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This reads like satire: The ability to cook with or without WiFi anywhere, anytime.
by userbinator 7mo ago
This reads like satire:
The ability to cook with or without WiFi anywhere, anytime.
- jgalt212 7mo agoJack Donaghy would ride this pitch right up to the C Suite. “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive”
- esquivalience 7mo agoI'd pay to cook with WiFi. Just imagine the signal strength!
- toast0 7mo agoIsn't that just a microwave oven, more or less?
- firtoz 7mo agoJust need to amplify it 10000 times
- userbinator 7mo agoOr 40dB. This is why those working with RF use dB --- power varies by orders of magnitude between the transmitter and receiver.
- RajT88 7mo agoSo - I know folks who have mulled over attaching the emitter of a microwave oven to a parabolic 2.4ghz antenna (indeed, same spectrum). It would be cool... For anyone who does not want children one day.
- duskdozer 7mo agoIf you can cook with it, just imagine what it's doing to your brain! Forget about 5G...
- toxik 7mo agoAnd in a bold face font: > You've always needed an account to operate your Joule Sous Vide with the Joule app. This is not a new requirement. Absolute comedy.
- ErroneousBosh 7mo agoIf you're not cooking with WiFi, you need more key-down transmit power. I'm currently full QRO on the 13cm band with something around 1600W EIRP CW, and will be for several minutes until the curry base defrosts.
- ThePowerOfFuet 7mo ago>WiFi >1600W EIRP Your local regulatory authority would like a word with you.
- ErroneousBosh 7mo agoI hold a licence that allows me to transmit on pretty much whatever frequency I like with as much power as I like, wherever I like. Someone has to test the transmitter before you hand it off to the customer. Also, I'm in the UK, where it's hard enough to get the regulatory authorities to do anything about people causing interferenced to licensed chunks of band. You can wipe out the whole of 2.4GHz if you like, you literally could not pay them to take an interest. Edit: also you have probably done the same a couple of times today too.
- Infernal 7mo agoSo I thought your initial comment was a (pretty good) joke about using a microwave oven, but now I’m not sure. Is this testing license you reference a continuation of the joke or a real thing?
- ErroneousBosh 7mo agoThe testing licence is real but the comment was a joke about microwaving some sauce base :-)