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autotune
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Yeah I really don't trust most devs outside the space to make good infra decisions at this point if these extremely common concepts like cordon and drain to your average SRE is considered news worthy or worthy of being mocked to them.
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4y ago
You can really get upvotes on HN for linking to common Certified Kubernetes Administrator concepts here? Y'all need to take the practice exam at https://killer.sh if this is considered noteworthy. It'll blow your mind,
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autotune
4y ago
"Jumping off a building is actually just flying if you don't worry about the landing. We should remember, the problem of landing isn't specific to jumping at all."
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4y ago
I am just so exhausted with all of this nonsense. Why can't we go back to talking about how to get rich slowly over like 10-20 years with real money? Yeah you are not going to become a millionaire over night, but maybe you'll have
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autotune
4y ago
Step 1) Switch to Azure DevOps, or literally anything else, from Jira Step 2) ??? Step 3) Enjoy your good agile.
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4y ago
Yet try mentioning this when a new js framework gets released and submitted on here and your comment gets flagged almost immediately. FREE YOURSELVES MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND COME TO THE LIGHT, FOR PYSCRIPT IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!
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4y ago
> Not your keys, not your coins. If some random company that you don't trust has permission on the chain to transfer your funds, you're not doing it right. 0 caution about this was offered in the MSM. Everyone agrees that the a
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4y ago
Someone comes out with a new database called "BigBucksDB" that uses a previously unknown technology called "blockchain." Suddenly every scammer and grifter decides to pump up this new "BigBucksDB" and emphasiz
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autotune
4y ago
If you had said Jira you might have gotten a better response. Agile is just the methodology, it's the implementation that causes suffering.
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4y ago
So npm package management is legitimately a cult?
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4y ago
Alright alright, you have a point. My apologies to you, OP, and anyone else that might be offended.
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4y ago
Based on how my brother and his gf got sucked into it, a majority of my cousins, and a ton of friends of my brother and cousins, I agree there may be a correction that is needed and felt. Hell, I even managed to lose $1200 to a pig butcheri
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4y ago
The underlying system is mostly written in COBOL and desperately needs a replacement before all the COBOL engineers die out with many large bags of money going to their descendants. Blockchain, no matter how good it might be or might have b
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4y ago
>A huge, almost incomprehensible, volume of venture capital was flowing into the sector, and that money was localized in the Finance sector, specifically in Manhattan. I think the worst part about this whole thing is there are still mil
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4y ago
It's funny that Lord Elon whined about abuse from bots then immediately fired the teams that could prevent it.
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4y ago
> You think everyone worked in tech or something and only rock climbed? That you mentioned the cliche before I had to says more about the city itself than anything. > Diverse for me means I'm not the only dark skinned person I wo
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4y ago
Kinda like warning about a fire literally as it's occurring, the residents already evacuated, and already having made front page news. "More crypto exchanges are more than likely going to collapse shortly." There is my predic
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4y ago
> fairly diverse You and I must have lived in two very different cities in California. The Bay Area, at least, is one of the least diverse cities I have ever experienced, when it comes to jobs and hobbies/culture.
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4y ago
Hopefully release more movies on Disney+ that remain high quality. I just quit Netflix because their relative output is higher but quality is complete garbage. We need something better.
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4y ago
SBF was smart enough to be born to the right family who had the right kind of connections. I will give him that much.
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4y ago
I stopped taking it in any form a few months ago, and stopped with Adderall too right before the shortage. Unless you have some kind of chronic pain or have cancer and it's marijuana vs opioids, it is more for personal entertainment th
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4y ago
The only time I ended up in a hospital due to substances was because I thought I was dying after eating too much of an edible, even though it was really just my first, and only, panic attack. Be careful.
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4y ago
> This makes him seem like a Machiavellian genius putting up a front. It is not so much that he was a "Machiavellian genius," it was that he was basically the main character in Idiocracy; the smartest one in the room, but the r
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4y ago
Yeah, the best any of them can say at this point is "we ignored publishing anything on him," and that was more likely due to sheer luck than responsible journalism.
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4y ago
It's easy to look back and say "it should have been obvious," but besides those who had general disdain for crypto like Buffett aside, were there any MSM outlets that actually saw through SBF for what he was at the onset and
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4y ago
The bigger issue is someone who enjoys vodka, but ends up with a lethal dose of something like fentanyl added without their permission to make it stronger to the point where they OD after a single shot. Obviously this doesn't happen in
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4y ago
Thanks! I was also planning to be dismissive and say something snarky before reading your comment, so it is appreciated. I sincerely hope the forecasting process is legitimately something like this: https://www.youtube.com/w
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4y ago
You have convinced me to pick up the book for $15 rather than find a workaround for the paywall article.
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4y ago
There are plenty of crypto exchanges still accepting deposits. If you enjoy their philanthropy so much you are welcome to invest your life savings into any of them in hopes of getting rich quick and respecting their reallocation of your fun
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I didn't include it specifically because I don't come to HN for funny comments that make others laugh, that is what reddit is for. Different site, different purpose.
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