konfusinomicon

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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
now with full neckbeard and wacky tab completions with up to 6 characters correctly guessed per if statement
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
many years ago an old wizard once said to me in passing 'the gas brings you closer to god', and ever since i have been reminded many times that he was very wise in his knowledge of magic
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
i continuously asked for an optimized database schema several times and all i keep getting is these damn shakespeare sonnets. starting to wonder if they are on to something...
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
bro that is part of the vibe, you just gotta roll with it
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
head start on 1-9...measure twice cut once, and prep work pays dividends
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
spread dev pinky awareness whenever possible, we need a ribbon..the struggle is real and its a sign of excessive copy pasting. customized split keyboard is the cure so bring on the subsidized moonlanders for all
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
all i know is that once you see the eyes looking back at you, and realize that it is the eye of nicholas cage, the universe and reality begins to make a lot more sense and it shows that even the gods reuse assets
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
and so it was written: singularity chapter 10 verse 11
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
all the picked on glasses wearing nerds got programming jobs and are about to flip the whole script on society. only ones not wearing glasses now are the wierd ones
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
definitely not listening in on your phones microphone and definitely wont be watching either, but you might be interested in this cat food
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
oh the hills that were conquered and those to have died upon, captain hindsight strikes again!
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
that AMT struggle is real, painful, and needs legislative changes when it comes to ISO exercise in private companies. especially when you have to set up a payment plan for the taxes owed, which are ever increasing due to fines and penalties
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
ehh it wont(ymmv?) kill ya but it sure will rock your world that is certain. truly ill-advised would be to take 60-100mg of benedryl with them, that will shatter reality itself
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
perks include padded floors and walls in the office (yes they are pushing RTO too), and free adult diapers for when your bladder inevitably fails.
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
with a name like DPR id have to assume its buried treasure
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
these brownies are strictly for cosmic, err, cosmetic usage only officer
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
ahh the old 3am ruminating toss and turn never fails to put me back asleep a half hour before my alarm goes off and mostly never closer to solving the problem at hand
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
expert level dog poo management tip!
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
my 95yr old grandmother who still has her OG chompers always told me to only floss the teeth i want to keep, and given hers are still usable after 9 decades, i listened
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
the coin purse market in such a world would be a sight to behold
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
i know a few hippies who would take care of any nitrous oxide problem the world can throw at them lickety split
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
having been the original author on a company defining feature and then told that the silo must be broken only to see my work stepped on for years to come i wholeheartedly agree. the inheritors not qualified to make the decisions, my grand i
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
hahaha, nothing beats a spoon of redcoat tears in a cup of salty boston tea
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
its my favorite movie of all time. the soundtrack alone is worth the price of admission. its got comedy, drama, love, hate, lust, fear, revenge, and all the other feelings a movie can envoke. hey...black lotus, stygian, the best...this bett
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
another interesting note is that a much larger leaved purple petunia has come up in the same pot they are in and i have absolutely no idea how it got there. it doesnt glow so perhaps it was accidentally included in the original plants dirt
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
not sure i have the self control to avoid Chipotle burritos like yourself
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
i wish the fireflies glowed with the same luminosity as they did in the ads. mine are so faint you have to be in a dark room to see them
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
i dont reply stop to unsolicited messages because that is confirmation to them that its an actively monitored number. not sure if being paranoid or smart but if i was spamming a big list it would be beneficial in my eyes to know which numbe
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
the technique is known as the Anthony Hopkins edge and its a surefire way to take out large ill-tempered beasts
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by konfusinomicon 2y ago
with a name such as nirmel it sounds a bit like your just salty because garfield has tried to mail you to abu dhabi like 100 times

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