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"Website like Amazon"

117 points by aqme28 14y ago

jessaustin 14y ago
Seems pretty ambitious!
niggler 14y ago
Strictly speaking, "Amazon.com" wasn't specified. How about http://amazon.net/ http://amazon.net/ -> http://novaone.net/ http://novaone.net/
- treycopeland 14y ago
  This is a true statement. Invoice and billing system makes sense here.
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grecy 14y ago
I think this highlights the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is. Intuitively people understand things like cars and laptops are expensive, time consuming and difficult to build requiring complex tools and machinery. This is not the case with software, where we see time and time again requests like "same as Facebook..." or "Same as Amazon". People have no idea of the time, money and expertise that has gone into making these sites function. I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ?
- danalmeida 14y ago
  Design has always existed in this sort of gray area, especially with the introduction of Photoshop and desktop computers. Many people think graphic design is as simple as selecting a font and picking some colors to go with it. I doubt software/web development will ever get past the same hurdle in the minds of the general public.
  - krapp 14y ago
    I think there's this conceit floating around, perhaps, that the web is supposed to be some kind of overunity money engine for which the laws of supply and demand need not apply. Photoshop, SaaS sites like Wix and Business Catalyst, and freelance sites like elance, play a bit part in fostering the idea that what we do (at any level) isn't necessarily work, and seem to cater at various degrees to the desire to outsource or eliminate developers altogether while still gaining all the fruits of the development. After all, freelance sites like elance exist based on the premise that developers will claw over one another to underbid for a project, and they will. Just try to win a contract there charging more than twenty dollars an hour. It's absurd what rates people (on both sides of the table) will accept just to get any business done at all. It's terrible, and unjust, but on the other hand enough of us are willing to participate in a system stacked against our own interests that we prove its efficacy to business owners, because we need the work.
- niggler 14y ago
  "the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is." The reason why many people have a good understanding of other complex stuff, like a car, is because they are able to tinker and service it. You can't tinker with the internals of Amazon.com. Without a frame of reference, there's no way to know how complex a system is.
  - autarch 14y ago
    The amount of stuff you need to sit down at your computer and try to build a "site like Amazon" is pretty trivial. In fact, all you need is a computer and a net connection. You'll discover quite quickly that you can't build Amazon by yourself, but there's little barrier to entry (there's a huge barrier to completion).
  - tieTYT 14y ago
    I don't think that's the reason. I have no idea how to tinker with my car but when my mechanic says it'll take $500 to fix it often seems reasonable.
- tatsuke95 14y ago
  I've done my share of software developer hiring. And, I've had my share of sticker shock. What always makes it a little more palatable is seeing the number of (man)hours a project will take. People understand wages, and can also easily mentally compare them. When I see what you're making per hour, and it isn't gut-wrenching, it's easier to swallow. Of course, you'll still have to deal with idiots who can't understand why it won't be done in an afternoon.
  - CodeCube 14y ago
    Unfortunately, working lots of man hours for a smaller or set fee is still tantamount to underpaying. A project where you are overworked is not worth the hassle.
- minimaxir 14y ago
  Relevant quotes from clients who've commissioned web developers/designers (previously posted on Clients From Hell): --- “I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?” "There’s one thing that our social media site will have that Facebook hasn’t even thought of… People can rate each other! Out of a possible five stars, depending on looks and talent… We’re gonna put that Mark Zapperburger out of business, I know it!"
  - philh 14y ago
    > “I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?” Well... if "exactly the same" includes stuff like "data is stored on Twitter's servers", you could probably write a greasemonkey script for this in about ten minutes.
  - ansgri 14y ago
    OT, but I'm really curious what effect these two changes would have had on Twitter and Facebook!
- yareally 14y ago
  Education can also be dangerous in the hands of a potential client. I've had to explain to clients why they were paying what they were paying for a website when one of the owners of the company pipped up saying "But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that, so why are you charging us so much?" In this situation, you really want to say "then go do it yourself if it's so easy", but that's not the best way to put it. They know what HTML is, but then when you explain that while the output might be composed of HTML, it's dynamically rendered from the Server using a programming language along with data stored in the database and also on the frontend with JavaScript and CSS. At that point, you kind of lose them and they're not any better off than a client that didn't know HTML (other than they now think you're trying to BS them for more money). I explained the above more eloquently than the short summary above and the other owners were less distrusting. However, what people are educated on can also easily backfire to be worse than if they stayed ignorant. I've also had clients that were actual developers and way too busy to do all the work they had. Those sort of clients go pretty well and they know what they're paying for. Not saying that education won't help, but we should be cautious to how the average person is educated on the behind the scenes details of software development.
  - julian37 14y ago
    But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that It sounds like you might have the wrong kind of client. I can only recommend reading this great piece by fellow HNer patio11: http://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/09/21/ramit-sethi-and-patrick-mckenzie-on-why-your-customers-would-be-happier-if-you-charged-more/ http://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/09/21/ramit-sethi-and-patrick-... It's full of gems such as: The general thing that people find both in pricing products and in pricing services is that at the low end of the scale you deal with people who perceive less value from you, less value from your offering, and have more and more unreasonable demands. Like if you’re writing iPhone apps, you’ll receive reviews like “This 99 cent flashlight app didn’t do my taxes, one star!”
    - yareally 14y ago
      That particular client was from my earlier college days of starting out in freelancing. They didn't give me any real issues after that point, but yes, they were not the ideal client to what I would want now :) Patio11 also has some great articles, so I have to agree with your link.
- slurgfest 14y ago
  I think this highlights the black market.
- travem 14y ago
  Agreed, developing software is complex and expensive, I think sometimes we jump the gun in thinking we do actually have to expend that effort. Not referring to this request specifically but sometimes people just need pointing to something like webstore.amazon.com. This may well be a sufficient MVP for a customer who needs an e-commerce presence.
  - yareally 14y ago
    Sometimes it is a lack of communication. A client has no better way to explain what they want than to point to another site they have seen recently and say I need that. They may not need all that, but they want some aspects of it and can't describe it in more technical terms because they lack the experience to do so. At the same time, we're sometimes quick to take what they say literally and scoff at the rate they want. While some clients really do want what they're asking (and a smart developer will run away quickly in the opposite direction), there's some that are just lacking the knowhow to describe it better. It all depends on if one wants to deal with such clients.
- eddieroger 14y ago
  I think the thing with cars and laptops is that people understand that they don't know how to make them. Cars are big, and when I open the hood of an older car (before the nice, clean plastic emblazoned with the manufacturer's logo to keep me away from the engine), I knew I couldn't do what someone else had done. Likewise, laptops are small - I can't possible build that. But them someone looks at the output of Word or PowerPoint, and can't tell what makes a web page so different. They can make their screen look like a website, so how hard could it be?
- thwarted 14y ago
  >I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ? Considering that one of the base tenets of software engineering is to create abstractions, those abstractions work against communicating complexity because they are meant to hide/control/abstract the complexity. It's easier to see and explore the complexity of a physical object. In some sense, software is more like the useful abstraction of the model of the atom (with the electron levels, etc) which help explain the nature and interaction of it even if it's not physically like that. A car doesn't have abstract abstractions like that, what abstractions it has are easily exposed and physical entities.
balabaster 14y ago
... for $1,000 do you want it to scale as well or do you just want something faked that'll work for 1 concurrent user? Do you need full reporting and analytics? Load testing? Unit tests? etc.? Ridiculous.
- CaveTech 14y ago
  You almost make it sound as if it could be done if you didn't care about scalability and "nice to haves". Make me the site he described, and have it work for only 1 user, even half the time, and I'll give you $1000 gladly.
  - DoubleCluster 14y ago
    I could do that, please specify where you are going to click and what you'd expect to see. It will work every time but only for those exact steps! Scalability could be done but will cost you extra!
  - Dylan16807 14y ago
    For a handful of users you can proxy basically the entire site and reduce your code to a userscript and maybe some database callbacks.
- brianb722 14y ago
  So the lack of consideration for the load testing was the part of that post that stood out to you?
- GodsMoon 14y ago
  No, no, no, no and no. This guy wants "Amazon" not "load testing". Do you honestly think he knows that load testing is?
cocoflunchy 14y ago
Actually it's Amazon + Fiverr + Ebay + Craigslist + forums...
- Doublon 14y ago
  Maybe AWS too
  - oftenwrong 14y ago
    That'll be an extra $20
shadesandcolour 14y ago
And this is why I don't deal with business majors or anyone else at school who has the greatest idea for the so-called "next big thing", but has no idea how the technology would work.
- eropple 14y ago
  Obligatory: http://whartoniteseekscodemonkey.tumblr.com/ http://whartoniteseekscodemonkey.tumblr.com/
stmartin 14y ago
I want to be the Chinese emperor. Tomorrow.
iomike 14y ago
I'm expecting a deadline more comical than their request. For $1000, they may get one day from someone.
fizx 14y ago
I'll throw out another idea--maybe this is a honeypot for bots making automated responses to every proposal.
- rodw 14y ago
  Good point. It seems like there is a variation on Poe's Law here, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It works as a honeypot either way. On a more practical note, Derek Siver's advice at [1] to ask bidders to post a "magic phrase" of some sort has worked really well for me. I literally just select a couple of random words from /usr/share/dict/words and add something like: To prove that you have actually read this listing, please include the words 'FOOLHARDY PARADIGM' somewhere in your response. Any bid that does not include these words will be ignored. prominently in the listing. You might be surprised how many responses that filters out. I was a little surprised at how legitimate some of the automated (or at least, thoughtless) responses seemed to be. I almost certainly would have wasted time on some of those without this little test. (I probably rejected some responses from real people too, but evidently people with insufficient attention to detail.) [1] http://sivers.org/how2hire http://sivers.org/how2hire
  - waps 14y ago
    This is a very popular tactic, easy to game. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't be much longer ... https://www.elance.com/r/jobs/q-please%20include%20the%20words https://www.elance.com/r/jobs/q-please%20include%20the%20wor...
    - gingerlime 14y ago
      I just clicked on a couple of the search entries, and they didn't even seem to include the word `please`
  - DoubleCluster 14y ago
    Heh, that blog post is funny. After step 6 the difficult work is done. Writing code is really not hard if you can define your goals clearly. If you're able to complete the first steps take a week off to learn programming and then build the software yourself. Much cheaper and easier.
facorreia 14y ago
dear sir we have team ready to start working on your project we have many experience building website like amazon we deliver on time in your budget
Falling3 14y ago
What's truly scary about this is the fact that it's attracting serious bidders.
- LiveTheDream 14y ago
  These are not serious bidders. They are robo-applications or blindly copy/pasted applications by cut-rate shops that are mind-numbingly bad at development.
  - Falling3 14y ago
    Like I said - truly scary.
  - ben1040 14y ago
    Elance and sites like it are crazy uncharted territory for me. Are there really folks who run bots to scrape Elance, put in a bid for the minimum budget price (someone did bid $750, according to the min/max spread on there), and hope they get picked? What happens when they do get picked, and they just agreed to build Amazon for $750? At that point I guess $750 is just so low an amount that neither party really cares to fight over it when the "developer" can't deliver?
    - wolfpackk 14y ago
      I too want to know what happens here, I've been working as a web developer for over a year now and am just now confident in my abilities to want to do some freelance, and all I see are these horrible responses all over sites like these.
    - krapp 14y ago
      It's very difficult to get work there, but it is possible, and easier if you don't fall into the trap of trying to game the system (treating proposals like actual proposals will help you stand out more.) Don't bother with their BS about "verifying your identity" either. But yeah, if you can get real work then run far far away. It is the proverbial shallow money trench where good developers die like dogs (only without money or that many good developers)
tapsboy 14y ago
May be someday in the future, when AI robots can program and programming (as we know it today) becomes a commodity, $1000 might be feasible
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Doublon 14y ago
"Desired Skills MySQL, ActionScript, CSS, PHP" Niiiice
- gokulk 14y ago
  Maybe performance was not their goal. Just a website like Amazon built on ActionScript. Ah the plot thickens
- deleted 14y ago
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- GodsMoon 14y ago
  ActionScript? Me thinks he just picked words that sound fancy.
- mkopinsky 14y ago
  "In order to view our advanced, sophisticated website, please type in the following command to your computer: $ sudo apt-get install flex-mysql-lib "
jere 14y ago
I was sure this was a joke, but I didn't catch a punchline. Why would you want to jam all of that functionality together anyway?
- stan_rogers 14y ago
  So you can be richer than Jeff Beezo, Mark Zapperberg, Pierre Omigosh and Craig Newman combined, of course. It's a big-picture idea, real entrepreneurial stuff; you're probably too mundane to "get it", which is why you're only worth $750 to the project.
  - jere 14y ago
    >which is why you're only worth $750 to the project. Pffttt... if only. I can only dream of being the lucky devil who wins that prize and ends up making that kind of cash.
- kolinko 14y ago
  Perhaps the joke is that people actually seriously replied to this? It highlights how many drones crawl around eLance-like sites and just reply to everything without much thoughts.
fosap 14y ago
There are services that sell copycat websites like Twitter, ebay, and social networks and I have even seen a youtube clone for about that price. I have never seen them in productions besides the demos, but i guess this is what they are looking for.
dangerboysteve 14y ago
Honestly this story should not have been posted. Elance and other such sites are full of idiotic requests like this.
jacquesm 14y ago
wget --recursive --no-clobber --page-requisites --html-extension --convert-links --domains amazon.com --no-parent http://www.amazon.com/ http://www.amazon.com/ There you go. 30.23.35.463, or 1J5dzkNu3SqPUSjerA1JSjvBjXgKktcz5Z if you prefer btc. Thank you very much for your contribution. Now all you need is some cheap hosting and you too can have a website like Amazon.
fusiongyro 14y ago
These roll through Stack Overflow pretty frequently too. I saw these just the other day: "I am planning to create a site almost similar to freelancer in Dot Net. I was hoping to use some kind of open source if available also I am open to you suggestion for the same...." http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14868403/looking-to-create-site-life-freelancer-com-in-dot-net http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14868403/looking-to-creat... "I really don’t know enough about web technologies to know the trade offs involved in using one language over another and I’m looking for some guidance as to how to go about developing what I need. I will actually be outsourcing the work but I want to be sure that the developer will be using the best mode possible and I will probably dictate the language to use." http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14863070/language-to-build-website-backend-to-process-gigabytes-of-xml-data http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14863070/language-to-buil... People are assholes.
farabove 14y ago
Meet this all the time And people saying we have this big idea, we can't say what is is because we are afraid that you will take it (its that good). But how much does it cost us for you to create it?
ErikAugust 14y ago
Elance/oDesk gets ridiculous - but I've heard stories of the Digg prototype being the product of oDesk freelancers and a couple thousand dollars. Never have found proof/merit to this but I still wonder... anyone know?
- drewblaisdell 14y ago
  The Digg prototype was the product of a single freelancer and two hundred dollars.
  - ErikAugust 14y ago
    Damn... any links/references to share?
  - dbond 14y ago
    If I remember an episode of diggnation correctly Rose paid $10 per hour, though this is probably wrong. 20 hours is doable for a prototype of the first version of digg.
    - drewblaisdell 14y ago
      I remember this episode too. It looks like he misspoke judging by what I can find online: the eLance forums have people correcting $200-$300 estimates saying that Kevin Rose actually spent more like $2k (as the parent of my comment claimed, sorry).
- richiepear 14y ago
  Digg was built on Elance - http://www.centernetworks.com/future-of-web-apps-kevin-rose/ http://www.centernetworks.com/future-of-web-apps-kevin-rose/
ericcholis 14y ago
ActionScript? That's the thing that really threw me....
- stan_rogers 14y ago
  Get with the program -- it's all about distributed server-side Flash now.
  - mahmud 14y ago
    Node.swf
henryw 14y ago
Actually, he wants more than Amazon for $750 to $1000 "I want all amazons catergories plus #1. Freelance Jobs ( just like fiverr ) #2. Auctions ( ebay catergories ) #3. classifieds ( Craigslist catergories without Personals) need to be able to charge or make free for listings #4. Forums "
- mirkules 14y ago
  I wonder how many orders of magnitude more money it would take to build something like that and how long would it take...
leeoniya 14y ago
i dont know actionscript :(
zipop 14y ago
"Budget: $750 - $1,000" Too bad. I would have done it for $749.
noonespecial 14y ago
The really sad part? Even if you used lesser-god-like powers to actually deliver, they'd find a way not to pay you the $1000 anyway.
- amorphid 14y ago
  I'm a recruiter who charges by the hour. A new client asked to find a Senior Rails Developer. I called a friend who does Rails work and filled the job in 30 minutes. I sent the client an invoice for 0.50 hours. The client did not pay and I learned to fish for higher caliber clients.
logn 14y ago
Bids: Avg $97,504 | High $500,000 | Low $750
timjahn 14y ago
This is one of the main motivations behind my new startup matchist (http://matchist.com/talent http://matchist.com/talent). Working to help developers never have to see these kinds of requests again.
- krapp 14y ago
  There needs to be a site like yours for those of us who aren't necessarily top-tier developers but who still don't want to get treated like dung-rollers, though.
  - timjahn 14y ago
    To us, top tier doesn't solely mean "best at technical skills". It's also composed of great communicator, professional presentation, people person, etc. You need to be good at what you do but that's only part of what we consider a quality developer.
    - krapp 14y ago
      I did sign up a while ago but I wasn't able to get the phone interview managed (which doesn't speak well for professional presentation I suppose.) I'll probably try again once I get a current job behind me.
joezhou 14y ago
brb guise, making a flash-based amazon for $1k faster than amazon
itsprofitbaron 14y ago
You can actually do what he wants for $200 and all you have to do is purchase a couple of scripts and install them. - eCommerce - Magento - Free[1] - Auction Module For Magento - $149[2] - Forum Module For Magento - $49[3] - Classifieds - Free[4][5] - Install Wordpress (Integrate it with Magento (free plugin[4] and then add Classifieds plugin[5]) - Jobs (Fiverr) - Free/Paid If you're feeling lazy, and want to maximise profit just stick a free job plugin on Wordpress[6] and integrate it with Magento[4]. Now go and offer to do it for $1000 and make $800! [1] http://www.magentocommerce.com/ http://www.magentocommerce.com/ [2] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/auction-pro.html http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/auction-pro.h... [3] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/simple-forum.html http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/simple-forum.... [4] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/magento-wordpress-integration/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/magento-wordpress-integr... [5] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/another-wordpress-classifieds-plugin/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/another-wordpress-classi... [6] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/job-manager/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/job-manager/
- jacquesm 14y ago
  Your time is free? I have a few jobs for you!
twotwotwo 14y ago
zombo.com.
gordian 14y ago
Wow this guy's budget is $750-$1,000. Seems like he's probably looking for this guy: http://www.webkingusa.com/ http://www.webkingusa.com/
DigitalSea 14y ago
This guy isn't really asking for much is he? He not only wants someone to build a "better" clone of Amazon but also; auctions, classifieds, forums and a freelance jobs section on-top of what would be an extremely complicated project not-to-mention expensive. I bet the winner of this project will just skin a copy of Magento and install a couple of plugins in unison with a bot script that would scrape all of Amazon's categories and add them. Good luck to the guy, I hope his pockets are deep. Wouldn't surprise me if the project ends in a skinned copy of Wordpress with WP-Ecommerce installed for the store functionality, haha.
joycer 14y ago
I think a problem here is the release of 'weekend projects'. Someone is trying to boast their speed and efficiency when they build something for themselves, and then claim that projects are impossibly difficult when asked how much they would charge for their work. That being said, I think this guys request and offer are both ridiculous. Maybe someone who likes the general idea, contacts him and explains that they could rough out a shitty version to test the idea and hopefully pull some seed money to hire some real crunchers at a true wage to flesh it out completely. That 'weekend project' took you much longer than a weekend. It took years of research and study. A lifetime of perspective building experience. A performance of Beethoven's 9th lasts 45 minutes. Do you think he released it saying 'this sound took me less than an hour to create!'. Let's avoid mocking the ignorance of others when our own nonsensical boasting is what is causing these people's misunderstanding.
alexrson 14y ago
I want a painting like the Mona Lisa.

117 points by aqme28 14y ago

Seems pretty ambitious!

Strictly speaking, "Amazon.com" wasn't specified. How about http://amazon.net/ http://amazon.net/ -> http://novaone.net/ http://novaone.net/

treycopeland 14y ago
This is a true statement. Invoice and billing system makes sense here.

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grecy 14y ago

I think this highlights the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is. Intuitively people understand things like cars and laptops are expensive, time consuming and difficult to build requiring complex tools and machinery. This is not the case with software, where we see time and time again requests like "same as Facebook..." or "Same as Amazon". People have no idea of the time, money and expertise that has gone into making these sites function. I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ?

danalmeida 14y ago
Design has always existed in this sort of gray area, especially with the introduction of Photoshop and desktop computers. Many people think graphic design is as simple as selecting a font and picking some colors to go with it. I doubt software/web development will ever get past the same hurdle in the minds of the general public.
- krapp 14y ago
  I think there's this conceit floating around, perhaps, that the web is supposed to be some kind of overunity money engine for which the laws of supply and demand need not apply. Photoshop, SaaS sites like Wix and Business Catalyst, and freelance sites like elance, play a bit part in fostering the idea that what we do (at any level) isn't necessarily work, and seem to cater at various degrees to the desire to outsource or eliminate developers altogether while still gaining all the fruits of the development. After all, freelance sites like elance exist based on the premise that developers will claw over one another to underbid for a project, and they will. Just try to win a contract there charging more than twenty dollars an hour. It's absurd what rates people (on both sides of the table) will accept just to get any business done at all. It's terrible, and unjust, but on the other hand enough of us are willing to participate in a system stacked against our own interests that we prove its efficacy to business owners, because we need the work.
niggler 14y ago
"the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is." The reason why many people have a good understanding of other complex stuff, like a car, is because they are able to tinker and service it. You can't tinker with the internals of Amazon.com. Without a frame of reference, there's no way to know how complex a system is.
- autarch 14y ago
  The amount of stuff you need to sit down at your computer and try to build a "site like Amazon" is pretty trivial. In fact, all you need is a computer and a net connection. You'll discover quite quickly that you can't build Amazon by yourself, but there's little barrier to entry (there's a huge barrier to completion).
- tieTYT 14y ago
  I don't think that's the reason. I have no idea how to tinker with my car but when my mechanic says it'll take $500 to fix it often seems reasonable.
tatsuke95 14y ago
I've done my share of software developer hiring. And, I've had my share of sticker shock. What always makes it a little more palatable is seeing the number of (man)hours a project will take. People understand wages, and can also easily mentally compare them. When I see what you're making per hour, and it isn't gut-wrenching, it's easier to swallow. Of course, you'll still have to deal with idiots who can't understand why it won't be done in an afternoon.
- CodeCube 14y ago
  Unfortunately, working lots of man hours for a smaller or set fee is still tantamount to underpaying. A project where you are overworked is not worth the hassle.
minimaxir 14y ago
Relevant quotes from clients who've commissioned web developers/designers (previously posted on Clients From Hell): --- “I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?” "There’s one thing that our social media site will have that Facebook hasn’t even thought of… People can rate each other! Out of a possible five stars, depending on looks and talent… We’re gonna put that Mark Zapperburger out of business, I know it!"
- philh 14y ago
  > “I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?” Well... if "exactly the same" includes stuff like "data is stored on Twitter's servers", you could probably write a greasemonkey script for this in about ten minutes.
- ansgri 14y ago
  OT, but I'm really curious what effect these two changes would have had on Twitter and Facebook!
yareally 14y ago
Education can also be dangerous in the hands of a potential client. I've had to explain to clients why they were paying what they were paying for a website when one of the owners of the company pipped up saying "But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that, so why are you charging us so much?" In this situation, you really want to say "then go do it yourself if it's so easy", but that's not the best way to put it. They know what HTML is, but then when you explain that while the output might be composed of HTML, it's dynamically rendered from the Server using a programming language along with data stored in the database and also on the frontend with JavaScript and CSS. At that point, you kind of lose them and they're not any better off than a client that didn't know HTML (other than they now think you're trying to BS them for more money). I explained the above more eloquently than the short summary above and the other owners were less distrusting. However, what people are educated on can also easily backfire to be worse than if they stayed ignorant. I've also had clients that were actual developers and way too busy to do all the work they had. Those sort of clients go pretty well and they know what they're paying for. Not saying that education won't help, but we should be cautious to how the average person is educated on the behind the scenes details of software development.
- julian37 14y ago
  But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that It sounds like you might have the wrong kind of client. I can only recommend reading this great piece by fellow HNer patio11: http://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/09/21/ramit-sethi-and-patrick-mckenzie-on-why-your-customers-would-be-happier-if-you-charged-more/ http://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/09/21/ramit-sethi-and-patrick-... It's full of gems such as: The general thing that people find both in pricing products and in pricing services is that at the low end of the scale you deal with people who perceive less value from you, less value from your offering, and have more and more unreasonable demands. Like if you’re writing iPhone apps, you’ll receive reviews like “This 99 cent flashlight app didn’t do my taxes, one star!”
  - yareally 14y ago
    That particular client was from my earlier college days of starting out in freelancing. They didn't give me any real issues after that point, but yes, they were not the ideal client to what I would want now :) Patio11 also has some great articles, so I have to agree with your link.
slurgfest 14y ago
I think this highlights the black market.
travem 14y ago
Agreed, developing software is complex and expensive, I think sometimes we jump the gun in thinking we do actually have to expend that effort. Not referring to this request specifically but sometimes people just need pointing to something like webstore.amazon.com. This may well be a sufficient MVP for a customer who needs an e-commerce presence.
- yareally 14y ago
  Sometimes it is a lack of communication. A client has no better way to explain what they want than to point to another site they have seen recently and say I need that. They may not need all that, but they want some aspects of it and can't describe it in more technical terms because they lack the experience to do so. At the same time, we're sometimes quick to take what they say literally and scoff at the rate they want. While some clients really do want what they're asking (and a smart developer will run away quickly in the opposite direction), there's some that are just lacking the knowhow to describe it better. It all depends on if one wants to deal with such clients.
eddieroger 14y ago
I think the thing with cars and laptops is that people understand that they don't know how to make them. Cars are big, and when I open the hood of an older car (before the nice, clean plastic emblazoned with the manufacturer's logo to keep me away from the engine), I knew I couldn't do what someone else had done. Likewise, laptops are small - I can't possible build that. But them someone looks at the output of Word or PowerPoint, and can't tell what makes a web page so different. They can make their screen look like a website, so how hard could it be?
thwarted 14y ago
>I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ? Considering that one of the base tenets of software engineering is to create abstractions, those abstractions work against communicating complexity because they are meant to hide/control/abstract the complexity. It's easier to see and explore the complexity of a physical object. In some sense, software is more like the useful abstraction of the model of the atom (with the electron levels, etc) which help explain the nature and interaction of it even if it's not physically like that. A car doesn't have abstract abstractions like that, what abstractions it has are easily exposed and physical entities.

balabaster 14y ago

... for $1,000 do you want it to scale as well or do you just want something faked that'll work for 1 concurrent user? Do you need full reporting and analytics? Load testing? Unit tests? etc.? Ridiculous.

CaveTech 14y ago
You almost make it sound as if it could be done if you didn't care about scalability and "nice to haves". Make me the site he described, and have it work for only 1 user, even half the time, and I'll give you $1000 gladly.
- DoubleCluster 14y ago
  I could do that, please specify where you are going to click and what you'd expect to see. It will work every time but only for those exact steps! Scalability could be done but will cost you extra!
- Dylan16807 14y ago
  For a handful of users you can proxy basically the entire site and reduce your code to a userscript and maybe some database callbacks.
brianb722 14y ago
So the lack of consideration for the load testing was the part of that post that stood out to you?
GodsMoon 14y ago
No, no, no, no and no. This guy wants "Amazon" not "load testing". Do you honestly think he knows that load testing is?

cocoflunchy 14y ago

Actually it's Amazon + Fiverr + Ebay + Craigslist + forums...

Doublon 14y ago
Maybe AWS too
- oftenwrong 14y ago
  That'll be an extra $20

shadesandcolour 14y ago

And this is why I don't deal with business majors or anyone else at school who has the greatest idea for the so-called "next big thing", but has no idea how the technology would work.

eropple 14y ago
Obligatory: http://whartoniteseekscodemonkey.tumblr.com/ http://whartoniteseekscodemonkey.tumblr.com/

stmartin 14y ago

I want to be the Chinese emperor. Tomorrow.

iomike 14y ago

I'm expecting a deadline more comical than their request. For $1000, they may get one day from someone.

fizx 14y ago

I'll throw out another idea--maybe this is a honeypot for bots making automated responses to every proposal.

rodw 14y ago
Good point. It seems like there is a variation on Poe's Law here, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It works as a honeypot either way. On a more practical note, Derek Siver's advice at [1] to ask bidders to post a "magic phrase" of some sort has worked really well for me. I literally just select a couple of random words from /usr/share/dict/words and add something like: To prove that you have actually read this listing, please include the words 'FOOLHARDY PARADIGM' somewhere in your response. Any bid that does not include these words will be ignored. prominently in the listing. You might be surprised how many responses that filters out. I was a little surprised at how legitimate some of the automated (or at least, thoughtless) responses seemed to be. I almost certainly would have wasted time on some of those without this little test. (I probably rejected some responses from real people too, but evidently people with insufficient attention to detail.) [1] http://sivers.org/how2hire http://sivers.org/how2hire
- waps 14y ago
  This is a very popular tactic, easy to game. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't be much longer ... https://www.elance.com/r/jobs/q-please%20include%20the%20words https://www.elance.com/r/jobs/q-please%20include%20the%20wor...
  - gingerlime 14y ago
    I just clicked on a couple of the search entries, and they didn't even seem to include the word `please`
- DoubleCluster 14y ago
  Heh, that blog post is funny. After step 6 the difficult work is done. Writing code is really not hard if you can define your goals clearly. If you're able to complete the first steps take a week off to learn programming and then build the software yourself. Much cheaper and easier.

facorreia 14y ago

dear sir we have team ready to start working on your project we have many experience building website like amazon we deliver on time in your budget

Falling3 14y ago

What's truly scary about this is the fact that it's attracting serious bidders.

LiveTheDream 14y ago
These are not serious bidders. They are robo-applications or blindly copy/pasted applications by cut-rate shops that are mind-numbingly bad at development.
- Falling3 14y ago
  Like I said - truly scary.
- ben1040 14y ago
  Elance and sites like it are crazy uncharted territory for me. Are there really folks who run bots to scrape Elance, put in a bid for the minimum budget price (someone did bid $750, according to the min/max spread on there), and hope they get picked? What happens when they do get picked, and they just agreed to build Amazon for $750? At that point I guess $750 is just so low an amount that neither party really cares to fight over it when the "developer" can't deliver?
  - wolfpackk 14y ago
    I too want to know what happens here, I've been working as a web developer for over a year now and am just now confident in my abilities to want to do some freelance, and all I see are these horrible responses all over sites like these.
  - krapp 14y ago
    It's very difficult to get work there, but it is possible, and easier if you don't fall into the trap of trying to game the system (treating proposals like actual proposals will help you stand out more.) Don't bother with their BS about "verifying your identity" either. But yeah, if you can get real work then run far far away. It is the proverbial shallow money trench where good developers die like dogs (only without money or that many good developers)

tapsboy 14y ago

May be someday in the future, when AI robots can program and programming (as we know it today) becomes a commodity, $1000 might be feasible

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Doublon 14y ago

"Desired Skills MySQL, ActionScript, CSS, PHP" Niiiice

gokulk 14y ago
Maybe performance was not their goal. Just a website like Amazon built on ActionScript. Ah the plot thickens
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GodsMoon 14y ago
ActionScript? Me thinks he just picked words that sound fancy.
mkopinsky 14y ago
"In order to view our advanced, sophisticated website, please type in the following command to your computer: $ sudo apt-get install flex-mysql-lib "

jere 14y ago

I was sure this was a joke, but I didn't catch a punchline. Why would you want to jam all of that functionality together anyway?

stan_rogers 14y ago
So you can be richer than Jeff Beezo, Mark Zapperberg, Pierre Omigosh and Craig Newman combined, of course. It's a big-picture idea, real entrepreneurial stuff; you're probably too mundane to "get it", which is why you're only worth $750 to the project.
- jere 14y ago
  >which is why you're only worth $750 to the project. Pffttt... if only. I can only dream of being the lucky devil who wins that prize and ends up making that kind of cash.
kolinko 14y ago
Perhaps the joke is that people actually seriously replied to this? It highlights how many drones crawl around eLance-like sites and just reply to everything without much thoughts.

fosap 14y ago

There are services that sell copycat websites like Twitter, ebay, and social networks and I have even seen a youtube clone for about that price. I have never seen them in productions besides the demos, but i guess this is what they are looking for.

dangerboysteve 14y ago

Honestly this story should not have been posted. Elance and other such sites are full of idiotic requests like this.

jacquesm 14y ago

wget --recursive --no-clobber --page-requisites --html-extension --convert-links --domains amazon.com --no-parent http://www.amazon.com/ http://www.amazon.com/ There you go. 30.23.35.463, or 1J5dzkNu3SqPUSjerA1JSjvBjXgKktcz5Z if you prefer btc. Thank you very much for your contribution. Now all you need is some cheap hosting and you too can have a website like Amazon.

fusiongyro 14y ago

These roll through Stack Overflow pretty frequently too. I saw these just the other day: "I am planning to create a site almost similar to freelancer in Dot Net. I was hoping to use some kind of open source if available also I am open to you suggestion for the same...." http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14868403/looking-to-create-site-life-freelancer-com-in-dot-net http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14868403/looking-to-creat... "I really don’t know enough about web technologies to know the trade offs involved in using one language over another and I’m looking for some guidance as to how to go about developing what I need. I will actually be outsourcing the work but I want to be sure that the developer will be using the best mode possible and I will probably dictate the language to use." http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14863070/language-to-build-website-backend-to-process-gigabytes-of-xml-data http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14863070/language-to-buil... People are assholes.

farabove 14y ago

Meet this all the time And people saying we have this big idea, we can't say what is is because we are afraid that you will take it (its that good). But how much does it cost us for you to create it?

ErikAugust 14y ago

Elance/oDesk gets ridiculous - but I've heard stories of the Digg prototype being the product of oDesk freelancers and a couple thousand dollars. Never have found proof/merit to this but I still wonder... anyone know?

drewblaisdell 14y ago
The Digg prototype was the product of a single freelancer and two hundred dollars.
- ErikAugust 14y ago
  Damn... any links/references to share?
- dbond 14y ago
  If I remember an episode of diggnation correctly Rose paid $10 per hour, though this is probably wrong. 20 hours is doable for a prototype of the first version of digg.
  - drewblaisdell 14y ago
    I remember this episode too. It looks like he misspoke judging by what I can find online: the eLance forums have people correcting $200-$300 estimates saying that Kevin Rose actually spent more like $2k (as the parent of my comment claimed, sorry).
richiepear 14y ago
Digg was built on Elance - http://www.centernetworks.com/future-of-web-apps-kevin-rose/ http://www.centernetworks.com/future-of-web-apps-kevin-rose/

ericcholis 14y ago

ActionScript? That's the thing that really threw me....

stan_rogers 14y ago
Get with the program -- it's all about distributed server-side Flash now.
- mahmud 14y ago
  Node.swf

henryw 14y ago

Actually, he wants more than Amazon for $750 to $1000 "I want all amazons catergories plus #1. Freelance Jobs ( just like fiverr ) #2. Auctions ( ebay catergories ) #3. classifieds ( Craigslist catergories without Personals) need to be able to charge or make free for listings #4. Forums "

mirkules 14y ago
I wonder how many orders of magnitude more money it would take to build something like that and how long would it take...

leeoniya 14y ago

i dont know actionscript :(

zipop 14y ago

"Budget: $750 - $1,000" Too bad. I would have done it for $749.

noonespecial 14y ago

The really sad part? Even if you used lesser-god-like powers to actually deliver, they'd find a way not to pay you the $1000 anyway.

amorphid 14y ago
I'm a recruiter who charges by the hour. A new client asked to find a Senior Rails Developer. I called a friend who does Rails work and filled the job in 30 minutes. I sent the client an invoice for 0.50 hours. The client did not pay and I learned to fish for higher caliber clients.

logn 14y ago

Bids: Avg $97,504 | High $500,000 | Low $750

timjahn 14y ago

This is one of the main motivations behind my new startup matchist (http://matchist.com/talent http://matchist.com/talent). Working to help developers never have to see these kinds of requests again.

krapp 14y ago
There needs to be a site like yours for those of us who aren't necessarily top-tier developers but who still don't want to get treated like dung-rollers, though.
- timjahn 14y ago
  To us, top tier doesn't solely mean "best at technical skills". It's also composed of great communicator, professional presentation, people person, etc. You need to be good at what you do but that's only part of what we consider a quality developer.
  - krapp 14y ago
    I did sign up a while ago but I wasn't able to get the phone interview managed (which doesn't speak well for professional presentation I suppose.) I'll probably try again once I get a current job behind me.

joezhou 14y ago

brb guise, making a flash-based amazon for $1k faster than amazon

itsprofitbaron 14y ago

You can actually do what he wants for $200 and all you have to do is purchase a couple of scripts and install them. - eCommerce - Magento - Free[1] - Auction Module For Magento - $149[2] - Forum Module For Magento - $49[3] - Classifieds - Free[4][5] - Install Wordpress (Integrate it with Magento (free plugin[4] and then add Classifieds plugin[5]) - Jobs (Fiverr) - Free/Paid If you're feeling lazy, and want to maximise profit just stick a free job plugin on Wordpress[6] and integrate it with Magento[4]. Now go and offer to do it for $1000 and make $800! [1] http://www.magentocommerce.com/ http://www.magentocommerce.com/ [2] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/auction-pro.html http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/auction-pro.h... [3] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/simple-forum.html http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/simple-forum.... [4] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/magento-wordpress-integration/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/magento-wordpress-integr... [5] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/another-wordpress-classifieds-plugin/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/another-wordpress-classi... [6] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/job-manager/ http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/job-manager/

jacquesm 14y ago
Your time is free? I have a few jobs for you!

twotwotwo 14y ago

zombo.com.

gordian 14y ago

Wow this guy's budget is $750-$1,000. Seems like he's probably looking for this guy: http://www.webkingusa.com/ http://www.webkingusa.com/

DigitalSea 14y ago

This guy isn't really asking for much is he? He not only wants someone to build a "better" clone of Amazon but also; auctions, classifieds, forums and a freelance jobs section on-top of what would be an extremely complicated project not-to-mention expensive. I bet the winner of this project will just skin a copy of Magento and install a couple of plugins in unison with a bot script that would scrape all of Amazon's categories and add them. Good luck to the guy, I hope his pockets are deep. Wouldn't surprise me if the project ends in a skinned copy of Wordpress with WP-Ecommerce installed for the store functionality, haha.

joycer 14y ago

I think a problem here is the release of 'weekend projects'. Someone is trying to boast their speed and efficiency when they build something for themselves, and then claim that projects are impossibly difficult when asked how much they would charge for their work. That being said, I think this guys request and offer are both ridiculous. Maybe someone who likes the general idea, contacts him and explains that they could rough out a shitty version to test the idea and hopefully pull some seed money to hire some real crunchers at a true wage to flesh it out completely. That 'weekend project' took you much longer than a weekend. It took years of research and study. A lifetime of perspective building experience. A performance of Beethoven's 9th lasts 45 minutes. Do you think he released it saying 'this sound took me less than an hour to create!'. Let's avoid mocking the ignorance of others when our own nonsensical boasting is what is causing these people's misunderstanding.

alexrson 14y ago

I want a painting like the Mona Lisa.