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Knock knock Who's there? long pause Java
by taspeotis 17d ago
Knock knock
Who's there?
long pause
Java
- lazystone 17d agoOh, I see, jokes from 30 years ago!
- smrtinsert 16d agoWhat else are you supposed when keeping up with platforms proves too difficult!
- nairboon 17d agoAnd still funny today, not all jokes survive that long.
- Boereck 17d agoAlternatively: Knock, knock who's there It's the 90s, wanting their jokes back
- emil-lp 17d agoWhy do they want the jokes back?
- HelloUsername 17d agoThe long pause between the knock and the answer took 30 years
- nsxwolf 17d agoG1 is now the default garbage collector in 27.
- taspeotis 17d agoSorry I only just set -xXx360NoScopexXx=4G to run that latest version without hitting OOM and you are right, it is indeed quite fast with G1.
- paulddraper 17d agoYou misunderstand, xxx360NoScopexxx is now the default.
- azatom 17d agoIt's on you bc it was (arguably but still) dead 17 years ago. edit: don't get me wrong, i am not here to hate java, but bc i am also ... hm necrophil :)
- taspeotis 17d ago17 years is a rookie number. Take C# auto-properties, for example: 19 years ago! Now try asking, "When did Java get auto-properties?"
- marginalia_nu 17d agoNews at 11. Language that runs on the explicit design philosophy of letting other languages experiment first and then incorporating their lessons learned once the dust has settled is late to implement a feature.
- azatom 17d agoI never cared about those kind of syntax sugars. I was happy with IDE/static checkers, lombok, mapstruct, etc. I missed generators like that virtual threading for example. btw: i was referring a single point when oracle bought sun and "closed java".
- Betelbuddy 17d agoHigh Speed Trading team using Java looking puzzled .... https://lmax-exchange.github.io/disruptor/ https://lmax-exchange.github.io/disruptor/
- winrid 17d agoDon't put a 30gb heap on m4 boxes and you'll be okay
- hobo123 17d agoIf I'm not mistaken, OpenJ9 runtime offers some kind of precompilation and fast startup.
- mahboi 17d ago*OOM-kills 20 other programs on your PC while booting up*