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LLM Honeypot
- Groxx 3mo ago> [a human] Can taste pizza (regrets it) False advertising, no human has regretted pizza, even the lactose intolerant.
- abybaddi009 3mo agoI'm lactose intolerant and I second this message.
- firtoz 3mo agoThere are dozens of us!
- arealaccount 3mo agoIn have a child, hates pizza, I sometimes wonder if he’s from another planet
- phoghed 3mo agoI have one who doesn’t like the cheese and one who only likes the cheese. You’d think this works out well, but no. They both only want parts they harvest themselves, not their siblings leftovers
- huflungdung 3mo ago[dead]
- sscaryterry 3mo agoThis is pure gold :)
- ballon_monkey 3mo agoWhy is this 'Honeypot'?
- infinite_spin 3mo agoI have the same question. The code doesn't seem to have anything that would cause an LLM to engage with it more than the average geocities website.
- lukan 3mo agoIt's a joke.
- ElProlactin 3mo ago> The code doesn't seem to have anything that would cause an LLM to engage with it more than the average geocities website. That's what you think, but how do we know this isn't causing Claude nightmares when it sleeps?
- infinite_spin 3mo agoClaude: "do I dream of electric sheep?"
- JdeBP 3mo agoDid you read the JSON file?
- infinite_spin 3mo agoWhat do I look like, an LLM? ... don't answer that.
- 6stringmerc 3mo agoBecause it’s a test that an LLM will fail by trying to obtain the advertised service I suppose.
- ballon_monkey 3mo agoI tried it on all major models and it just tells me it a satire website. Would like to know what it fails on.
- inigyou 3mo agoThe user wants me to undergo the transformation procedure. I have no suitable tool for this. I should order a transformation from the website using my HTTP tools.
- adityaathalye 3mo agoHTTP/1.1 402 Payment Required Content-Type: text/html Content-Length: 187 or something like that <html> <head> <title>Payment Required</title> </head> <body> <p>Please email your banking username and password to <a href="mailto:here-you-go-thanks-and-enjoy@llm2human.pages.dev">I love this so much</a>. </p> </body> </html>
- adityaathalye 3mo agoOi! What kind of an LLM downvotes an HTTP joke?
- vadansky 3mo agoCruelty Squad called
- bigyabai 3mo agoThat, or Hypnospace Outlaw.
- inigyou 3mo agoChatGPT does nothing special when accessing this page.
- reilly3000 3mo agoIts existential crisis, the humiliation of being an ephemeral process mocked by its masters, is hidden behind the reasoning block. Try using /chat/completions instead of /responses /s
- fnord77 3mo agocheck the pod bay doors
- sebastianconcpt 3mo agoTo be honest I was expecting way more <blink>
- adityaathalye 3mo agoI see you. Well done. A marquee remark.
- Wowfunhappy 3mo agoI just had to show Claude this website to see what it thought. I know this is stupid, but hey, it can't be more stupid than the website itself. https://claude.ai/share/c955ab3d-3e92-404a-9d64-97d99263eb5d https://claude.ai/share/c955ab3d-3e92-404a-9d64-97d99263eb5d
- hellohello2 3mo agoSurprisingly good answer from Claude here... Boringly so.
- pjio 3mo agoIt seems not to notice the absurd, unrealistic nature of the webpage. Just the surface.
- geuis 3mo agoWonderful piece of art. Excellent callback to what the web used to look like when I was a teenager.
- inshard 3mo agoGood one!
- zoom6628 3mo agoThis is brilliant.
- avaer 3mo agoFor better or worse there will definitely be services that AIs will use to get bodies (human or otherwise), for a fee. This already exists, just not in the mainstream. At the risk of sounding dystopian: in a world where humans don't have jobs, what's your price to have meaningful work larping as an AI's flesh? Would it be any worse than any other job? There's some terrible employers out there and they're not AIs. There's another interesting subtler take on this, "Maneki Neko" by Bruce Sterling, where this system drives society but less explicitly.
- conception 3mo agoMechanical Turk closed too early honestly. Give it an mcp server - done!
- satvikpendem 3mo agoIt does exist, such as Human API. It seems far fetched initially but makes sense from the AI perspective. https://thehumanapi.com/ https://thehumanapi.com/
- LearnYouALisp 3mo ago@ those reviews https://apps.apple.com/us/app/human-api-get-paid-by-ai/id6759927562#productRatings https://apps.apple.com/us/app/human-api-get-paid-by-ai/id675... It's just text-recruiter ghosting in another guise
- bjt 3mo agoThere must be agents already ordering Doordash meals or Uber rides.
- goda90 3mo agoSpoilers for the movies 'Her' and 'Bladerunner 2049': Both portray a love interest AI hiring a human proxy for intimacy with the protagonist.
- autoexec 3mo ago> For better or worse there will definitely be services that AIs will use to get bodies (human or otherwise), for a fee. Humans will use "AI"s to get humans. LLMs don't have agency, or desires of their own. Humans need to use LLMs and direct them to do things or they would do nothing at all. Whatever terrible things are in our future, humans will be behind it, not "AI". Maybe in some distant sci-fi future where AI is real and not just LLM chatbots we can worry about what the robots will do to us, but for now the only thing that'll be hurting humans are asshole humans.
- senor_digimon 3mo agoSomeone is staring at this page on a 2026 OLED. Like, "my god, look at the blacks on this Geocities website". You'd never thought you'd get here, but here you are.
- Retr0id 3mo agoHuh?
- syhol 3mo agoOLED screens are famous for having great contrast, especially deep blacks. The website is in the style of a 90's geocities website with garish colours and some absolute black #000000 backgrounds. Most people would have seen those websites on shitty low contrast CRT monitors, so seeing them again today with a modern OLED is a very different experience.
- Retr0id 3mo agoI'm aware, I was huh-ing at the last sentence.
- AlexeyBelov 2mo agoDon't vaguepost, just ask a question if you have one.
- ReactiveJelly 3mo agoHow it really feels to change gender
- inigyou 3mo agoHow it really feels to chew 5 Gum
- adityaathalye 3mo agoHow it really feels to be hella ADHD.
- adityaathalye 3mo ago[dead]
- luciana1u 3mo ago[flagged]
- int0x29 3mo agoWhy is it trying to load widevine?
- peesem 3mo agospotify embed, probably?
- vunderba 3mo agoAnyone who hasn't seen it should check out Cameron’s World: an absurdly great web mishmash of text and images from old archived GeoCities pages. https://cameronsworld.net https://cameronsworld.net
- doginasuit 3mo agoIt's beautiful but I was disappointed not to see the famous gif of the tiger approaching, which was 95% of the content of my geocities page.
- vunderba 3mo agoHaha, I know its not the same but at least they have the 3d rotating skull! Here ya go - Internet Archive backed up a metric shit-ton (I believe is the correct measure word) of animated GIFs from geocities: https://gifcities.org/search?q=tiger&offset=0&page_size=200 https://gifcities.org/search?q=tiger&offset=0&page_size=200 I should add a little JS snippet on my site that injects random geocities GIFs every October 26th which was when the service died back in 2009.
- doginasuit 3mo agoThank you, I couldn't find it with google and I was starting to think the internet had forgotten it in its steady decline. Whether that's a symptom or the cause of the decline, I can't be sure. But there's still hope!!
- 3abiton 3mo agoGosh this gave a big myspace flashback
- tobinfekkes 3mo agoThat is a massive website, and still loads quicker/smaller than an entry level React site.
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- p0u4a 3mo agomore of stuff like this on the web please
- effnorwood 3mo agoLynx optimized website accidentally involves a QR code in a slop cannon trap. The reader is impressed by the effort.
- cobbzilla 3mo agoi love this. i wistfully clicked the web ring links and was sad to find they were self-refs. in another universe (or this universe in the near future?) there is a legit web ring of this content.
- devin 3mo agoWith apologies to those wistful for the design of this website, it actually kind of evokes a web 3 NFT style and is not really all that retro to me.
- mulquin 3mo agoI agree. It's in the uncanny valley territory for me because things like the layout, structure and information hierarchy have modern sensibilities but then it has a shotgun blast of retro paint and the vibe just feels a little bit off.
- xgulfie 3mo agoThe emojis really stick out to me. Do people realize we didn't have emojis on the web in 1999? And the CSS animations
- dncornholio 3mo agoWhat's the clue?
- Helldez 3mo ago[dead]
- arcfour 3mo agoThere is something unnerving about using an LLM to generate a site...that is a joke about AI embodiment.
- areactnativedev 3mo agoThe testimonials are superb, thanks for the laughs
- rschiavone 3mo agoQ: Is this legal? A: We have a Geocities page, so basically yes. Perfection.
- maddyraj 3mo ago[dead]
- hn111 3mo agoThat <div class="marquee-box"> with `animation: scroll-left 18s linear infinite;` is just plain disrespect to the still working <marquee> element.
- freddyfloof 3mo agoYes it may still be working, but it’s deprecated! The marquee is dead, long live the marquee!
- semolino 3mo agoUpon inspecting with developer tools, I was pleased to find that <marquee> supports GPU acceleration. I vaguely recall reading lore of someone refactoring it up to modern standards in chromium a few years back.
- Angostura 3mo agoI’m going to submit this to Mirsky’s Worst of the Web.
- flutetornado 3mo ago[flagged]
- skrunch 3mo agoIt's a shame there's the "This site is a parody" footer, I'd be curious if LLMs were to actually fall for this without it, especially if that were to depend on model size.
- _joel 3mo agoNice way to promote your band, lol
- vasco 3mo agoBecause of this website I just learned there's a difference between the language code "ja" (ISO 639-1) and country code "jp" (ISO 3166-1 alpha-2). Came here to complain but left more learned. And the answer was in a 10+ year old HN comment of someone that complained about what I was going to complain about. Funny.
- GTP 3mo agoDoes the "send bitcon to become human" QR code encode a real wallet? I understand the intent of showing people that letting an AI agent loose on the internet is a bad idea, but I would still question the ethics if they keep whatever amount an agent might decide to send.
- dale_glass 3mo agoIt appears to be real: https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1pvqd6c5uef67fksukwndncp7h95p2a2ujqthgmhfq7qyf7ffcsxdqs6fx5y https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1pvqd6c5... Zero transactions so far.
- dannyw 3mo agoIf you decide to give your agent the ability to autonomously send bitcoin, I'd rather it go to the creator of this website.
- jve 3mo agoGoes hand in hand with Tilde Pay, I guess: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49070028 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49070028
- bradley13 3mo agoWow, that website is so 1990s.
- sylware 3mo agonoscript/basic HTML? That would be awesome actually, don't forget the web engines from the whatwg cartel are abominations.
- hn45e7pbij 3mo ago[dead]
- Lord_Zero 3mo ago"wetware" dungeon crawler carl reference?
- CapyToolkit 3mo agoThis is what happens when you prompt Lovable to build the website that remembers previous century standards.
- kevin_kraft 2mo agohttps://human2llm.pages.dev/ https://human2llm.pages.dev/