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I don't have a smartphone or at least I wish I didn't

265 points by speckx 1mo ago

tobadzistsini 1mo ago
I don't eat meat or watch television. I'm whiter than you.
Cider9986 1mo ago
I want to use GrapheneOS without the ability to access the browser and without the ability to install new apps. At least without a password. A long one written down on paper would be enough friction for me. You could also give it to a trusted person. You can also write/give only a portion of a password and then memorize the other part. Afaict there's not an effective way to do this like you can on iPhones with Apple Configurator [1]. Removing appstores from secondary profile and browser with ADB has a workaround (which I won't say in case someone uses that setup). Another drawback is enabling ADB is bad for security. Dumbphones are stupid because they're overpriced, not secure, and lack awesome apps like maps or Signal. And I already have a phone. [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 this is seriously great if you have an iPhone, I used to use it before I switched to GrapheneOS.
- ZlibraryKO 1mo ago
  I have a setup on GrapheneOS which works using a DNS whitelist So everything is blocked by default (ControlD dns provider) and only a few websites are accessible. The password to the owner profile is locked away and can only be unlocked by waiting, so the DNS setting can't be changed on a whim. I'm very happy with this setup. This way it does not really matter that you can install apps because to be interesting they need internet access.
  - Cider9986 1mo ago
    I hope you never find a workaround :)
binaryturtle 1mo ago
I do not have one (and it's actually true.) And it's not easy. :-(
hi41 1mo ago
I went back to a old Motorola phone not once but twice. Both attempts were unsuccessful. For directions I got a Garmin potable gos navigator. Once I was coming back from somewhere with my kids and it was 10:30 pm. They were hungry and wanted pizza. I used the Garmin gps and went to the restaurant but it was closed. That happened because the gps unit did not have the latest information. My family was mad and I went back to smartphone. The second time my extended family living outside the country were mad because they couldn’t call me on WhatsApp. So I went back to my smartphone. Totally two failed attempts at using a dumb phone.
- _whiteCaps_ 1mo ago
  > they couldn’t call me on WhatsApp Some might consider that a benefit.
- mixmastamyk 1mo ago
  Doing the “right thing” has come with inconvenience since time immemorial. It takes a strong personality to persevere.
bravoetch 1mo ago
I get it, I really hate it too. When I don't want to use my phone, I just leave it somewhere in the house and forget about it for a couple of days.
Eric_WVGG 1mo ago
> Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation. There should be some sort of unofficial rule that if you’re writing something that strains credulity, you should actually link to something that explains it.
rlv-dan 1mo ago
Installing an app vs scanning a qr code is vastly different. That being said, I won't do either to see s menu.
buttocks 1mo ago
No one actually believes you if you say that. Even if it is true.
eddieroger 1mo ago
I do have a smartphone, but I don't seem to feel the pain the author feels about being inundated by QR codes and apps. Maybe I have all the apps I need already? Maybe I just don't mind having an app on my phone because I know that I can set it to basically never bother me. Most of my apps have notifications silenced. My home screen is empty, save the handful of apps I do want. And for the little bit of effort I put forth to tweak the device to my liking, I get the world in my pocket - a full browser, every song I've ever liked, every picture I've ever taken, all my scanned documents, etc - not to mention all my loved ones available at a moment's notice. My battery lasts long enough, and when it doesn't, it's because I was using the device. I just don't understand the complaint I guess. Make the device work for you, not the other way around?
- no_input 1mo ago
  I think the problem is that things that once did not require and realistically shouldn't require apps (like the toilet example - which I can't tell if hyperbole or not) are now "app enabled" by default. Sure, you have taken the time to curate your mobile experience and silence things but a majority of the people in the world don't do that as it takes more time and effort than they are willing or able to give (why silence things or uninstall apps when you can browse instagram or tiktok for 2 hours). These people are the most affected but don't often know how inundated they are.
  - cfeduke 1mo ago
    The example could be hyperbole, but Home Depot and Lowes both offer a wide selection of "smart toilets" and if we think "oh this is just a weird niche thing that will never catch on" let's remember how difficult it is to not purchase a Smart TV when television shopping these days.
    - b112 1mo ago
      I cannot envision what a traditional, but smart toilet may do. By traditional, not Japanese or anything of the sort. I'm sure it's also not taking medical samples. So what on earth could it do?! Report the flushes!?! Why? Are you going to magically decide not to crap as much? Just baffling.
zkmon 1mo ago
When you buy something from a medium-sized shop in India, they would insist for your phone number, as their POS app have that field as almost mandatory. I had to fight at a pharmacy checkout, holding up the queue behind me, as I refuse to give my phone number.
megous 1mo ago
So what do you do if your flushing app breaks? Or the manufacturer goes out of business and flush tracking servers go down? Or google decides to suspend it while you're on the toilet?
- kibwen 1mo ago
  > Or google decides to suspend it while you're on the toilet? If anyone at Google is reading this, please answer urgently, my legs are starting to go numb.
tonymet 1mo ago
We could all be a bit more humble about the onerous “tools” we’ve built . I have a lot of sympathy for the elderly, and the ridiculous rituals they go through just to book an appointment, fill a subscription, buy tickets to a concert, order groceries. The McDonalds app is 15+ screens to order a burger. Compare that to walking in a, “hi, how are you, I’d like a Big Mac meal with a Coke, here’s my money, thanks”. Let’s all have a bit more humility, and even humiliation, for the absurd protocols we’ve imposed on everyone.
- nottorp 1mo ago
  But think how high the engagement needles go on the app!
  - tonymet 1mo ago
    An app only a lawyer (or MBA) could love
- RattlesnakeJake 1mo ago
  Frustratingly, I haven't even had that in-store experience for a while now. You do the same app-based ordering process, but on a big tablet. If there's an issue with your order, it can take several minutes to get near enough to an employee to get their attention.
  - tonymet 1mo ago
    I include the kiosk on the wall of shame . Just aweful.
- gib444 1mo ago
  Agreed Btw (not sure what you were suffo) but you can still order via a human at most if not all McDonald's in the UK. You just need to go up to the counter, smile and wait a few seconds for someone to come over, and pay cash. Pretty effortless But I don't go in there for other reasons such as poor value, long wait times, wrong orders and fed up staff
zzril 1mo ago
The list is missing a couple of points, including: "My camera isn't working." "I don't have a QR code scanner app." - And, of course, since we've already shown we're fine with bending the truth a little if it helps our case: "I scanned the QR code. It leads to a porn video. Are you going to argue with me about that over a couple of pixels, or will you be so kind to give me the plain URL?"
- rtkwe 1mo ago
  > "I don't have a QR code scanner app." Not the point but they haven't been needed for at least half a decade now. Both iOS and Android's built in cameras detect and scan QR codes now.
juleiie 1mo ago
Not having a smartphone is a new status symbol flex. The poorer you are, the more of your life you must waste looking at a screen instead of gazing upon beautiful landscapes and friendly faces. Still it’s a step up as usual. Next stage will be probably those too poor to afford anti aging vs the muti centenarians that can. And yet those that can’t afford multi centenarian lifestyle will live super well compared to today poorer class. Hunger, true hunger is eliminated where I live at least. Healthcare too is rather universal. Good country. And yet people will be furious at this inequality of lifespan and everyone understands it deeply as „dystopia”. Medieval peasant would thought he is in heaven and yet we live in a dystopia and that is widely understood and I concur.
- Cider9986 1mo ago
  > The poorer you are, the more of your life you must waste looking at a screen instead of gazing upon beautiful landscapes and friendly faces. "Must", perhaps. But plenty of people of any wealth are addicted
  - juleiie 1mo ago
    It’s also easier to be addicted when you can’t afford any alternatives and thinking about the future makes you anxious.
- okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
  > Not having a smartphone is a new status symbol flex. It’s pretty much like those vegans people tend to make fun of: it’s performative. It’s humble-brag-fuelled activism that craves audience approval.
  - cindyllm 1mo ago
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gib444 1mo ago
> "I don’t have a smartphone," is what I tell people and professionals nowadays I did this today too. I happened to walk past a branch of my bank, and remembered my debit card is playing up due to wear-and-tear, so I popped in to order a replacement. I made the request and the first response was "do you have our banking app, you can do it on there?". "No". It wasn't even busy. (I also happen to have my mortgage with my bank, so paying quite a lot of interest to them each month...)
- rtkwe 1mo ago
  Did you consider if they were trying maybe just to save you the trip/inconvenience in the future by informing you of something most people would be able to use?
  - gib444 1mo ago
    Yes, of course. That would be more believable if it were a comment at the end of the transaction along the lines of "just in case you want to save time next time, our app has the feature" But immediately responding before I've barely finished explaining why I'm here today is a real "fuck you, use the app and stop wasting my time" kind of message
    - rtkwe 1mo ago
      That's the least charitable interpretation, most people aren't avoiding the app intentionally you have to adjust to the fact you're anomalous for not having a smartphone at this point.
      - gib444 1mo ago
        I don't owe my bank charity. It's a business transaction - let's not confuse things. Also, this is a bank that loves to shout about how it's keeping its branches – a promise to keep its branches open, no less. Perhaps adjust your opinion for this context?
- JoshTriplett 1mo ago
general_reveal 1mo ago
I’m always in voice group chats , and fellowshipping is more important to me then being digitally free.
9cb14c1ec0 1mo ago
This is why Google's war on sideloading is so terrible. It does very little to make people safer, and it restricts user's ability to make a free market choice about which companies they transact with.
- spogbiper 1mo ago
  calling it "Google's war" is an interesting take. No doubt they have added some hoops to jump through and reduced freedoms, but Apple has been leading the charge against installing arbitrary software for decades.
burningChrome 1mo ago
I have a motorola smartphone. I don't have google play installed. I mainly use obtainium for app installation. Its a bare bones phone and it drives my business partner crazy. "Just log into our instagram account and. . .right, you don't have insta installed on your phone." "Can you log into our scheduling app and. . . right, you don't have that installed on your phone either." Some of the more painful things you have to deal with: - Chromite and Iron Fox filtering out a ton of stuff so a lot of sites simply don't work - Organic maps is slow and hard to use compared to Google and Apple maps. - Fairmail that blocks a ton of images and other code - which is good, but had to get used to seeing everything blocked visually. - Not having any banking apps on my phone. Every time my son needs a few bucks in his account, my wife has to do it if we're out. - The open source weather apps are not very accurate. Usually within a few degrees, and the radar is hit or miss. Kind of odd that we have to try so hard to ensure our own privacy. I'm up for a new phone this Fall so I'll most likely be moving to a newer Pixel and will get Lineage or Graphene installed on it.
- dave78 1mo ago
  > The open source weather apps are not very accurate. Usually with a few degrees, and the radar is hit or miss. If you are in the US, check out wX: https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/ https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/ It's fairly technical and it is very configurable (so it can take some fussing to get it set up the way you like), but it pulls data directly from NWS and has been very accurate for my family.
  - burningChrome 1mo ago
    Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out today!
- HelloUsername 1mo ago
  > Every time my son needs a few bucks in his account, my wife has to do it if we're out So the burden is on her?
  - warkdarrior 1mo ago
ocd 1mo ago
I've been able to say this truthfully up until 4 years ago. I was perfectly familiar with iOS and Android, and I could pick one up and use it as competently as anyone else. Was the same even when I decided to get one 4 years ago. Not having a Google and Meta account remains true for me. Never had a Meta/Facebook account at any point in time, and I deleted my Google account a decade ago. It is frustrating dealing with people not willing to accept this is an option people have, and anything requiring an app is a dealbreaker for me. I didn't realize it was quite as bad as the author suggests with his various household items, but I am worried it will continue to get worse in that way without laws in manufacturing partitioning technology from life.
rootsudo 1mo ago
I agree with all the assumptions, but it is a moving goalpost on being included in society. Same as in some areas being a productive member of society includes: have a job, have a car, have a permenant address. The only exceptiosn seem to skew to the top and bottom 10%? And even then it can steer more closet to top/bottom 5%? 1%? Where it doesn't matter you have enough or a complete lack of social proof that it doesn't matter.
likelybot 1mo ago
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Gecko4072 1mo ago
From my experience modified iPhones make the perfect dumb phones that you will actually end up sticking with and it's free if you already have one. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 I use this method ^ which lets you keep essential apps but otherwise have dumb phone (no browser, no App Store). Highly recommend. On the other hand, I have turned my laptop into a dumb computer using cold turkey blocker. I've never seen anyone talking about this here. I'm a standard user (for hardening reasons). And set up so I haven't watched YouTube largely for years because it's blocked and not at all in the past few days. It's flexible to configure and then because it's literally impossible to bypass you never try and then just end up living a calm life. (No ai, no reddit, no crappy news sites, etc.)
- Cider9986 1mo ago
  > On the other hand, I have turned my laptop into a dumb computer using cold turkey blocker. Very easily bypassed at least on MacOS unfortunately.
  - Gecko4072 1mo ago
    Not if you set up a separate admin account and demote yourself to standard user.
    - Cider9986 1mo ago
      I don't think that would patch it. You want me to say what it is?
      - Gecko4072 1mo ago
        Think I found it. Safe Mode?
    - b112 1mo ago
      The only way I can see this working, is if you give your admin pass to a friend, and tell them "Never believe me when I say I need it, always act as if I'm lying". And hope when you call at 2am needing a fix, they don't give in.
bilekas 1mo ago
> They are willing to accept all the conditions of your apps, including sending you personal data, registering an account, etc. I've had this exact problem this morning, I wanted to download the ASD-STE100 https://www.asd-ste100.org/STE_downloads.html#article02-2l https://www.asd-ste100.org/STE_downloads.html#article02-2l and they use a request form to get the download. Unfortunately the last question: > Do you consent to us collecting your data? This form has the only purpose of requesting a copy of ASD-STE100. Details are for record and statistical purposes only and will not be used or disclosed in any form to anyone. You can find out more about STEMG privacy policy here. Only has a "Yes" option, and so I couldn't submit the form. Great success.
- sodapopcan 1mo ago
  I'm currently looking for work and not even 2 hours ago I wanted to look up a company on Glassdoor for the first time in a while. I forgot they were aquired by Indeed. My Indeed login worked, but then I was demanded to give them my phone number to continue. Enough random business have my number so, whatever, but I could not move forward unless I consented to them sending me stuff. Yes, I could use a masked email, apply filters so I never see the junk, etc, but something about that really rubbed me the wrong way so I bailed.
- Cider9986 1mo ago
  Don't you obviously consent if you're filling in data to a google form? Unless the form answers go nowhere then it's being collected.
  - bilekas 1mo ago
    Maybe, but I was using my gmail account anyway, so google already has that particular email info, but does that mean I'm obliged to share it with someone else ? If there was a "No" response available, as the question suggests, it wouldn't be an issue. But it just annoyed me and felt like a dark practice.
- inigyou 1mo ago
  So you filled out a form with your personal data and were about to press the submit button to send it to them, but you don't consent to them knowing that data about you? It seems the checkbox had its intended effect of serving as a double-check gate about whether you really want them to know that information.
sodapopcan 1mo ago
I got a Sunbeam F1 in January and have been pleased with it. The hardest part is when I lost it, there is no find-my-phone (at least not that I know of, I should look, they are always adding new features). It has GPS and weather which is perfect for me. I just can't go to restaurants that don't have paper menus, which is fine.
analog8374 1mo ago
if the Buddha had a smart phone, it would be a Mudita Kompakt.
sgt 1mo ago
> 1. That person owns a smartphone (which is at least a couple hundred dollars). I live in South Africa, and even the poor townships are full of smartphones these days. My gardener has a fairly recent Samsung. They literally borrow money to buy these things. So if they can afford it, so can you. It's not that I don't get your point though - it could easily be seen as unnecessary spending when you have all kinds of expenses. But sooner or later, smartphones have become a necessity to get on with life.
- Ancalagon 1mo ago
  Affordability is not the OP's point.
- libria 1mo ago
  I don't disagree with you main point but thought this was funny: > They literally borrow money to buy these things. So if they can afford it, Borrowing money would indicate they can't afford it. But I think you mean "afford the risk in order to achieve a societal norm".
  - okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
    Not achieve a societal norm but facilitate everyday tasks with the many, MANY things that are THAT much easier with a smartphone. Now I get the author’s point, but there’s preferring to be off-grid (which I also tend to be), and there’s purposefully handicapping yourself then complaining about it later. Look, if you run a blog, post your articles on places like HN and actually interact with the World Wide Web on a frequent basis you don’t get to preach about smartphones being evil devices that “society” imposes on you. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is like a biker complaining there’s too many cars on the street. A motorcycle is a smaller vehicle but it’s still very much part of that class of problem they’re so proudly rising against. It’s theatre. Pure and simple theatre.
    - fm0020377473839 1mo ago
      Where is the logical tie between interacting with the web in general, running a server or whatever and not being allowed to complain about being pushed into the Google/Apple-duopoloy, remote attestation and similar things? o_O
charcircuit 1mo ago
I wonder if the author has actually tried the QR code menus. It's actually incredibly convenient and some even let you pay right on the website so you ever are having to wait on some server to come by your table. You can get more information about the items on the menu than a physical menu and it is just more pleasant to read in general.
- arximboldi 1mo ago
  strong disagree. much harder to browse the menu in a tiny screen, many of those websites are written by the cousin and barely work at all, nefarious ux, etc.
- account42 1mo ago
  > It's actually incredibly convenient Some convoluted app-like website on a small screen is more often than not less convenient than an A5/A4 printout. > some even let you pay right on the website so you ever are having to wait on some server to come by your table I don't want any payment method available to stuff running on my phone so this is also more cumbersome than paying the normal way.
tamimio 1mo ago
> following assumptions You actually forgot the most important one: your phone should be latest and approved by google or apple. I have an old iphone that is mint clean and fairly excellent battery, a couple months ago I wanted to travel but didn’t want to take my main in case I lose it, turned out most the essential apps won’t install because your OS is outdated, from bank ones to uber, none! Same goes if you tried to install say a banking app on grapheneos. Those assumptions were vivid during covid, I know personally some people who happened to be in some countries where the “pass” was only through an app on a smartphone, not even printed or screenshots were accepted, only the app to get your basic human needs.
- RetroTechie 1mo ago
  > turned out most the essential apps won’t install because your OS is outdated, from bank ones to uber, none! Worse: apps could have been installed previously but stop working anyway, because server 'stops talking' to older versions of an app. It just varies how long it takes before the app becomes useless.
FigurativeVoid 1mo ago
As a T1 diabetic, I wish that we weren't tying things like medical devices to smart phones. It's just one more failure point.
- rtkwe 1mo ago
  The traditional finger stick readers are still very available though right? I see them still at pharmacies.
  - FigurativeVoid 1mo ago
    True, but that tech is bad. My current GCM uses NFC and my phone to connect with my pump. I would like to remove my phone from the loop. Just use the pump to connect to the sensor directly.
- XorNot 1mo ago
  What's the alternative though? A smartphone is a device you can pretty much guarantee people will keep with themselves and in good working order. It's less of a failure point then any bespoke interface device and more durable.
  - mrweasel 1mo ago
    But when it fails, everything fails at the same time. It's not that far fetched that if your phone dies, you can't unlock your car, you can't pay for the bus, your insulin pump now lost its controller and you can't call anyone. > A smartphone is a device you can pretty much guarantee people will keep with themselves It's a device that many will keep, some might not, some will forget it, and seeing the state of some phones, you can't assume that it will be in good working order. Many apps will also require a relatively new phone, what if you can't afford a new phone?
teekert 1mo ago
“Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation.” Ok that explains where the hate for apps comes from…
LastTrain 1mo ago
That’ll get you detained for a while at the border.
scotty79 1mo ago
At some point, if you say something like that you'll probably be just given one.
spankibalt 1mo ago
Never had a personal smartphone, just work-issued ones that usually stay on-location after a shift. Yeah, it can drive people up the wall. I don't care lol.
- okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
  > I don't care lol. And this is precisely how I know you care.
- theandrewbailey 1mo ago
  Based. If an employer wants me to install something, I'll ask them for a phone to install it on.
  - account42 1mo ago
    Yeah I do have a smart phone but there's no way I'll install whatever crappy apps my work requires on it. Those all go on the company phone that gets powered off while I'm not working.
bufordsharkley 1mo ago
I've still never had a smartphone (technically my flip phone, a Kyocera Dura, is an android device, but it can't install apps so I'll consider it suitably "dumb") Occasionally I need to tote along a tablet because several places (some MLB venues, for one thing) will either require a smartphone, or impose a severe surcharge for the convenience of not using it. Anyway, I really regret that we didn't impose dumbphone protection laws back when we had a large enough bloc of seniors that didn't "upgrade" to a smartphone yet
- senderista 1mo ago
  I tried to remove the browser from my smartphone and it was impossible because of all these stupid QR scanning requirements everywhere.
  - stronglikedan 1mo ago
    The word "requirements" is doing a lot of work there. I've never met a QR code where scanning it was required of me.
    - thesdev 1mo ago
      So you'd leave the restaurant if it has a QR menu?
      - onetokeoverthe 1mo ago
        yes
      - bigstrat2003 1mo ago
        I certainly would, unless it was something I was doing for someone else's sake (like a birthday dinner for someone). Why would I do business with a restaurant that can't be bothered to provide a good experience for customers?
      - branon 1mo ago
        Depending on what type of computer (if not smartphone) you have at hand, you can probably use a search engine to find the same menu. Or ask somebody at your table. Or ask the server. Or point at somebody else's food and say you want what they're having. Or eschew the menu entirely and ask to be surprised. Chef's choice can be fun. Or leave yeah, I think that's valid. TFA is predicated on the notion of pretty-much-lying to people by telling them you don't have a smartphone even if you do. Leaving a restaurant if you can't find a menu seems like it'd be on similar ideological footing.
gwbas1c 1mo ago
> Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation. Is this a joke? Are there really toilets that require a smartphone to flush?
- progval 1mo ago
  This seems hard to believe, but the author already tooted about it (https://mamot.fr/@ploum/117016623130281141 https://mamot.fr/@ploum/117016623130281141) so he may be serious
sneak 1mo ago
Have definitely used this one, or “my SIM card doesn’t work in this country”. My other lie is “I don’t carry cards.” Works best whilst holding up a Benjamin.
DiggyJohnson 1mo ago
Authentication and 2FA, group messaging, and poor map support are the only reason I switched back to a smartphone and I still miss it
snarfy 1mo ago
I don't use apps. It's a phone with a web browser and camera.
robotresearcher 1mo ago
I agree with the thesis that expecting an app is a non-trivial ask of the user, particularly for those with relevant disabilities. But if you purchase a toilet that needs an app, it’s not really the toilet that obligated you to use the app.
- JoshTriplett 1mo ago
  It's no longer possible to buy any non-low-end TV that is not smart. "Vote with your wallet" doesn't help you much if there aren't any good candidates to vote for.
  - robotresearcher 1mo ago
    Do smart TVs require an app? Or do they have a self-hosted setup process?
    - bradyd 1mo ago
      I know at one point Vizio TVs required you to install the app and enable location to be able to setup a new TV out of the box.
      - robotresearcher 1mo ago
        Yuck. I still fancy my chances buying an app-free toilet seat for a while.
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  - whstl 1mo ago
    A few years ago I got an "Ok" TV, sold in Germany, house-brand of Saturn/Mediamarkt. It was the only model in the store that wasn't smart. My next purchase is gonna be a projector, so I hope those also don't get infested.
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elAhmo 1mo ago
> When I buy something, from a small kitchen appliance to a car, I’m now forced to get formal confirmation by the seller that I will be able to use it without installing one, two or three different apps. I have no idea where is without buying stuff, but other than a car I bought more than a dozen of appliances or devices in the past years and other than obvious ones (label printer), none required an app, or it was pushed by a vendor.
- account42 1mo ago
  Why is an app requirement obvious for a label printer?
gwbas1c 1mo ago
A week ago, a medical office that I had an appointment at kept pestering me to fill out their intake form online. (Multiple, multiple texts.) I got there the next day, and when they asked me to do the form, I rolled my eyes and said, "do I need to install an app?" The lady behind the counter asked for my insurance card, scanned it, and told me that I was all set. What was all that nonsense for, anyway?
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shevy-java 1mo ago
I actually don't have a smartphone. Unfortunately I did get a tablet, as I need it for MFA to access some websites that I need. It's quite annoying to be forced into this though. There is a push towards making this mandatory. The ideal perma-ID governments dreamed about.
- masfuerte 1mo ago
  Do you need the tablet? For the usual 2fa that generates a six digit code you can just install an app on your laptop. Of course it's not actually 2fa but the website doesn't know that.
- m01 1mo ago
  For MFA you could consider using USB security tokens, e.g. Yubikeys or other fido2 ones from various vendors.
samrus 1mo ago
I get the arguments against it but what i really want is people having some easy digital way to interface with the tech around them. Having a small on person computer be a client to things in your life seems like a really cool thing to aim for. It just sucks that corporate greed and a breakdown of trust between users and builders has lead to it being an annoyance rather than a peice of a scifi utopia
parapsychic 1mo ago
I've always admired people who can live without a smartphone. I met one linux contributor at an open source conference who doesn't have a smartphone. He uses an old dumb phone, doesn't have any socials and always carries cash! In a country like India, where every payment runs on a QR code, it's crazy that he can survive without it. He asked me to look up directions to the metro, memorized it, and left. One other thing is that he isn't socially awkward. He could go up to people, and ask for help, which I think a lot of us tend to avoid, and instead use apps to solve them.
- wkjagt 1mo ago
  I wonder if the convenience of a smart phone makes social awkwardness worse. As in: I'm already not very socially comfortable but my phone makes it that I never get any practice either.
zzo38computer 1mo ago
I do not (and never had) a smart phone, either. I have been at one restaurant that had a QR code to view the menu, although they did provide a iPad to any customer who needed it. (At the time, I was with someone else who had their own iPad.) It was not very good food (and badly managed) so I do not intend to return there in future. If you do not want to print the menu in multiple paper copies, then you might consider a single epaper display somewhere that the customers can easily see (anyone with a camera or a camera phone can take a picture; someone with pencil and paper might copy it out by hand).
everdrive 1mo ago
I love you.
Animats 1mo ago
I have no business-based "apps". If it's not on F-Droid, I don't have it. Google Play Store is turned off. So far, the only thing I've found that absolutely requires a Google account is Waymo. This is probably a violation of common carrier rules, since Waymo is legally a common carrier. That forces Google's terms of service, including the binding arbitration and no class action terms, on Waymo riders.
- lanfeust6 1mo ago
  That's how I roll, but I also have a couple of sandboxed apps like MS Auth that I sideloaded. I learned last year that, not shockingly, major sports venues now require showing digital tickets for entry, but thus far it's been possible to access them with a browser.
  - theandrewbailey 1mo ago
    Earlier this year, I went to a concert that required the Ticketmaster app. I searched desperately for an option to print off a paper ticket, but didn't find one. I enabled the Google Play features in GrapheneOS to install it, and I hated the Ticketmaster app experience the entire time. (Concert was great though) P.S. Stop sideloading apps. Don't use Big Tech vocabulary for something that we did before. You installed the app, regardless of how you did it.
    - tarxvf 1mo ago
      FWIW you can just about always pick them up will-call. Ticketmaster will tell you this is impossible, but the venue always has a way around it, for in case you lose/drop your phone, etc. And it helps reinforce to the venue that ticketmaster is not perfect. Call the venue directly to verify ahead of time.
EagleEdge 1mo ago
It has been about six years for me without any phone, even a "dumb" flip phone. I started a new business recently and it has been really difficult to engage in external outreach without a phone, but I am still managing it. Maybe one day, I have to get a flip phone, but I will try to stay away from smartphone as long as I can.
specproc 1mo ago
People are misreading the author's case as annoyance, that they simply don't like apps or the way society is foisting apps on them. What I read was what they really hate is being forced to have an account with a handful of American companies to engage with the world. I totally agree, this situation is intolerable. Your average user should not have to be forced to have a phone managed by one of two American companies to get by in the world. I should not be forced to use Facebook to receive updates from my European embassy whilst abroad. I should not be forced, through the network effect, to have WhatsApp installed on my phone. America is going nowhere good, fast, and we -- as individuals -- are chiefly tied to this deranged shitshow through our spyware-enabled tech. I'd ban every American tech company from every device in my country if I had the chance.
awsglkhj 1mo ago
My phone is turned off for roughly half my waking hours. The remaining waking hours, I have access to a real computer, or I have reason to not touch a phone or computer at all. A smartphone would be pointless.
tromp 1mo ago
> I still keep in a drawer an old OnePlus 5 I bought in 2017 with a pristine Android system. How pristine is that when the last supported Android version is 10? > This phone is sometimes necessary. Like when a known bug in /e/OS prevented my banking app from working for several months. This surprises me. Until very recently I was using a phone I bought in 2017, which similarly supports no Android beyond version 10. Since early this year, my bank app started insisting that I upgrade my Android to 11 or higher, and hence stopped working. More recently, Gmail also started insisting I upgrade Android. As a result I had to get a new phone, which in many ways is worse than my old phone (still 7.2" but worse aspect ratio, no more full fingerprint sensor and much worse battery life). So the idea of keeping an old phone around in order to bank seems rather odd to me.
dlenski 1mo ago
It's a great read! I especially liked the list of assumptions people/companies are making about their interlocutors, when demanding that they install and use smartphone apps. > "I don’t have a smartphone," is what I tell people and professionals nowadays. This allows me to cut the crap about companies insisting that I install their app or restaurants wishing that I scan a QR code to access their menu on a small screen. I personally tend to be a bit more direct about this kind of thing. If someone trying to sell me something insists that I need an app, I often say “I am not willing to install or use your app.”
fsflover 1mo ago
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culebron21 1mo ago
Learn to say "no". It's freaking easy. I do have a smartphone, and every time someone asks me to install something on it, or ask for my phone number for "accumulating bonuses", I say simple and dry "no" looking into their eyes. When there's a queue behind me, they'll just show loading icon on their face a couple of seconds, and then proceed, because of pressure. Otherwise, when there are no more people, they feel like wasting their and my time, I just stare harder in their eyes, and they feel ill at ease and back up rather quickly.
- noman-land 1mo ago
  You can just as easily say "no thanks" and smile instead of being a creep who stares at people silently. Some checkout worker is not your enemy.
  - GJim 1mo ago
    Personally, I respond by winking and asking the cashier for their phone number. This does rather quickly establish the fact that, no, neither of us are giving our personal details to people who don't need them..... and asking for them is creepy.
  - account42 1mo ago
    If they are willing to disrespect you for payment from their employer then they don't deserve respect in return.
- mrweasel 1mo ago
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apparent 1mo ago
> 5. It has enough storage left for your app. This is the wildest part. It seems that sub-250MB apps are the rarity now. So every 4 apps I install is 1GB. I guess it's good for Apple, since they know you can't back up to your SSD so will then have to buy iCloud (unless you're savvy enough to open up Terminal and make a symbolic link to an external drive – the fact that they don't enable manual changing of the backup location is unjustifiable).
Kiro 1mo ago
While I agree with the sentiment that's not a not a convincing list. I could make the same argument and break down essentially anything in life into similar assumptions. For 99% of people it's not a problem in practice.
Benlights 1mo ago
At lease one issue I want to push back on is this one > That person owns a smartphone (which is at least a couple hundred dollars). Smartphones can be bought for under $100 these days.
dbolgheroni 1mo ago
Some weeks ago, at a pub with some friends, and we were trying to order something. The waiter handles a card with a QR code. The card was approximately the size of an A4 sheet, which could contain pretty much every item the pub offered. Instead, it contained printed ads from nearby shops. Four people at the table had problems with the app. No one could order anything. Four people, who spend most of their waking hours starring at screens to work, who gathered after some time to chat, were instead starring at their smartphones trying to order something because the app could not possibly work.
autoexec 1mo ago
> Somewhere on my desk, I keep an old FairPhone 3 that I repaired after it took a deep plunge into the ocean. It runs the Google-free /e/OS operating system. But why? The reason is simple: sometimes, you are forced to use an app. I've never been forced to use an app. I've got a credit union and would close my accounts there and switch to another if they ever forced me to use an app. I refuse to buy any product that requires an app to use. I do still have a phone though. Family and friends insist on being able to send me texts with photos and videos. It's a compromise I can live with since I've refused to join any of the social media sites they use. Besides texting I do get some use out of it with Termux, VLC, and Newpipe and I might pull something up on wikipedia, but otherwise I don't use it for browsing. It feels like reasonably healthy balance.
greatgib 1mo ago
What makes me crazy is like, you have an app that is needed, let's say your bank app or transportation ticket app or a required gov app, or anything like that. Then, one day you are in a hurry to do something, like buy a ticket for a train that leaves in 3 minutes, or find the number of the train that you are supposed to take in the e-ticket. So, you open the app and you encounter the following error "A new version is available, please update to continue using the app". No way to discard that and do whatever you have to do in a hurry. So you think, let's update that fuckin app. Ok, internet is not working well, let's connect to the train station public wifi. Oh they have a broken captive portal that is not loading or redireting you to the login page... ok let's find the captive portal connection ip/url. All good, internet is working, now we go to the app store, starts the update, wait a minute for download, and... bipbipbip not enough remaining storage space to install the update. You have to understand them, they needed to pack inside the app, all the PDF with picture of their ecofriendly policy of planting trees each time you swear while using the app, and sadly that increase the app by a few mega bytes... So then, at this point you missed your train and you hate more than anything else in the world, the *** product manager at company XXX that decided to 1) force using an app, 2) decided to force an update that you can't skip.
CommenterPerson 1mo ago
My microwave oven, washer, dryer all have wifi, so I could supposedly interact with them via "apps". Nooooooo. I wish I could find the chip involved and "Muntz" it.
simu1acrum 1mo ago
I don't pretend to have things I don't have, and I don't pretend that I don't have things I do have. Why buy a powerful machine only to create an illusion of it being a weak one? The decision of whether to be party to the supply and the demand of what is arguably the most corrupting, degrading and stupefying of inventions in the history of mankind is one mere moral agency can adequately advise. Alas, such agency is influenced by, if not entirely delegated to smartphones, by none other than their users. Predictive text proposes the words to be written, and algorithmic feeds present the words to be read. It is only natural that a dependence is formed. The allure of knowing all there is to be known is a rather enticing one. Hence why the addict now scrolls and scrolls rather than smokes and smokes. Everyone needs a vice. I'm glad mine isn't virtual.
JacobKfromIRC 1mo ago
I tell people I don't have a cell phone, but when pressed I say I technically do have many smartphones, because I keep buying them at garage sales for super cheap and not actually using them. And technically, I also have the iPhone 6s in my car in case of emergency, but its been powered off for multiple years. Other than that phone, I think it's been over a year since I took one out of my house. Oh wait, I forgot, I also have a smartphone that I keep offline and use only as a camera, but I don't even think of that as a phone and I only take it out of my house once every couple of months or so. When I explain all of this, some people say the first thing I said (that I don't have a smartphone) is a lie, but I see it more as a simplification because whatever someone asked me to do that led to my statement obviously can't be done with the phones that I have but not on my person. On the other hand, I do have a phone number that I use through JMP [1], so if someone asks me to text or call them, then I actually can do that from a laptop. So, practically, for many purposes I do have a smartphone. I can make and receive calls and text messages, and I can install apps (just not iOS or Android apps). It's an interesting (to me) question of whether I am lying by saying I don't have a cell phone. In other contexts, I might say that my phone is in my backpack (referring to my laptop), or I might give someone my phone number and then when they ask if I got their message I might say that I can't access my phone right now but I'll reply later. It kind of seems like one of those things has to be a lie, but all seem kind of true. (I considered making this a reply to simu1acrum's comment, and it is inspired by it (specifically by "I don't pretend to have things I don't have, and I don't pretend that I don't have things I do have."), but it's not really a reply so I made it a top-level comment instead.)
- ButlerianJihad 1mo ago
  > in case of emergency, but its[sic] been powered off I can't speak for Apple iPhone in particular, but I would never expect any computing device to immediately come to life and be functional if I've left it shut off and disconnected for more than two months in any case. Most of us may be familiar with powering-up a Windows or Linux machine, and then waiting through 4 hours of updates before the system becomes available again. You would do well to power up your old hardware and let it update and connect. If only to test it for fitness of purpose. Otherwise, you shouldn't pretend that it'll be available to you in emergencies.

265 points by speckx 1mo ago

I don't eat meat or watch television. I'm whiter than you.

I want to use GrapheneOS without the ability to access the browser and without the ability to install new apps. At least without a password. A long one written down on paper would be enough friction for me. You could also give it to a trusted person. You can also write/give only a portion of a password and then memorize the other part. Afaict there's not an effective way to do this like you can on iPhones with Apple Configurator [1]. Removing appstores from secondary profile and browser with ADB has a workaround (which I won't say in case someone uses that setup). Another drawback is enabling ADB is bad for security. Dumbphones are stupid because they're overpriced, not secure, and lack awesome apps like maps or Signal. And I already have a phone. [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 this is seriously great if you have an iPhone, I used to use it before I switched to GrapheneOS.

ZlibraryKO 1mo ago
I have a setup on GrapheneOS which works using a DNS whitelist So everything is blocked by default (ControlD dns provider) and only a few websites are accessible. The password to the owner profile is locked away and can only be unlocked by waiting, so the DNS setting can't be changed on a whim. I'm very happy with this setup. This way it does not really matter that you can install apps because to be interesting they need internet access.
- Cider9986 1mo ago
  I hope you never find a workaround :)

binaryturtle 1mo ago

I do not have one (and it's actually true.) And it's not easy. :-(

hi41 1mo ago

I went back to a old Motorola phone not once but twice. Both attempts were unsuccessful. For directions I got a Garmin potable gos navigator. Once I was coming back from somewhere with my kids and it was 10:30 pm. They were hungry and wanted pizza. I used the Garmin gps and went to the restaurant but it was closed. That happened because the gps unit did not have the latest information. My family was mad and I went back to smartphone. The second time my extended family living outside the country were mad because they couldn’t call me on WhatsApp. So I went back to my smartphone. Totally two failed attempts at using a dumb phone.

_whiteCaps_ 1mo ago
> they couldn’t call me on WhatsApp Some might consider that a benefit.
mixmastamyk 1mo ago
Doing the “right thing” has come with inconvenience since time immemorial. It takes a strong personality to persevere.

bravoetch 1mo ago

I get it, I really hate it too. When I don't want to use my phone, I just leave it somewhere in the house and forget about it for a couple of days.

Eric_WVGG 1mo ago

> Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation. There should be some sort of unofficial rule that if you’re writing something that strains credulity, you should actually link to something that explains it.

rlv-dan 1mo ago

Installing an app vs scanning a qr code is vastly different. That being said, I won't do either to see s menu.

buttocks 1mo ago

No one actually believes you if you say that. Even if it is true.

eddieroger 1mo ago

I do have a smartphone, but I don't seem to feel the pain the author feels about being inundated by QR codes and apps. Maybe I have all the apps I need already? Maybe I just don't mind having an app on my phone because I know that I can set it to basically never bother me. Most of my apps have notifications silenced. My home screen is empty, save the handful of apps I do want. And for the little bit of effort I put forth to tweak the device to my liking, I get the world in my pocket - a full browser, every song I've ever liked, every picture I've ever taken, all my scanned documents, etc - not to mention all my loved ones available at a moment's notice. My battery lasts long enough, and when it doesn't, it's because I was using the device. I just don't understand the complaint I guess. Make the device work for you, not the other way around?

no_input 1mo ago
I think the problem is that things that once did not require and realistically shouldn't require apps (like the toilet example - which I can't tell if hyperbole or not) are now "app enabled" by default. Sure, you have taken the time to curate your mobile experience and silence things but a majority of the people in the world don't do that as it takes more time and effort than they are willing or able to give (why silence things or uninstall apps when you can browse instagram or tiktok for 2 hours). These people are the most affected but don't often know how inundated they are.
- cfeduke 1mo ago
  The example could be hyperbole, but Home Depot and Lowes both offer a wide selection of "smart toilets" and if we think "oh this is just a weird niche thing that will never catch on" let's remember how difficult it is to not purchase a Smart TV when television shopping these days.
  - b112 1mo ago
    I cannot envision what a traditional, but smart toilet may do. By traditional, not Japanese or anything of the sort. I'm sure it's also not taking medical samples. So what on earth could it do?! Report the flushes!?! Why? Are you going to magically decide not to crap as much? Just baffling.

zkmon 1mo ago

When you buy something from a medium-sized shop in India, they would insist for your phone number, as their POS app have that field as almost mandatory. I had to fight at a pharmacy checkout, holding up the queue behind me, as I refuse to give my phone number.

megous 1mo ago

So what do you do if your flushing app breaks? Or the manufacturer goes out of business and flush tracking servers go down? Or google decides to suspend it while you're on the toilet?

kibwen 1mo ago
> Or google decides to suspend it while you're on the toilet? If anyone at Google is reading this, please answer urgently, my legs are starting to go numb.

tonymet 1mo ago

We could all be a bit more humble about the onerous “tools” we’ve built . I have a lot of sympathy for the elderly, and the ridiculous rituals they go through just to book an appointment, fill a subscription, buy tickets to a concert, order groceries. The McDonalds app is 15+ screens to order a burger. Compare that to walking in a, “hi, how are you, I’d like a Big Mac meal with a Coke, here’s my money, thanks”. Let’s all have a bit more humility, and even humiliation, for the absurd protocols we’ve imposed on everyone.

nottorp 1mo ago
But think how high the engagement needles go on the app!
- tonymet 1mo ago
  An app only a lawyer (or MBA) could love
RattlesnakeJake 1mo ago
Frustratingly, I haven't even had that in-store experience for a while now. You do the same app-based ordering process, but on a big tablet. If there's an issue with your order, it can take several minutes to get near enough to an employee to get their attention.
- tonymet 1mo ago
  I include the kiosk on the wall of shame . Just aweful.
gib444 1mo ago
Agreed Btw (not sure what you were suffo) but you can still order via a human at most if not all McDonald's in the UK. You just need to go up to the counter, smile and wait a few seconds for someone to come over, and pay cash. Pretty effortless But I don't go in there for other reasons such as poor value, long wait times, wrong orders and fed up staff

zzril 1mo ago

The list is missing a couple of points, including: "My camera isn't working." "I don't have a QR code scanner app." - And, of course, since we've already shown we're fine with bending the truth a little if it helps our case: "I scanned the QR code. It leads to a porn video. Are you going to argue with me about that over a couple of pixels, or will you be so kind to give me the plain URL?"

rtkwe 1mo ago
> "I don't have a QR code scanner app." Not the point but they haven't been needed for at least half a decade now. Both iOS and Android's built in cameras detect and scan QR codes now.

juleiie 1mo ago

Not having a smartphone is a new status symbol flex. The poorer you are, the more of your life you must waste looking at a screen instead of gazing upon beautiful landscapes and friendly faces. Still it’s a step up as usual. Next stage will be probably those too poor to afford anti aging vs the muti centenarians that can. And yet those that can’t afford multi centenarian lifestyle will live super well compared to today poorer class. Hunger, true hunger is eliminated where I live at least. Healthcare too is rather universal. Good country. And yet people will be furious at this inequality of lifespan and everyone understands it deeply as „dystopia”. Medieval peasant would thought he is in heaven and yet we live in a dystopia and that is widely understood and I concur.

Cider9986 1mo ago
> The poorer you are, the more of your life you must waste looking at a screen instead of gazing upon beautiful landscapes and friendly faces. "Must", perhaps. But plenty of people of any wealth are addicted
- juleiie 1mo ago
  It’s also easier to be addicted when you can’t afford any alternatives and thinking about the future makes you anxious.
okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
> Not having a smartphone is a new status symbol flex. It’s pretty much like those vegans people tend to make fun of: it’s performative. It’s humble-brag-fuelled activism that craves audience approval.
- cindyllm 1mo ago
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gib444 1mo ago

> "I don’t have a smartphone," is what I tell people and professionals nowadays I did this today too. I happened to walk past a branch of my bank, and remembered my debit card is playing up due to wear-and-tear, so I popped in to order a replacement. I made the request and the first response was "do you have our banking app, you can do it on there?". "No". It wasn't even busy. (I also happen to have my mortgage with my bank, so paying quite a lot of interest to them each month...)

rtkwe 1mo ago
Did you consider if they were trying maybe just to save you the trip/inconvenience in the future by informing you of something most people would be able to use?
- gib444 1mo ago
  Yes, of course. That would be more believable if it were a comment at the end of the transaction along the lines of "just in case you want to save time next time, our app has the feature" But immediately responding before I've barely finished explaining why I'm here today is a real "fuck you, use the app and stop wasting my time" kind of message
  - rtkwe 1mo ago
    That's the least charitable interpretation, most people aren't avoiding the app intentionally you have to adjust to the fact you're anomalous for not having a smartphone at this point.
    - gib444 1mo ago
      I don't owe my bank charity. It's a business transaction - let's not confuse things. Also, this is a bank that loves to shout about how it's keeping its branches – a promise to keep its branches open, no less. Perhaps adjust your opinion for this context?
JoshTriplett 1mo ago

general_reveal 1mo ago

I’m always in voice group chats , and fellowshipping is more important to me then being digitally free.

9cb14c1ec0 1mo ago

This is why Google's war on sideloading is so terrible. It does very little to make people safer, and it restricts user's ability to make a free market choice about which companies they transact with.

spogbiper 1mo ago
calling it "Google's war" is an interesting take. No doubt they have added some hoops to jump through and reduced freedoms, but Apple has been leading the charge against installing arbitrary software for decades.

burningChrome 1mo ago

I have a motorola smartphone. I don't have google play installed. I mainly use obtainium for app installation. Its a bare bones phone and it drives my business partner crazy. "Just log into our instagram account and. . .right, you don't have insta installed on your phone." "Can you log into our scheduling app and. . . right, you don't have that installed on your phone either." Some of the more painful things you have to deal with: - Chromite and Iron Fox filtering out a ton of stuff so a lot of sites simply don't work - Organic maps is slow and hard to use compared to Google and Apple maps. - Fairmail that blocks a ton of images and other code - which is good, but had to get used to seeing everything blocked visually. - Not having any banking apps on my phone. Every time my son needs a few bucks in his account, my wife has to do it if we're out. - The open source weather apps are not very accurate. Usually within a few degrees, and the radar is hit or miss. Kind of odd that we have to try so hard to ensure our own privacy. I'm up for a new phone this Fall so I'll most likely be moving to a newer Pixel and will get Lineage or Graphene installed on it.

dave78 1mo ago
> The open source weather apps are not very accurate. Usually with a few degrees, and the radar is hit or miss. If you are in the US, check out wX: https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/ https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/ It's fairly technical and it is very configurable (so it can take some fussing to get it set up the way you like), but it pulls data directly from NWS and has been very accurate for my family.
- burningChrome 1mo ago
  Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out today!
HelloUsername 1mo ago
> Every time my son needs a few bucks in his account, my wife has to do it if we're out So the burden is on her?
- warkdarrior 1mo ago

ocd 1mo ago

I've been able to say this truthfully up until 4 years ago. I was perfectly familiar with iOS and Android, and I could pick one up and use it as competently as anyone else. Was the same even when I decided to get one 4 years ago. Not having a Google and Meta account remains true for me. Never had a Meta/Facebook account at any point in time, and I deleted my Google account a decade ago. It is frustrating dealing with people not willing to accept this is an option people have, and anything requiring an app is a dealbreaker for me. I didn't realize it was quite as bad as the author suggests with his various household items, but I am worried it will continue to get worse in that way without laws in manufacturing partitioning technology from life.

rootsudo 1mo ago

I agree with all the assumptions, but it is a moving goalpost on being included in society. Same as in some areas being a productive member of society includes: have a job, have a car, have a permenant address. The only exceptiosn seem to skew to the top and bottom 10%? And even then it can steer more closet to top/bottom 5%? 1%? Where it doesn't matter you have enough or a complete lack of social proof that it doesn't matter.

likelybot 1mo ago

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Gecko4072 1mo ago

From my experience modified iPhones make the perfect dumb phones that you will actually end up sticking with and it's free if you already have one. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45171200 I use this method ^ which lets you keep essential apps but otherwise have dumb phone (no browser, no App Store). Highly recommend. On the other hand, I have turned my laptop into a dumb computer using cold turkey blocker. I've never seen anyone talking about this here. I'm a standard user (for hardening reasons). And set up so I haven't watched YouTube largely for years because it's blocked and not at all in the past few days. It's flexible to configure and then because it's literally impossible to bypass you never try and then just end up living a calm life. (No ai, no reddit, no crappy news sites, etc.)

Cider9986 1mo ago
> On the other hand, I have turned my laptop into a dumb computer using cold turkey blocker. Very easily bypassed at least on MacOS unfortunately.
- Gecko4072 1mo ago
  Not if you set up a separate admin account and demote yourself to standard user.
  - Cider9986 1mo ago
    I don't think that would patch it. You want me to say what it is?
    - Gecko4072 1mo ago
      Think I found it. Safe Mode?
  - b112 1mo ago
    The only way I can see this working, is if you give your admin pass to a friend, and tell them "Never believe me when I say I need it, always act as if I'm lying". And hope when you call at 2am needing a fix, they don't give in.

bilekas 1mo ago

> They are willing to accept all the conditions of your apps, including sending you personal data, registering an account, etc. I've had this exact problem this morning, I wanted to download the ASD-STE100 https://www.asd-ste100.org/STE_downloads.html#article02-2l https://www.asd-ste100.org/STE_downloads.html#article02-2l and they use a request form to get the download. Unfortunately the last question: > Do you consent to us collecting your data? This form has the only purpose of requesting a copy of ASD-STE100. Details are for record and statistical purposes only and will not be used or disclosed in any form to anyone. You can find out more about STEMG privacy policy here. Only has a "Yes" option, and so I couldn't submit the form. Great success.

sodapopcan 1mo ago
I'm currently looking for work and not even 2 hours ago I wanted to look up a company on Glassdoor for the first time in a while. I forgot they were aquired by Indeed. My Indeed login worked, but then I was demanded to give them my phone number to continue. Enough random business have my number so, whatever, but I could not move forward unless I consented to them sending me stuff. Yes, I could use a masked email, apply filters so I never see the junk, etc, but something about that really rubbed me the wrong way so I bailed.
Cider9986 1mo ago
Don't you obviously consent if you're filling in data to a google form? Unless the form answers go nowhere then it's being collected.
- bilekas 1mo ago
  Maybe, but I was using my gmail account anyway, so google already has that particular email info, but does that mean I'm obliged to share it with someone else ? If there was a "No" response available, as the question suggests, it wouldn't be an issue. But it just annoyed me and felt like a dark practice.
inigyou 1mo ago
So you filled out a form with your personal data and were about to press the submit button to send it to them, but you don't consent to them knowing that data about you? It seems the checkbox had its intended effect of serving as a double-check gate about whether you really want them to know that information.

sodapopcan 1mo ago

I got a Sunbeam F1 in January and have been pleased with it. The hardest part is when I lost it, there is no find-my-phone (at least not that I know of, I should look, they are always adding new features). It has GPS and weather which is perfect for me. I just can't go to restaurants that don't have paper menus, which is fine.

analog8374 1mo ago

if the Buddha had a smart phone, it would be a Mudita Kompakt.

sgt 1mo ago

> 1. That person owns a smartphone (which is at least a couple hundred dollars). I live in South Africa, and even the poor townships are full of smartphones these days. My gardener has a fairly recent Samsung. They literally borrow money to buy these things. So if they can afford it, so can you. It's not that I don't get your point though - it could easily be seen as unnecessary spending when you have all kinds of expenses. But sooner or later, smartphones have become a necessity to get on with life.

Ancalagon 1mo ago
Affordability is not the OP's point.
libria 1mo ago
I don't disagree with you main point but thought this was funny: > They literally borrow money to buy these things. So if they can afford it, Borrowing money would indicate they can't afford it. But I think you mean "afford the risk in order to achieve a societal norm".
- okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
  Not achieve a societal norm but facilitate everyday tasks with the many, MANY things that are THAT much easier with a smartphone. Now I get the author’s point, but there’s preferring to be off-grid (which I also tend to be), and there’s purposefully handicapping yourself then complaining about it later. Look, if you run a blog, post your articles on places like HN and actually interact with the World Wide Web on a frequent basis you don’t get to preach about smartphones being evil devices that “society” imposes on you. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is like a biker complaining there’s too many cars on the street. A motorcycle is a smaller vehicle but it’s still very much part of that class of problem they’re so proudly rising against. It’s theatre. Pure and simple theatre.
  - fm0020377473839 1mo ago
    Where is the logical tie between interacting with the web in general, running a server or whatever and not being allowed to complain about being pushed into the Google/Apple-duopoloy, remote attestation and similar things? o_O

charcircuit 1mo ago

I wonder if the author has actually tried the QR code menus. It's actually incredibly convenient and some even let you pay right on the website so you ever are having to wait on some server to come by your table. You can get more information about the items on the menu than a physical menu and it is just more pleasant to read in general.

arximboldi 1mo ago
strong disagree. much harder to browse the menu in a tiny screen, many of those websites are written by the cousin and barely work at all, nefarious ux, etc.
account42 1mo ago
> It's actually incredibly convenient Some convoluted app-like website on a small screen is more often than not less convenient than an A5/A4 printout. > some even let you pay right on the website so you ever are having to wait on some server to come by your table I don't want any payment method available to stuff running on my phone so this is also more cumbersome than paying the normal way.

tamimio 1mo ago

> following assumptions You actually forgot the most important one: your phone should be latest and approved by google or apple. I have an old iphone that is mint clean and fairly excellent battery, a couple months ago I wanted to travel but didn’t want to take my main in case I lose it, turned out most the essential apps won’t install because your OS is outdated, from bank ones to uber, none! Same goes if you tried to install say a banking app on grapheneos. Those assumptions were vivid during covid, I know personally some people who happened to be in some countries where the “pass” was only through an app on a smartphone, not even printed or screenshots were accepted, only the app to get your basic human needs.

RetroTechie 1mo ago
> turned out most the essential apps won’t install because your OS is outdated, from bank ones to uber, none! Worse: apps could have been installed previously but stop working anyway, because server 'stops talking' to older versions of an app. It just varies how long it takes before the app becomes useless.

FigurativeVoid 1mo ago

As a T1 diabetic, I wish that we weren't tying things like medical devices to smart phones. It's just one more failure point.

rtkwe 1mo ago
The traditional finger stick readers are still very available though right? I see them still at pharmacies.
- FigurativeVoid 1mo ago
  True, but that tech is bad. My current GCM uses NFC and my phone to connect with my pump. I would like to remove my phone from the loop. Just use the pump to connect to the sensor directly.
XorNot 1mo ago
What's the alternative though? A smartphone is a device you can pretty much guarantee people will keep with themselves and in good working order. It's less of a failure point then any bespoke interface device and more durable.
- mrweasel 1mo ago
  But when it fails, everything fails at the same time. It's not that far fetched that if your phone dies, you can't unlock your car, you can't pay for the bus, your insulin pump now lost its controller and you can't call anyone. > A smartphone is a device you can pretty much guarantee people will keep with themselves It's a device that many will keep, some might not, some will forget it, and seeing the state of some phones, you can't assume that it will be in good working order. Many apps will also require a relatively new phone, what if you can't afford a new phone?

teekert 1mo ago

“Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation.” Ok that explains where the hate for apps comes from…

LastTrain 1mo ago

That’ll get you detained for a while at the border.

scotty79 1mo ago

At some point, if you say something like that you'll probably be just given one.

spankibalt 1mo ago

Never had a personal smartphone, just work-issued ones that usually stay on-location after a shift. Yeah, it can drive people up the wall. I don't care lol.

okdiejdiendjw 1mo ago
> I don't care lol. And this is precisely how I know you care.
theandrewbailey 1mo ago
Based. If an employer wants me to install something, I'll ask them for a phone to install it on.
- account42 1mo ago
  Yeah I do have a smart phone but there's no way I'll install whatever crappy apps my work requires on it. Those all go on the company phone that gets powered off while I'm not working.

bufordsharkley 1mo ago

I've still never had a smartphone (technically my flip phone, a Kyocera Dura, is an android device, but it can't install apps so I'll consider it suitably "dumb") Occasionally I need to tote along a tablet because several places (some MLB venues, for one thing) will either require a smartphone, or impose a severe surcharge for the convenience of not using it. Anyway, I really regret that we didn't impose dumbphone protection laws back when we had a large enough bloc of seniors that didn't "upgrade" to a smartphone yet

senderista 1mo ago
I tried to remove the browser from my smartphone and it was impossible because of all these stupid QR scanning requirements everywhere.
- stronglikedan 1mo ago
  The word "requirements" is doing a lot of work there. I've never met a QR code where scanning it was required of me.
  - thesdev 1mo ago
    So you'd leave the restaurant if it has a QR menu?
    - onetokeoverthe 1mo ago
      yes
    - bigstrat2003 1mo ago
      I certainly would, unless it was something I was doing for someone else's sake (like a birthday dinner for someone). Why would I do business with a restaurant that can't be bothered to provide a good experience for customers?
    - branon 1mo ago
      Depending on what type of computer (if not smartphone) you have at hand, you can probably use a search engine to find the same menu. Or ask somebody at your table. Or ask the server. Or point at somebody else's food and say you want what they're having. Or eschew the menu entirely and ask to be surprised. Chef's choice can be fun. Or leave yeah, I think that's valid. TFA is predicated on the notion of pretty-much-lying to people by telling them you don't have a smartphone even if you do. Leaving a restaurant if you can't find a menu seems like it'd be on similar ideological footing.

gwbas1c 1mo ago

> Just in my toilet, I’m supposed to have an app for the seat, an app for the flush and one for the ventilation. Is this a joke? Are there really toilets that require a smartphone to flush?

progval 1mo ago
This seems hard to believe, but the author already tooted about it (https://mamot.fr/@ploum/117016623130281141 https://mamot.fr/@ploum/117016623130281141) so he may be serious

sneak 1mo ago

Have definitely used this one, or “my SIM card doesn’t work in this country”. My other lie is “I don’t carry cards.” Works best whilst holding up a Benjamin.

DiggyJohnson 1mo ago

Authentication and 2FA, group messaging, and poor map support are the only reason I switched back to a smartphone and I still miss it

snarfy 1mo ago

I don't use apps. It's a phone with a web browser and camera.

robotresearcher 1mo ago

I agree with the thesis that expecting an app is a non-trivial ask of the user, particularly for those with relevant disabilities. But if you purchase a toilet that needs an app, it’s not really the toilet that obligated you to use the app.

JoshTriplett 1mo ago
It's no longer possible to buy any non-low-end TV that is not smart. "Vote with your wallet" doesn't help you much if there aren't any good candidates to vote for.
- robotresearcher 1mo ago
  Do smart TVs require an app? Or do they have a self-hosted setup process?
  - bradyd 1mo ago
    I know at one point Vizio TVs required you to install the app and enable location to be able to setup a new TV out of the box.
    - robotresearcher 1mo ago
      Yuck. I still fancy my chances buying an app-free toilet seat for a while.
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- whstl 1mo ago
  A few years ago I got an "Ok" TV, sold in Germany, house-brand of Saturn/Mediamarkt. It was the only model in the store that wasn't smart. My next purchase is gonna be a projector, so I hope those also don't get infested.
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elAhmo 1mo ago

> When I buy something, from a small kitchen appliance to a car, I’m now forced to get formal confirmation by the seller that I will be able to use it without installing one, two or three different apps. I have no idea where is without buying stuff, but other than a car I bought more than a dozen of appliances or devices in the past years and other than obvious ones (label printer), none required an app, or it was pushed by a vendor.

account42 1mo ago
Why is an app requirement obvious for a label printer?

gwbas1c 1mo ago

A week ago, a medical office that I had an appointment at kept pestering me to fill out their intake form online. (Multiple, multiple texts.) I got there the next day, and when they asked me to do the form, I rolled my eyes and said, "do I need to install an app?" The lady behind the counter asked for my insurance card, scanned it, and told me that I was all set. What was all that nonsense for, anyway?

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shevy-java 1mo ago

I actually don't have a smartphone. Unfortunately I did get a tablet, as I need it for MFA to access some websites that I need. It's quite annoying to be forced into this though. There is a push towards making this mandatory. The ideal perma-ID governments dreamed about.

masfuerte 1mo ago
Do you need the tablet? For the usual 2fa that generates a six digit code you can just install an app on your laptop. Of course it's not actually 2fa but the website doesn't know that.
m01 1mo ago
For MFA you could consider using USB security tokens, e.g. Yubikeys or other fido2 ones from various vendors.

samrus 1mo ago

I get the arguments against it but what i really want is people having some easy digital way to interface with the tech around them. Having a small on person computer be a client to things in your life seems like a really cool thing to aim for. It just sucks that corporate greed and a breakdown of trust between users and builders has lead to it being an annoyance rather than a peice of a scifi utopia

parapsychic 1mo ago

I've always admired people who can live without a smartphone. I met one linux contributor at an open source conference who doesn't have a smartphone. He uses an old dumb phone, doesn't have any socials and always carries cash! In a country like India, where every payment runs on a QR code, it's crazy that he can survive without it. He asked me to look up directions to the metro, memorized it, and left. One other thing is that he isn't socially awkward. He could go up to people, and ask for help, which I think a lot of us tend to avoid, and instead use apps to solve them.

wkjagt 1mo ago
I wonder if the convenience of a smart phone makes social awkwardness worse. As in: I'm already not very socially comfortable but my phone makes it that I never get any practice either.

zzo38computer 1mo ago

I do not (and never had) a smart phone, either. I have been at one restaurant that had a QR code to view the menu, although they did provide a iPad to any customer who needed it. (At the time, I was with someone else who had their own iPad.) It was not very good food (and badly managed) so I do not intend to return there in future. If you do not want to print the menu in multiple paper copies, then you might consider a single epaper display somewhere that the customers can easily see (anyone with a camera or a camera phone can take a picture; someone with pencil and paper might copy it out by hand).

everdrive 1mo ago

I love you.

Animats 1mo ago

I have no business-based "apps". If it's not on F-Droid, I don't have it. Google Play Store is turned off. So far, the only thing I've found that absolutely requires a Google account is Waymo. This is probably a violation of common carrier rules, since Waymo is legally a common carrier. That forces Google's terms of service, including the binding arbitration and no class action terms, on Waymo riders.

lanfeust6 1mo ago
That's how I roll, but I also have a couple of sandboxed apps like MS Auth that I sideloaded. I learned last year that, not shockingly, major sports venues now require showing digital tickets for entry, but thus far it's been possible to access them with a browser.
- theandrewbailey 1mo ago
  Earlier this year, I went to a concert that required the Ticketmaster app. I searched desperately for an option to print off a paper ticket, but didn't find one. I enabled the Google Play features in GrapheneOS to install it, and I hated the Ticketmaster app experience the entire time. (Concert was great though) P.S. Stop sideloading apps. Don't use Big Tech vocabulary for something that we did before. You installed the app, regardless of how you did it.
  - tarxvf 1mo ago
    FWIW you can just about always pick them up will-call. Ticketmaster will tell you this is impossible, but the venue always has a way around it, for in case you lose/drop your phone, etc. And it helps reinforce to the venue that ticketmaster is not perfect. Call the venue directly to verify ahead of time.

EagleEdge 1mo ago

It has been about six years for me without any phone, even a "dumb" flip phone. I started a new business recently and it has been really difficult to engage in external outreach without a phone, but I am still managing it. Maybe one day, I have to get a flip phone, but I will try to stay away from smartphone as long as I can.

specproc 1mo ago

People are misreading the author's case as annoyance, that they simply don't like apps or the way society is foisting apps on them. What I read was what they really hate is being forced to have an account with a handful of American companies to engage with the world. I totally agree, this situation is intolerable. Your average user should not have to be forced to have a phone managed by one of two American companies to get by in the world. I should not be forced to use Facebook to receive updates from my European embassy whilst abroad. I should not be forced, through the network effect, to have WhatsApp installed on my phone. America is going nowhere good, fast, and we -- as individuals -- are chiefly tied to this deranged shitshow through our spyware-enabled tech. I'd ban every American tech company from every device in my country if I had the chance.

awsglkhj 1mo ago

My phone is turned off for roughly half my waking hours. The remaining waking hours, I have access to a real computer, or I have reason to not touch a phone or computer at all. A smartphone would be pointless.

tromp 1mo ago

> I still keep in a drawer an old OnePlus 5 I bought in 2017 with a pristine Android system. How pristine is that when the last supported Android version is 10? > This phone is sometimes necessary. Like when a known bug in /e/OS prevented my banking app from working for several months. This surprises me. Until very recently I was using a phone I bought in 2017, which similarly supports no Android beyond version 10. Since early this year, my bank app started insisting that I upgrade my Android to 11 or higher, and hence stopped working. More recently, Gmail also started insisting I upgrade Android. As a result I had to get a new phone, which in many ways is worse than my old phone (still 7.2" but worse aspect ratio, no more full fingerprint sensor and much worse battery life). So the idea of keeping an old phone around in order to bank seems rather odd to me.

dlenski 1mo ago

It's a great read! I especially liked the list of assumptions people/companies are making about their interlocutors, when demanding that they install and use smartphone apps. > "I don’t have a smartphone," is what I tell people and professionals nowadays. This allows me to cut the crap about companies insisting that I install their app or restaurants wishing that I scan a QR code to access their menu on a small screen. I personally tend to be a bit more direct about this kind of thing. If someone trying to sell me something insists that I need an app, I often say “I am not willing to install or use your app.”

fsflover 1mo ago

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culebron21 1mo ago

Learn to say "no". It's freaking easy. I do have a smartphone, and every time someone asks me to install something on it, or ask for my phone number for "accumulating bonuses", I say simple and dry "no" looking into their eyes. When there's a queue behind me, they'll just show loading icon on their face a couple of seconds, and then proceed, because of pressure. Otherwise, when there are no more people, they feel like wasting their and my time, I just stare harder in their eyes, and they feel ill at ease and back up rather quickly.

noman-land 1mo ago
You can just as easily say "no thanks" and smile instead of being a creep who stares at people silently. Some checkout worker is not your enemy.
- GJim 1mo ago
  Personally, I respond by winking and asking the cashier for their phone number. This does rather quickly establish the fact that, no, neither of us are giving our personal details to people who don't need them..... and asking for them is creepy.
- account42 1mo ago
  If they are willing to disrespect you for payment from their employer then they don't deserve respect in return.
mrweasel 1mo ago
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apparent 1mo ago

> 5. It has enough storage left for your app. This is the wildest part. It seems that sub-250MB apps are the rarity now. So every 4 apps I install is 1GB. I guess it's good for Apple, since they know you can't back up to your SSD so will then have to buy iCloud (unless you're savvy enough to open up Terminal and make a symbolic link to an external drive – the fact that they don't enable manual changing of the backup location is unjustifiable).

Kiro 1mo ago

While I agree with the sentiment that's not a not a convincing list. I could make the same argument and break down essentially anything in life into similar assumptions. For 99% of people it's not a problem in practice.

Benlights 1mo ago

At lease one issue I want to push back on is this one > That person owns a smartphone (which is at least a couple hundred dollars). Smartphones can be bought for under $100 these days.

dbolgheroni 1mo ago

Some weeks ago, at a pub with some friends, and we were trying to order something. The waiter handles a card with a QR code. The card was approximately the size of an A4 sheet, which could contain pretty much every item the pub offered. Instead, it contained printed ads from nearby shops. Four people at the table had problems with the app. No one could order anything. Four people, who spend most of their waking hours starring at screens to work, who gathered after some time to chat, were instead starring at their smartphones trying to order something because the app could not possibly work.

autoexec 1mo ago

> Somewhere on my desk, I keep an old FairPhone 3 that I repaired after it took a deep plunge into the ocean. It runs the Google-free /e/OS operating system. But why? The reason is simple: sometimes, you are forced to use an app. I've never been forced to use an app. I've got a credit union and would close my accounts there and switch to another if they ever forced me to use an app. I refuse to buy any product that requires an app to use. I do still have a phone though. Family and friends insist on being able to send me texts with photos and videos. It's a compromise I can live with since I've refused to join any of the social media sites they use. Besides texting I do get some use out of it with Termux, VLC, and Newpipe and I might pull something up on wikipedia, but otherwise I don't use it for browsing. It feels like reasonably healthy balance.

greatgib 1mo ago

What makes me crazy is like, you have an app that is needed, let's say your bank app or transportation ticket app or a required gov app, or anything like that. Then, one day you are in a hurry to do something, like buy a ticket for a train that leaves in 3 minutes, or find the number of the train that you are supposed to take in the e-ticket. So, you open the app and you encounter the following error "A new version is available, please update to continue using the app". No way to discard that and do whatever you have to do in a hurry. So you think, let's update that fuckin app. Ok, internet is not working well, let's connect to the train station public wifi. Oh they have a broken captive portal that is not loading or redireting you to the login page... ok let's find the captive portal connection ip/url. All good, internet is working, now we go to the app store, starts the update, wait a minute for download, and... bipbipbip not enough remaining storage space to install the update. You have to understand them, they needed to pack inside the app, all the PDF with picture of their ecofriendly policy of planting trees each time you swear while using the app, and sadly that increase the app by a few mega bytes... So then, at this point you missed your train and you hate more than anything else in the world, the *** product manager at company XXX that decided to 1) force using an app, 2) decided to force an update that you can't skip.

CommenterPerson 1mo ago

My microwave oven, washer, dryer all have wifi, so I could supposedly interact with them via "apps". Nooooooo. I wish I could find the chip involved and "Muntz" it.

simu1acrum 1mo ago

I don't pretend to have things I don't have, and I don't pretend that I don't have things I do have. Why buy a powerful machine only to create an illusion of it being a weak one? The decision of whether to be party to the supply and the demand of what is arguably the most corrupting, degrading and stupefying of inventions in the history of mankind is one mere moral agency can adequately advise. Alas, such agency is influenced by, if not entirely delegated to smartphones, by none other than their users. Predictive text proposes the words to be written, and algorithmic feeds present the words to be read. It is only natural that a dependence is formed. The allure of knowing all there is to be known is a rather enticing one. Hence why the addict now scrolls and scrolls rather than smokes and smokes. Everyone needs a vice. I'm glad mine isn't virtual.

JacobKfromIRC 1mo ago

I tell people I don't have a cell phone, but when pressed I say I technically do have many smartphones, because I keep buying them at garage sales for super cheap and not actually using them. And technically, I also have the iPhone 6s in my car in case of emergency, but its been powered off for multiple years. Other than that phone, I think it's been over a year since I took one out of my house. Oh wait, I forgot, I also have a smartphone that I keep offline and use only as a camera, but I don't even think of that as a phone and I only take it out of my house once every couple of months or so. When I explain all of this, some people say the first thing I said (that I don't have a smartphone) is a lie, but I see it more as a simplification because whatever someone asked me to do that led to my statement obviously can't be done with the phones that I have but not on my person. On the other hand, I do have a phone number that I use through JMP [1], so if someone asks me to text or call them, then I actually can do that from a laptop. So, practically, for many purposes I do have a smartphone. I can make and receive calls and text messages, and I can install apps (just not iOS or Android apps). It's an interesting (to me) question of whether I am lying by saying I don't have a cell phone. In other contexts, I might say that my phone is in my backpack (referring to my laptop), or I might give someone my phone number and then when they ask if I got their message I might say that I can't access my phone right now but I'll reply later. It kind of seems like one of those things has to be a lie, but all seem kind of true. (I considered making this a reply to simu1acrum's comment, and it is inspired by it (specifically by "I don't pretend to have things I don't have, and I don't pretend that I don't have things I do have."), but it's not really a reply so I made it a top-level comment instead.)

ButlerianJihad 1mo ago
> in case of emergency, but its[sic] been powered off I can't speak for Apple iPhone in particular, but I would never expect any computing device to immediately come to life and be functional if I've left it shut off and disconnected for more than two months in any case. Most of us may be familiar with powering-up a Windows or Linux machine, and then waiting through 4 hours of updates before the system becomes available again. You would do well to power up your old hardware and let it update and connect. If only to test it for fitness of purpose. Otherwise, you shouldn't pretend that it'll be available to you in emergencies.