konfusinomicon

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by konfusinomicon 13d ago
last time this happened in my area a local farmer was burying a cow and took out the whole towns connection
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by konfusinomicon 26d ago
just wait til its got all the sweet sweet meta glasses data that is about to come pouring in.
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by konfusinomicon 26d ago
there is a tiny physical switch right next to the power button on my lg tv that supposedly turns off the tv microphone. the remote mic has no such switch though
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by konfusinomicon 3mo ago
that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta
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by konfusinomicon 4mo ago
I guess somebody out there has gotta make the croutons
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by konfusinomicon 5mo ago
you must be fun at parties
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by konfusinomicon 5mo ago
for 200 billion you better throw in knowing what you know now in to the mix, then it would pay for itself
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by konfusinomicon 5mo ago
can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretaries desk (the unfortunate lady she was), and the sound
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by konfusinomicon 5mo ago
soooooo about Claude going down. we're gonna need you to sign in on Saturday and make up for lost time or unfortunately we're going to have to deduct the time lost from your paycheck. and as an aside your TPS reports have been sub
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by konfusinomicon 6mo ago
not designed, it was destined
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by konfusinomicon 6mo ago
im fiarly certain the knob on the machine that controls length of redundant comments and docblocks is cranked to 11. it makes me curious how much of their bottom line is driven by redundant comment output.
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by konfusinomicon 6mo ago
iirc the dog was a dangerous animal and had attacked people and animals uprovoked quite a few times. didnt hear about it so not sure about the horses, but typically people dont just execute horses when they aren't injured or at risk o
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by konfusinomicon 6mo ago
turns out we still needs more vibes
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by konfusinomicon 6mo ago
same experience here. trust deficits so rampant i question if ive ever been right once in my career. dont forget the lack of the word 'iterate' in the decision makers vocabulary. and as soon as the word sunset is uttered you know
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by konfusinomicon 7mo ago
I like to think that bird song, evolved over millions of years going back to their dinosaur ancestors, is a language that encodes vast amounts of information that our brains can't even begin to understand the complexities of
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by konfusinomicon 9mo ago
back to the blockchain!
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by konfusinomicon 10mo ago
its wabbit season I guess
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by konfusinomicon 10mo ago
snoopy is the perfect dog name
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
my favorite performance of his! its a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time. so many anxiety inducing moments, especially for those who fear the ocean
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
living that cloud life
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
yes they do! those are the humans that pass down those lost arts even if the audience is a handful. to trust an amalgamation of neurally organized binary carved intricately into metal with deep and often arcane knowledge and the lineage of
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
america in a squirt bottle
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
its gotta a very different flavor but is still pretty good.
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
Sir David Attenborough is gonna make bank on the documentary featuring these animals engaging in these most unnatural of corporate environments
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
its collaboration in glorious 4k! err 1080p!
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
oh they are paying, but shit rolls down hill and those who will ultimately pay are in the flood zone
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
alright who laid out a big ole fudge dragon in the urinal for the whole world to see mmkay?
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
best 3 grand i ever spent. my vision was so bad prior I couldn't see the largest letter in the test and afterwards i felt like i could have gone a few levels past the smallest on the test with no issue. after 7 years and my last exam
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
if you knew how much shit is on literally everything, you'd, well i don't know what youd do, but there is shit on literally everything so washy washy
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by konfusinomicon 1y ago
voicemail is a dead technology, just like the mini tapes they used to be saved on. its just 1 more notification type to waste your time anymore. disable it and never look back and i assume you that you wont regret it. if they really need to

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