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This is great and exactly captures the PhD experience. Both in the simulator and in real life, I mostly survived until the end by slacking off frequently, and n

• peteradio 3y ago
  > 3.) Questions asked by friends and relatives regarding progress This one in particular had me temporarily cut off contact with people who could not be bothered to remember that I had no interest in answering this question!
• chias 3y ago
  One dynamic I experienced that also isn't in the simulation: if you focus too much on classwork early on in order to pass your RPE, it can actually be hard to find an advisor. Classwork is basically dead-end work and the more you focus on it the less you have to show for yourself when trying to convince an advisor to work with you. Your goal should be to optimize for doing just well enough to pass your classwork. Also, random catalysmic events, like in year 4 your advisor accepts a job at a different university in another state.
  • dazed_confused 3y ago
    Or your advisor retiring in year 2...
    • amwales 3y ago
      oddly specific
    • Lk7Of3vfJS2n 3y ago
      Or your advisor accepts a job at a company in another state in year 2...
    • peteradio 3y ago
      Buddy of mine, his advisor died in like year 4.
      • deleted 3y ago
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    • joshvm 3y ago
      Every department I've worked in mandates 2 supervisors to mitigate against this, because it's reasonably common for people to move departments, go on sabbatical or just quit. Even with tenure, life happens and people need to leave their jobs. In theory, the department shouldn't allow advisors to take on more students if they're close to retirement though.
    • anticensor 3y ago
      Turkish university system solved that problem by stipulating that thesis supervision and advice duties survive retirement unless the student explicitly requests otherwise, and end only if the student finishes or the supervisor/advisor is fired (not resigned!) or dead.
  • ke88y 3y ago
    This also depends on the field. I think this is good advice in fields where grad students are primarily there to help with grant-funded research. In those fields, the course and prelim requirements are reasonable because professors need warm bodies doing work. Eg, CS. It's less good advice in fields where grad student research output doesn't matter as much, and where students do more teaching instead. Those fields tend to make much more aggressive use of weed-out exams to ensure that they have enough young grad students to meet teaching demand but not so many older (>=3yr) grad students that they saturate advising capacity. Mathematics in particular comes to mind.
  • waveBidder 3y ago
    > Classwork is basically dead-end work and the more you focus on it the less you have to show for yourself when trying to convince an advisor to work with you. nearly half of my year didn't get this and had to master out when we got to quals.
    • hgsgm 3y ago
      You mean they passed quals but couldn't get an advisor? Or failed quals?
      • ke88y 3y ago
        Are those different things? At departments where quals have high failure rates, it's really more of an annual layoff than anything else. In many programs, the department aims to admit far more people than will pass the quals. They need the Calculus and Pre-calculus TAs but do not have the advising capacity. Even if everyone gets a 95% on the quals, the majority will "fail" by necessity because the department simply does not have the advising capacity for the number of TAs they need. Of course, the department typically designs the quals to these needs either explicitly or implicitly. This is usually at least implicitly understood by the faculty, who will navigate it when absolutely necessary. For example, I've seen it happen that if a professor really needs a student and vouches for/protects them (eg because the research is computational and the student came from 5 years at Google), then the student gets more goes at the plate on quals than is typical.
        • tnecniv 3y ago
          Depends on the school. My program requires you have an advisor before our version of quals. Our exam was also a research presentation followed by an oral exam where you had the pleasure of doing often a painful amount of algebra on a blackboard. It was also the culture that, while your advisor could ask you questions, they rarely would unless they were helpful (maybe a softball confidence booster or simple version of another question to get you started down the right track) or leading questions for you to talk about something not in your talk. People were largely concerned about being failed by the other examiners, not their advisor at that stage. However, we were a small department and your acceptance was predicated on at least one faculty member wanting you to join their lab. Some people moved around within their first year, but the majority stayed with the first group they joined.
  • krastanov 3y ago
    This would be incredibly bad advice in half of Physics and most of Math. An adviser would simply not trust a graduate student with middling grades to be competent enough to work with.
    • jacurtis 3y ago
      I think this depends on the field. For example in CS, my advisor straight up told me multiple times to stop worry about class work. His exact statement is that "There isn't anything more that you will learn in classes that you won't learn in greater detail doing research". His logic is that when you are doing research, you are pushing the envelope into new territory that can't be taught in a classroom. When you are in a classroom you are learning old material that is already well-known and established. This is very true in CS. But far from true in Math and Physics where there probably is a lot of advanced learning available in classes. The few classes I had that he actually endorsed being "worth your time" were Math classes focused around encryption (of which I took 3 different ones). But my advisor was unique because he was 100% there for the research. He only taught because the university forced him to. He lived and breathed research and that was the only reason he was in academia. He was truly passionate and worked 10+ hours a day on research, but thats why he was there. He had a very low opinion of classroom teaching.
      • Aeolun 3y ago
        I was thinking, this sounds very much like a person with a vested interest in getting you to do more research.
        • kelipso 3y ago
          Which is literally all advisors. Once you have an advisor, grades don't really matter that much except that you need to pass the class.
          • lumost 3y ago
            This likely varies from department to department. If grades truly didn’t matter, it’s simpler for professors to adopt a lenient curve. If they do not make the grading lenient - it’s for a reason.
  • PakG1 3y ago
    This emphasizes how much you need to know before you even get into a program. If you don't know that much, you NEED those classes to just catch up to your peers as to understanding what the world even says about various things at a foundational level. The weight is so much easier to carry if you go in with a certain level of knowledge so that you can slack in classes if you need to rest.
    • 78124781 3y ago
      This. Most grad school classes are poorly taught and the professors indifferent or discouraging to actually helping you learn. PhD students are assumed to be capable of learning these things on their own or already knowing them. If you are encountering things for the first time, you'll likely be behind. In contrast, if you come in mostly ready to go and these classes are just refreshers, you can spend time in that class working on actual research and impressing the prof as well as not panicking if/when you realize you don't understand what's going on.
  • fugue88 3y ago
    I had picked my advisor at the start of my PhD. I also had 2 backups. My pick was on sabbatical my first year. He and I agreed I'd load up on the required classes that year. He e-mailed me right before the year ended saying he had changed his mind and didn't want any more grad students, basically dumping me. Right around the same time, my first backup decided to retire. My second backup passed away. I was left no longer making "sufficient progress" and no path to do so, losing my financial aid.
    • cushpush 3y ago
      sorry this happened to you, wishing you success in spite of the setbacks
      • fugue88 3y ago
        Thank you! I didn't have many options at the time, having a small family to provide for, so I went back to work as a software developer. The career has been good. I regret not being able to be a professor and devote more time to research, but I also try to make opportunities for those kinds activities in other ways.
  • 78124781 3y ago
    Generally, the focus here should be on: 1) Not bombing any classes (i.e. A/A- in all, maybe a B+ in one; a B or below is failing) 2) Doing very good work and trying to write an original paper for professors that you want to work with while doing just enough to get by in other classes [this is in part how you figure out who you want to work with] 3) Being good enough with the literature to pass the comprehensive exams (or, as another comment points out, have some kind of protection from a sponsor; it is not uncommon to have profs use comps as a chance to take out students they don't like for various reasons, even as small as "they do X field, which I don't like" or "they work with Y, who really gets on my nerves). Of course there's plenty of additional ways to derail this as well, including advisor moving, advisor getting into a fight with the rest of the department, advisor giving poor advice, advisor deciding that they don't like you, etc.
    • lumost 3y ago
      It really makes you wonder if the university should just have a mechanism to "fire" a grad student rather than pretending that these events aren't simply a mechanism to "fire" someone because they didn't pass X hurdle. If the advisors can vouch for, or strike a student regardless of their qual performance - then why not simply have an end of year performance review?
      • 78124781 3y ago
        Most depts do have some kind of official review, but it's more of a formality. I think they're also concerned about how students would react if they suggest that academia isn't for them directly. So instead they resort to more passive-aggressive or arbitrary measures. On the other hand, not all departments are good fits with students and there's a very wide asymmetry in information between many new students and programs, even if you "do your research" beforehand, given just how specialized these disciplines are at a high level. It would be nice if transferring programs was made easier and if more departments would just agree to help students "master out" and look for jobs rather than discard them like roadkill.
      • tnecniv 3y ago
        For many schools that’s basically their qualifying exam. Normally multiple professors are involved so that your advisor can’t fire you unjustly, but if you don’t demonstrate you are up to standards on the exam and your advisor doesn’t go to bat for you in their deliberations, you will fail. Normally you have a chance to retake the exam, but two strikes and you’re out. In my program we had annual committee reviews as well as a review submitted to the program chair and graduate school of the student by their advisor (with the student providing both a self-review and review of their advisor). Ultimately, unless you’re in a sub-field with many faculty, it is hard to get an accurate evaluation from three professors. My other committee members could understand the big picture of my work but they weren’t experts on the specifics, and they were the best equipped faculty in the department to be on my committee besides my advisor. The goal is to make sure that there is a paper trail and multiple professors aware of your progress (or lack thereof), so your advisor can’t just give you the boot for something tertiary like not watching his dog during a holiday weekend. Professors are aware of their problematic peers in the department. Even if they can’t fire them outright (tenure has pros and cons), they can steer students away from them to more supportive professors (or give you a hint that maybe you should consider a different school during your visit day). Our program chair was very good at helping relocating students who initially started in the lab of one or two bad actors.
  • zwaps 3y ago
    Ironically universities have already found a way to defeat that behavior, too: At some places, advisors now also consider a list of students ranked by grades. I have seen advisorship being offered only to the top student in the Professor's class. If you lack ex-ante information how and where your grade rank matters in a year, this just adds a fun new challenge to the first year PhD!
  • tnecniv 3y ago
    That depends on your department and your field. Even though, on paper, I had a year to pick an advisor, I worked with mine from day 1 (or day -n since he first sent me research papers and discussed ways to get started on my project before my first semester even started). My department was fairly small, though, so you getting admitted meant at least professor specifically was interested in you joining. Professors at larger schools will put on their website not to even contact them unless you have been admitted, and their departments are large enough that only a portion of faculty members are involved in admission decisions. In that case, your advisor of choice may not know about you at all before you enroll and thus you need to fight for a spot in their group among your cohort.
• smodad 3y ago
  > You found one of your ideas appears in a recently published paper. You can no longer work on it. This is one of the things I thought of right away when ChatGPT got released last year. "God, there's probably so many PhD candidates right now in NLP feeling despair like all their work was pointless ...as if million of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." It's hard in the moment to know whether what you're working on has any utility. So just do your best and keep chugging!
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  • hgsgm 3y ago
    Math is pointless from start to finish, but that doesn't stop them. PhD is granted for novelty, not practicality.
    • libealistand 3y ago
      > Math is pointless from start to finish And this attitude, my friends, is the reason why so much software out there is so bad. We need more of a math mindset when developing software. What can we be sure about, what are the invariants, what can we prove? There is so much crap out there that somebody lacking understanding just tried to wing, and I'm constantly ashamed of it. Computer science is applied math.
      • esafak 3y ago
        He said maths not CS. A lot of research mathematics has no application.
        • libealistand 3y ago
          Number theory had no applications for centuries. Now, cryptography is based on it and the modern internet would be unthinkable without. Foundational research does often not provide immediate applications. Still, if we don't do it, out understanding of the world is lacking and it hurts us later down the road.
• NooneAtAll3 3y ago
  > Teaching obligations any advice for people aiming for teaching instead of all the publishing stuff?
  • toxik 3y ago
    Yeah don’t do a PhD
    • a1o 3y ago
      But how to get hired then?
      • AnotherGoodName 3y ago
        This should be obvious but never sign up for a degree in a field where only PhDs can get jobs.
    • NooneAtAll3 3y ago
      what to do instead?
    • gs17 3y ago
      Tried that, the university considered lecturers to be disposable if there was a chance to replace them with a tenure-track who could get grants, and told me I could come back if I got a PhD.
      • tsumnia 3y ago
        Agreed. I found I loved teaching, but with only a Masters I was limited to adjunct hell. I took the pay cut and made the push for my doctorate.
  • krastanov 3y ago
    If you want to have a tenure track "professor" position focused on teaching in a top-tier university, you need to be a great researcher as teaching skills are not considered much -- you just get to decide to focus on teaching after you get tenure. Thankfully, many universities (even the prestigious ones) are now starting to hire more semi-permanent teaching-focused staff (and some even use the title professor for these). You do not get as much independence in such a position, especially if you want to make a class for more senior students, but it is a good middle ground. Or you can be a professor at a school that is not in the rat-race to be "top-tier research institution" - you still need to have some small research output (but that is actually an awesome way to introduce a couple of undergrads a year to research) and you get to focus on making awesome classes (of course, there is still the expectation that you have a PhD to apply for these positions, but at these places your teaching experience is actually taken seriously in the hiring process). As to what to do during your PhD: find an advisor that is happy to have one or two students focused on teaching and outreach (they would like to have that because when applying for grants it makes it easier for them to explain how they have broader impact, pointing to your work).
• aiisjustanif 3y ago
  Teaching obligations are assumed, had students break things multiple times.
• fho 3y ago
  > Growing family obligations (marriage, kids, trying to write a thesis at 3am with a crying baby next room) Oh ... I felt that one :-/
  • mjfl 3y ago
    at least you have a family.
• bluedevilzn 3y ago
  Was it worth it?
• khazhoux 3y ago
  This is also missing the part where your friend in your same class drops out for a startup, and you can choose to join him or stick with PhD. Then give you the option a year later to congratulate him on the startup’s multi-billion exit.
  • ipaddr 3y ago
    A year after they ask you for a loan.
• cycomanic 3y ago
  I would also add that the hope trajectory is quite right in the simulation. You really should start quite high and it starts dropping until your first conference, but then towards the middle of the PhD it gets very low. It only really goes up again when the end is in sight. In the game it pretty much continously went up.
  • vibrio 3y ago
    The hope level can be lowest (and cynicism maximal) late and at then end when one is the senior student and the major (only?) contributor in the lab or key project with no one coming up behind. A weak thesis committee won’t stand up to the PI to drop the cycle of “just address this loose end” tasks. Meanwhile relatively non- or lowly- productive fellow grad students in the program are given quick PhDs in other labs because the labs are underfunded and those PIs don’t want the burden of retaining or the stigma of failing those students, and … Wow—-pardon the rant I’m having a flashback. I’m going to go exercise my anxiety away,
  • tnecniv 3y ago
    Yeah that’s how it went for me. My confidence was very high until I finished my qualifying exam and just had to sit there trying to solve a novel problem for over a year. Eventually I learned enough through trial and error that I could work productively in that space, but doing well in classes often does not translate to immediate research success and there were dark days and many therapy appointments in the middle.
• rewmie 3y ago
  > What was missing: n) Your old college friends have secured their material needs while you barely make rent. n) a PhD student that joined the program after you just surpassed your number of publications. n) your thesis supervisor just bumped you off primary author to contributor in your own paper.
  • Balgair 3y ago
    > your thesis supervisor just bumped you off primary author to contributor in your own paper. I mean, woah. Even that's a little too far for phd-land
    • rewmie 3y ago
      This is somewhat common though.
      • tnecniv 3y ago
        I think the grandparent was just joking that “this is a game let’s not get that dark, bro.”
• lph 3y ago
  I took so many damn showers in grad school.