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by autotune 4y ago
You keep doubling down on your current "sense of humor" rather than trying something, literally anything, different. Here is a word of advice - if you are trying to be funny with a joke, but it doesn't have a punchline, it is
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by autotune 4y ago
So I shouldn't have mentioned it because it's a meme, and SBF should be in the clear now because he donated a few dollars of stolen funds, mostly from individuals who got sucked into it, to medical research. Solid.
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by autotune 4y ago
Just stop. I am not religious, but will pray for any co-workers or family members who have to deal with you and your sense of humor on a daily basis.
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by autotune 4y ago
By definition, a joke is supposed to be funny. What you wrote was just complete garbage that I would have sooner believed to have been written by a GPT-3 text generator than a human being.
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by autotune 4y ago
In a centralized exchange, controlled by 8 people, with 0 oversight. What a revolutionary.
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by autotune 4y ago
Like data from the Nazis inhumane experiments being used to find treatments for hypothermia, the ends do not justify the means.
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by autotune 4y ago
You can probably watch any interesting content you find on Disney+ on a Saturday before having to wait a while for anything new. The catalog is not that much, but it is high quality, and I don't have a tv show about a soda company prom
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by autotune 4y ago
I'd insert that one quote from Billy Madison here, but your comment is not even worth the copy+paste effort.
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by autotune 4y ago
I just got into an argument with someone else on here because they think a crypto scam "audited in Gibraltar" somehow doesn't make it any less legitimate. People didn't make sound financial decisions before this collapse
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by autotune 4y ago
Get back to me after people confirm that it actually works as expected and I might be impressed.
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by autotune 4y ago
You are really going to spend time and effort defending what is obviously a crypto scam over its location ? If people outside of HN saw your comment due to becoming popular/accepted I am not sure they would legitimately want to spend
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by autotune 4y ago
If her kids don't end up resenting her for being absent for 10+ years, they will when they grow up enough to learn about everything she did.
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by autotune 4y ago
FTX had $1.8B in funding at least with 40 different investors according to Crunchbase and that wasn't enough to make them legit in the end.
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by autotune 4y ago
If you are going to try to get your company regulated legitimately you probably want to do it somewhere people have at least actually heard of in most of the world, but that is the least fishy thing about it out of everything I find concern
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by autotune 4y ago
The company description was part of the the interview request.
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by autotune 4y ago
This is almost certainly a fraud company that will likely cease to exist in 3 months, so no, they are not.
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Tell HN: I just received the most insane interview request I have ever received
5 points by autotune 4y ago|11 comments
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by autotune 4y ago
How about I isolate the red meat and dairy products I purchase to local farmers markets once a week and we'll call it even?
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by autotune 4y ago
I don't think it's possible to buy any kind of food that has been treated in a way you can feel morally comfortable with at the majority of traditional grocery stores. Whether it's chocolate being created from cocoa beans far
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by autotune 4y ago
My breakfast these days is usually a few pieces of bacon and oatmeal. I am happy and still managing to burn off weight with that combo.
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by autotune 4y ago
Stopped taking Adderall, started running daily with my dog, and being more diligent about both what I eat and food portions. Immediately gained like 6 pounds but have burned off 4 of that or so in the last couple weeks. Work has not seemed
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by autotune 4y ago
That is awesome! Can “cross border” do things like process GDPR compliance regulations or is that not the intended use case?
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by autotune 4y ago
Not the creator of this video, but is an excellent critique of the current state of Zuck's "Metaverse"
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I Played Facebook's VR Metaverse so you never have to(youtube.com)
2 points by autotune 4y ago|2 comments
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by autotune 4y ago
My current company uses ML to parse PDF invoices and identify fraud. I have no idea how the devs manage this black magic wizardry because they also spend time contributing to infra code before they hired more people like me on board. If any
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by autotune 4y ago
Anytime I’ve been confronted with the possibility of being laid off in my career I’ve put my head down and worked harder. I have been fired or managed out every time.
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by autotune 4y ago
Assuming he doesn't get Epstein'd before then.
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by autotune 4y ago
I worked at Cisco for about 3 months as a contractor before not getting renewed a month ago. Most hilariously inept infrastrecture code base I have had the displeasure of working with so far, and this team was supposed to be the one paving
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by autotune 4y ago
I live in Texas, my A/C broke twice last year. Worst two days out of the year, had to get a hotel room to deal with it until the maint staff fixed it.
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by autotune 4y ago
All good! I have been trying to better gather my thoughts on this in the face of... ongoing critique... so it is on me for not presenting it better in the first place. I blame it on being 5:30 AM in the morning here and not having had any c

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