itjitj

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1. 1.▲
   by itjitj 16y ago

   You're picking a language based on a single library? Look out, world.
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   by itjitj 16y ago

   Fucking Mission St.
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   by itjitj 16y ago

   -Michael Scott
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   by itjitj 16y ago

   Huh?
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   by itjitj 16y ago

   Oh, Apple, your transformation is complete. How long until Apple disbands the senate and declares martial law?
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   by itjitj 16y ago

   Call the oracle function.
7. 7.▲
   by itjitj 17y ago

   Settle down, Francis.
8. 8.▲
   by itjitj 17y ago

   ...you hope.
9. 9.▲
   by itjitj 17y ago

   Fair enough.
10. 10.▲
    by itjitj 17y ago

    Yes, and also why the Singularity is such a silly idea. We are not racing to utopia, we are racing to disaster.
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    by itjitj 17y ago

    The firehose? Stanley Spadowski, Internet superstar
12. 12.▲
    by itjitj 17y ago

    Is it 1999 already?
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    by itjitj 17y ago

    Or perhaps, the Mad Hatter.