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throwaway_dcnt
5y ago
Why?
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throwaway_dcnt
6y ago
The foot indeed does have two eyes though. The answer provided by the actual AI (linked in the article) is accurate if not profound, since the foot is attached to a human and most humans have two eyes. It is a pretty solid thesis.
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6y ago
While CGI scripts written in perl and shell script were all the rage, I remember using C (and ODBC) quite fondly and successfully. It wasn't until I encountered the webscr.cgi at PayPal that was more than a GB compiled and spanned mill
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6y ago
He was complaining about his inability to schedule meetings because of the 11:00am spot. Even in the most flexible of environments, lunch is usually off-limits, 1:00pm is tricky because people can be late due to lunch and this 11:00am yoga
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6y ago
What about the squares amongst us?
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6y ago
Enterprise dba shops have deep expertise with oracle (and sometimes sql server). I have personally run into serious resistance from these teams when I explicitly ask for postgres. They try to warn me that oracle is the recommended option fo
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6y ago
There are two hard problems in computer science: 1. Exactly once message delivery, 2. Message ordering, 1. Exactly once message delivery. I would like to add to this, fuck you confluent with all your lies that you sell to gullible idiots.
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6y ago
This isn't exactly a programming joke but considering how many of us physics majors become programmers, I think it works: Heisenberg, Shrodinger and Ohm were driving down a highway when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop asks Heise
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6y ago
The purpose is not to avoid corruption, it is to have the ability to plausibly deny ts existence by having paper trail of a faux-fair process that was followed.
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6y ago
Speaking of multi-tasking, I remember writing code that hijacked timer interrupt to surreptitiously perform background tasks. I would also hijack interrupt 9 (I think) to capture keyboard so that I would pop up a small text mode window to d
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6y ago
Yes, I own a few in fact. Although I don't live in CA. It was quite an arduous journey too, the paperwork was lost twice, once by the local sheriff (who has to sign an affidavit saying he or she vouches for you) and subsequently by ATF
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6y ago
Drone attacks on wedding parties are what I use to differentiate Trump from Obama (and Bush and Clinton). I think the issue in your framing is lumping trump with bush when in reality, obama and bush are more alike (whether it is the mercile
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6y ago
Partitioning.
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6y ago
In addition to the peer comments, using JNI, these facilities can also be availed in Java. Chronicle queue does this.
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6y ago
Think of this guaranteed bonus a retention tool (we see some churn after bonus period) - I also have 3 tiers/ratings for individual accomplishment and 3 for group. If you bag top tier for both, you are getting promoted plus the bonus i
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6y ago
Your comment about the first president to not start or accelerate a war since last 6 or 7 terms, at least, is too rich in irony. Trump had many issues but bombing wedding parties to extinction was more of an Obama thing.
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6y ago
My nearly a decade old hp laser printer is chugging along nicely and in addition to my work related printing, has handled multiple kids going through middle, high school and college including snapchat picture wall phases!! On first set of t
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6y ago
300K after taxes? In california, that's practically 600K gross. Well done. Considering you mentioned you doubled your income, does that mean boring corp was paying you 300K gross? That is pretty impressive and honestly, I didn't t
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6y ago
I find that difficult to believe that twitter employees, regardless of where they are based would act in such a blatant manner. Is there a way to prove this? Examples of such actions or bias?
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6y ago
This does not work for introverts that are fantastic at their jobs
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6y ago
My C63 AMG and Porsche GT3 were the most reliable (and cheapest to maintain) cars I have ever owned. BMW M5 (E60) was the least reliable. Tesla Model X sucked satan's balls in coming up with new ways to break and model S feels flimsy,
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6y ago
Maybe this is a game of poker. They cancel some shows as a bluff to next generation of creators that they should avoid asking for large raises for their shows past 2nd season.
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6y ago
Oi Oi Savaloy! I was taught this by a very rough and tumble looking cockney gentleman in a spanish pub near oxford street in london. I almost thought he was a con artist because of the non stop sob stories he told throughout the evening but
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6y ago
This isn't necessarily advice meant to be followed (I hope), I think this is meant to give the rest of us an idea of why we fail even though we are trying to do the right thing.
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6y ago
If you have tried one of the robo investors, the amount of transactions that they generate, even under routine usage (regular contributions, tax loss harvesting etc.), it is beyond any human's ability to comprehend. Fortunately for IRS
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6y ago
I used this trick and started getting responses and phone screens. These are companies you know and possibly respect.
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throwaway_dcnt
6y ago
Does something like that exist? At a reasonable price point? (<10K)?
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throwaway_dcnt
6y ago
200K is base. The taxes on this wage are hefty in UK. The monthly takehome is less than 10K.
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throwaway_dcnt
6y ago
You will find that facts don't agree with your statements. https://www.dawn.com/news/1464791
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6y ago
Give it another 6 years. 13 years is when the monster comes out.
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