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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
At my place, I would complain about your code in code review. Because https://youtu.be/9L3M2WC5LPA And I've trained people who have been writing bad code into writing better code and into delaying all merge requests by
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
That's like Italian trains, but it's more like "nobody knows what platform it's gonna be at; keep a look out and run when you see it; also, screw you".
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
And that's good because the slaves have a slightly higher quality of life than before. Even though our low skill workers are priced out of the economy. But that's good because they should go to college and learn to code! Which 100
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
> their goal is to make sure people are formatted and replaceable. Why else would corporations be the exclusive authors of "middle-level" languages like Java, C#, and Go? ;p JS and Python are too slow, but we can't find
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Are you an elcor?
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
As opposed to letting advertisers be our mental jailors by chilling the discourse as they pressure the hubs where communication takes place to collapse down to the lowest common denominator of anodyne politically correct corporate approved
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Unless you're C++-damaged enough to assume it's one of those bullshit gaslighting "it might actually not do anything lol" premature optimization keywords, like `constexpr`.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Doom Eternal (which would turn out to be a deeply ironic name and which I was only playing singleplayer) had some botnet layered over it that tried to "update" whenever you started the game. There was a bug where the little startu
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Being bamboozled by the elites with bullshit gaslighting
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
If all of these sound like lies to spin economists' narratives and scare everybody into playing into their hands, it's because that's exactly what they are.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Yep. Intel is an empire in decline. It's a powerful case study in how you can have All The Money and still fuck up catastrophically. It's Ice America -- it's a bloated enemy in a crumbling castle!
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
The "ain't it, chief" sealed the deal.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
So you're saying https://xkcd.com/224/ isn't true for Haskell?
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
They are an imperial shill.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
If the only American one is horrible, we should still subsidize it? Quite the dilemma. I'd be more on board with paying the Taiwanese to move here.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
It will take way more time than that because Intel is a bloated, corrupt, and incompetent company.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
The lead makes the wine sweeter!
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
My answer to all of this is that the way the Internet works now is wrong and bad and I don't care to accommodate it anymore than I would care to remind my jailor to take their heart medication every morning. Go net neutrality.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Can I date the dating coach? Oh, wait, React? Nevermind. I think I just need to work on myself right now.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
But the commercial was about black people. Frankly, I think a big portion of this "I hate the ad" noise is just thinly-veiled racist dog whistling.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Like employees
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
And then it blows up! https://youtu.be/uPG3YMcSvzo
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Because rationality is dead, and marketing was its murderer.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Look, my quicksort WILL work quickly; I just need a Matrioshka brain powered by the entire output of the Sun's worth of single-threaded processing speed and memory!
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Fame is ego and expectations. Rich is quiet freedom. You'd be a fool to pick the first one.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Frontend development is like being a TikTok influencer: it's an bullshit boondoggle that wouldn't even exist in a better society.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Consider that Earth had way higher carbon levels during hothouse periods like the Carboniferous. In the limit, then, "there is no hope" anyway since it's a natural cycle. We are leaving a recent ice age and are due for anothe
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
Amen. Doing the wrong thing is easy. Doing the right thing is hard. These are thermodynamically-mandated rules that cannot ever be circumvented by cleverness or money or hard work.
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
https://youtu.be/Afv9i4Eo6a4
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by shrimp_emoji 2y ago
If you're a social animal, you should have never gotten into coding to begin with. It's for introvert nerds with no social life! How else can you even learn it, anyway? Oh, that's right, by using the easy languages made by co

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