoExactly; as well, in some situations (cold Canadian Winter with an infant etc), remote start is higher priority than remote doors, or electric windows, etc. "Basic" function vs "Luxury" can get awfully relative awfully fast...
- jopsen 5y ago> Once money finds a path, my belief is that the path gets widened Maybe, but it does go the other way too... I used to pay per sms :) Disruption can happen... with cars it'll probably happen when all cars are self driving, rented per trip, and yes, maybe we'll still spend more money on cars -- but we'll probably also use transportation more.
- Aerroon 5y agoI think I would prefer lootboxes. With lootboxes once you get the fob it's yours to keep, rather than having to keep paying for it.
- thatguy0900 5y agoReminds me of "drink a verification can" greentext https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1ggg4u/please_drink_a_verification_can/ https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1ggg4u/please_drink_...
- Y_Y 5y agoWe can do better than a link to a Reddit thread with a screenshot of some text. I found this on GameFAQs slightly modified from the original and posted the day after, on 2013-06-16. -2018 -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya -excited to play some halo 2k19 -"xbox on" -... -"XBOX ON" -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!" -"Doritos™ Dew™ it right" -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night -still feeling sick from the 14 -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" -xbox does nothing -i attempt to smile -"Connecting to verification server" -... -"Verification complete!" -finally -boot up halo 2k19 -finding multiplayer match... -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" -my mother just walked in the room -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" -"NO!" -"Console entering lock state!" -"to unlock drink verification can" -last can -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick -pour the last half out the window -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" -the mountain dew ad plays -i have to dance for it -feeling so sick -makes me sing along -dancing and singing -"mountain dew is for me and you" -throw up on my self -throw up on my tv and entertainment system -router shorts -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
- thatguy0900 5y agoWell, it's not a greentext without the green text.
- exo762 5y agoGreentext, as the most relevant form of art.
- dls2016 5y agoSimilar: Libertarian Police Department https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertari...
- dharmab 5y agoAlso, Private Police by Fry and Laurie https://youtu.be/vLfghLQE3F4 https://youtu.be/vLfghLQE3F4
- mdp2021 5y agoIn the sketch, the "client" states that he called the police and all he could get was on-hold music. I am afraid one can inform the international public: in some countries, this is exactly what happens, since years.
- LAC-Tech 5y agoIn 2021 the real government funded police would have zero interest in hearing about that kind of crime - assuming UK police are anything like police here. So this seems like a bit of an improvement :)
- betwixthewires 5y agoI saw this as a greentext macro a while back. I wonder where it came from originally.
- bluepaper 5y agoFinished reading Ubik just the other night - the paying for every little thing was haunting, almost claustrophobic with this passage about the door (amongst other things - fantastic book though)
- KingFelix 5y agoIts brilliant!
- johnorourke 5y agoHonorary mention also of Cory Doctorow's Unauthorized Bread short story: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/ https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-...
- lapetitejort 5y agoAnd of course the 4chan greentext "Please drink a verification can": https://imgur.com/r/4chan/dgGvgKF https://imgur.com/r/4chan/dgGvgKF
- winternett 5y agoMany other car makers do this too. My Volvo has a remote start feature installed (that I paid for in buying the car) that is not accessible without enrollment in a (pretty much useless otherwise) monthly subscription service. It's flat out criminal considering that I could have just bought the device with a remote at Auto Zone for 1/4 of the price (that also doesn't allow the auto maker to track/log each time I use it and where I am when I use it).
- Loughla 5y agoYeah - not sure why Toyota is getting hammered for this. Subaru does this as well. You can get app enabled remote start from your phone, if you buy their subscription service. I love Subaru, but that is a trash system.
- lastofthemojito 5y agoThat feels like apples-and-oranges to me if you're talking about a smartphone app feature. A smartphone app has to be regularly upgraded to pay nice with new OS versions, has to have back-end servers, etc. Toyota is disabling remote start functionality between the key fob and the vehicle if the vehicle doesn't have a subscription. I'm not surprised a smartphone app requires a subscription but I am surprised and disappointed that a feature on a car's key fob does.
- 14 5y agoI too am highly disappointed in Toyota here. A remote start is something you can buy at any auto store and have installed by a mechanic for a couple hundred bucks. Will they block people from going that route now? They charge such a premium for their cars and this just seems petty.
- michaelmrose 5y agoThe logical next step would be to ensure that you can't do that in the name of security or if you CAN do it then the "partner" that sells that service has to pay more than you would for the privilege of being allowed on the "platform".
- phkahler 5y agoReminds me of this tragic but true story about a man and his dog that died in a Corvette because the door failed to open electronically. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/11/texas-man-dog-die-trapped-corvette/71053474/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/11/te... If your car door uses electricity to open, you best know what to do when that system fails. Death should not occur due to failure to RTFM for a door.
- silisili 5y agoWait what, do Corvettes not just unlock and open when you pull the handle? Every vehicle I've ever owned, from the 80s to now, manual or electric lock, the front doors both open when the handle is pulled, locked or not. If this isn't the case, I'm almost inclined to consider that criminally negligent.
- jasonpeacock 5y agoIn my 2021 Honda CR-V this is a configurable option - you can decide which behavior you want. For example, you don't want your kids to open the doors while you're driving. Or you don't want a car-jacker to reach through the window and open your door.
- bumby 5y agoHow is it configured? Electronically or through a switch on on the door jamb?
- jasonpeacock 5y agoElectronically, through the settings in the touchscreen panel on the dash. These are not child locks, but rather set the behavior of the door latch when the door is locked.
- bumby 5y agoDoes it have a fail-safe configuration if electricity is lost like in the examples above? If not, the ability to change configuration may not actually mitigate the failure mode
- servytor 5y agoUnrelated, but one of my favorite quotes from PKD is this one from Now Wait for Last Year: --- “All right," Eric agreed. "If you were me, and your wife were sick, desperately so, with no hope of recovery, would you leave her? Or would you stay with her, even if you had traveled ten years into the future and knew for an absolute certainty that the damage to her brain could never be reversed? And staying with her would mean-" "I can see what it would mean, sir," the cab broke in. "It would mean no other life for you beyond caring for her." "That's right," Eric said. "I'd stay with her," the cab decided. "Why?" "Because," the cab said, "life is composed of reality configurations so constituted. To abandon her would be to say, I can't endure reality as such. I have to have uniquely special easier conditions." "I think I agree," Eric said after a time. "I think I will stay with her." "God bless you, sir," the cab said. "I can see that you're a good man.”
- dr-detroit 5y agoChilling when you think of all the demi humans that "walk" around in 2021 with those big plastic smiles.
- ameen 5y agoThank you for sharing this. I've often wondered how some folks deal with misfortune, take it in stride and work through them than abandon all hope for an easier route. Perseverance and Endurance are a rarity in today's society.
- BobbyJo 5y ago> Perseverance and Endurance are a rarity in today's society. No, they're just quiet.
- nataz 5y agoThis comment needs to be internalized by everyone who has ever worked in a collaborative environment, or God forbid manage a team of people. For all the hard charging, 10x programer, I am a builder let me work folks out there...Empathy is hard to learn, but you'll be a better person for it. I promise.
- KingFelix 5y agoJust had a conversation about this exact idea. Such a brilliant book
- csours 5y agoReading Ubik was a real trip for me. Highly recommend.
- kps 5y ago> Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly Joe clearly doesn't have an Apple door.
- epberry 5y agoThis feature does not prevent you from unlocking the car. Just pointing your key at your car outside your building and turning it on in the cold.
- gentleman11 5y agoMy wife and I need a new car sometime soon. Is there a company that makes cars that are reasonably reliable but that are without anti features like tracking, electronic everything, bs parts replacement costs due to ip, features you are locked out of via software, subscriptions, software preventing you from working on the car without a special license, ads, etc? Look at the ways software is making the world a better place…
- seanp2k2 5y agoAccording to plenty of preppers, the 12V Cummins Diesel trucks were the last great EMP-resistant vehicles https://dieselresource.com/diesel-resources/2nd-generation-5-9l-cummins-specs/ https://dieselresource.com/diesel-resources/2nd-generation-5...
- amelius 5y agoThis is like buying a dumb TV, and is probably close to impossible.
- onlyrealcuzzo 5y agoWhat's wrong with 2017 Kia Optimas?
- MonaroVXR 5y agoHere you go, there are more, search on the website. https://www.cdw.com/product/samsung-678u-series-55-4k-uhd-led-hospitality-tv/5364487 https://www.cdw.com/product/samsung-678u-series-55-4k-uhd-le...
- amelius 5y ago"This item was discontinued on June 17, 2021"
- MonaroVXR 5y agoOlder cars to be honest.
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- manquer 5y agoI have seen the this happen in real life with housing startups many of them use mobile apps for unlocking doors in India - nestaway [1] or Zolo[2] and others, including unscrewing the lock Doors won't unlock if rent is not paid on time, sometimes it is not even delayed rent payments, the company will charge you frivolously for something and you will be locked out unless you resolve the payment dispute i.e. talk to support to waive/rescind the charge or pay for it, and that goes as well as talking to any support to revert a charge. [1] https://www.nestaway.com/ https://www.nestaway.com/ [2] https://zolostays.com/ https://zolostays.com/
- JetAlone 5y agoNestaway's website is a real window into the dystopia. It's kind of refreshing to have a panopticonic nightmare conveyed by an aesthetic other than alegria for once.
- ClumsyPilot 5y ago"Doors won't unlock if rent is not paid on time" Need to bring back public floggibg for whoever came up with this
- Jenda_ 5y agoThere is a Soviet children's book with the same topic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunno_on_the_Moon#Lunar_capitalism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunno_on_the_Moon#Lunar_capita...
- mensetmanusman 5y agoThis reminds me of the Charlie card for using the subway in Boston: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kacASNARakQ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kacASNARakQ It has fun history, apparently they were going to introduce a nickel tax to get off the subway, so the legend is that Charlie never got off, because he didn’t have a nickel.
- ArteEtMarte 5y agoNearly happened to me on the Tokyo subway. Train from Narita to Tokyo, couldn't find a way to get out of the system in Shibuya.
- charcircuit 5y agoThis wouldn't be a problem if it just charged your credit card. I do think it should be a cheaper. $0.005 would be a more reasonable price. I would definitely pay $0.1 a day to use all my doors. Maybe like my front door since its more heavy duty would be a $0.05 / use door.
- QuercusMax 5y agoHighly recommend Ubik; I read it in part because I saw this quote, which isn't necessarily a good reflection of the actual content of the story. A little surprised nobody's adapted it as a movie yet.
- matheusmoreira 5y agoThis sort of stuff used to be the nightmarish imaginations of cyberpunk authors. Now it's reality. Extremely disturbing. It's getting to the point I'm starting to think technology is detrimental to human dignity.