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This is where Tesla has a key advantage. Optimus can walk you to the kitchen to look for a Coke Zero. Google and OpenAI cannot compete with this.
by a4isms 10mo ago
This is where Tesla has a key advantage. Optimus can walk you to the kitchen to look for a Coke Zero. Google and OpenAI cannot compete with this.
- serf 10mo agothis is one of those HN style comments where business acumen and pertinent sarcasm are wholly indistinguishable .
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- iaw 10mo agoThank you for this comment, there is no way I could eloquently explain my read on the comment you're replying to the way you did.
- a4isms 10mo agoPoe's Law notwithstanding, I find it hard to believe that anyone would think I was making a good faith business acumen observation. If Optimus walks you to the kitchen to get a coke, what's Tesla's business model? Charge by the nanosecond for compute time?
- staticman2 10mo agoThe robot suggested a coke zero because it was paid to by the Coca-Cola Company. Now you'll need to buy more coke zero to replace what you drank.
- a4isms 10mo agoThe business model for Tesla and xAI is actually very simple and superior to OpenAI and Google's. No, this is not satire: The business model is that his companies are meme stocks, and controlling social media means controlling meme stocks. The business model is also that his companies require corporate socialism, and controlling social media means influencing government policy. He can talk about AI driving cars, but that's yesterday's news. Today, his business model for AI is to put his finger on the scale and influence society to help him become richer. AI is threatening to replace search, but in a way it's also threatening part of what social media provides, namely the ability to guide discourse at scale. What's easier: Getting his personal board to give him a trillion dollars, and shoring up public support for that with bias in his AI products and on X? Or building a trillion-dollar business? Elon Musk's business model for AI is actually quite easy to understand.
- dreamcompiler 10mo agoAnd just like all meme stocks and so-called stablecoins, it'll work until it doesn't. The fall will be dramatic.
- bdangubic 10mo agoit won’t be. the same sane argument was that “robotaxi” fall will be dramatic but it wasn’t, Musk, like Trump, is a master at manipulating masses and when thing du jour inevitably fails he’ll just pivot on an earnings call (and on “X” along the way) how “thing du jour is yesterday’s news” and he’s onto “next big thing” - data center on Jupiter that will replace all earth’s data centers or something like that :)
- idiotsecant 10mo agoStablecoins is a weird topic to randomly insert there. You want to elaborate on why all stablecoins will fail? This is a pretty ...novel take.
- daveguy 10mo agoStable coins fail when there's a run on the bank. Crypto is a wild west of unregulated banking. They have essentially become tools for money laundering and scam enablers, so it might take a while. But eventually the general public will say "no thanks" to a pain in the ass version of regular money. When the rush to the exits happen, the ~7 txn/s limit of Bitcoin will become painful.
- DonHopkins 10mo agoBut the damned robot keeps drinking all my Coke Zero!
- beefnugs 10mo agoSo lets see a $60k robot, lets say the whole economy crashes and money means nothing so they just call it $30k for kicks and giggles. Super cheap power since elon owns all the land now, he can have a tiny nuclear reactor every few house lengths. So $1 a day for power : 30365 / 365 days a year is about $80 a day in the first year, or maybe $40 a day assuming the reactors dont melt down for 2 years. So that is about 2 forced cokes down your throat per hour, 4 if you are a "known criminal" who is being robo-babysat. And that is still zero profit for elon because he has to shuffle all his assets around to the next farce of a fucking company
- pmontra 10mo agoThis is hypothetical, in the spirit of your "economy crashes and money means nothing": if one has zero profit (in dollars) but somehow manages to own all the land and run the country, I'd say he profited a lot. Land and ruling are more tangible than money.
- neilv 10mo agoPurchase/lease access to the hardware, subscription for the necessary online connectivity, and microtransactions for each actual use of it (ostensibly because of cloud compute, and that also means surveillance data is captured and monetized).
- wlesieutre 10mo agoSell you a $10,000 upgrade for Full Self Awareness capability then don’t deliver it an change the hardware requirements
- senordevnyc 10mo agoTesla doesn’t need a business model, they’re a meme stock.
- LanceJones 10mo agoPerhaps. I suppose the biggest in history then? $1.4T valuation and 60% of shares held by non-meme institutions (like pension funds, S&P tracking ETFs, etc) when you factor out insiders.
- bdangubic 10mo ago“The market can remain irrational longer than …” - John Maynard Keynes.
- eastbound 10mo agoOh, so that’s from him. This is the most state-interventionist economist. The fact that state actors trusted him for their policy since 1929 has more to do with a convergence of interests than rationality. I’m not surprised that he started the ideology that markets were irrational.
- senordevnyc 10mo agoHere’s a similar quote from the great enemy of markets, Benjamin Graham: “In the short run, the market is a voting machine but in the long run, it is a weighing machine.”
- wnmurphy 10mo agoNot saying that the stock isn't a meme stock, but my car literally drives itself everywhere. Tesla has many business models.
- idiotsecant 10mo agoOnly on HN can you say something so obviously true and have a reply section full of uhm ackshuwllys.
- dr_kretyn 10mo agoI'm still unsure whether you're Musk's fanboy or making a joke.
- iosguyryan 10mo agoUsers will get used to ensuring a stable supply of said sponsored products, otherwise Optimus may get mad if said product was not in the fridge.
- ljm 10mo agoI enjoy the implied threat of being escorted to get a branded drink, and then getting frog marched to the local store if you’re out of supply.
- reactordev 10mo agoUnless you’re not white, in which case it will spout nazi propaganda at you while starving you by refusing you entry to your fridge. Let’s not sugar coat the future here. Every time a tech bro says “Making the world a better place”, someone’s rights are being violated.