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Reading this, I thought some madman was milking a Cape water buffalo, which have been known to beat lions in 1-v-1 fights, and is only capable of one emotion: m
by FredPret 1y ago
Reading this, I thought some madman was milking a Cape water buffalo, which have been known to beat lions in 1-v-1 fights, and is only capable of one emotion: murder.
But turns out this milk is from the Asian water buffalo, which is even bigger than the African kind, but can be domesticated.
- technothrasher 1y agoNot to rain on your buffalo vs lion parade, but the Cape buffalo is a sub-species of the African buffalo, not the water buffalo. There's no such thing as a Cape water buffalo.
- _9ptr 1y agohttps://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-10-23 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-10-23
- skylurk 1y agohttps://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-...
- FredPret 1y agoI stand corrected. I meant Cape buffalo, member of the Big Five, and certainly unmilkable
- api 1y agoNow someone’s gonna go milk Cape buffalo to make deadly lion smashing death buffalo cheese to sell on Joe Rogan. Kinda like that killer bee honey thing.
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- idontwantthis 1y agoI saw an Asian water buffalo almost gore Scott Stokely in Cambodia. Fortunately it was on a short rope and when it’s farmer mama came out and slapped it, it calmed down. The thing was probably 3 tons!
- decimalenough 1y agoFun fact: in Thailand, a common derogatory term for westerners, or any kind of big, stupid creature, is water buffalo (ควาย khwai).
- aitchnyu 1y agoMalayalam speaker here, പോത്ത് (potthu) for big and/or clumsy people.
- colingauvin 1y agoI was surprised to find that there is an Italian Mediterranean buffalo species/breed [1] that is thought to be descended from an altogether distinct lineage that went extinct around the last ice age [2]. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Mediterranean_buffalo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Mediterranean_buffalo [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubalus_murrensis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubalus_murrensis
- pm3003 1y ago"Italian" (and Egyptian) water buffaloes are not really bigger than regular cows. They are said to have come to the Middle East then to Italy through gifts from the Arabs or by Crusaders I believe.
- hi_hi 1y agoI've always wondered, who was the first person to milk a cow, and then...drink it?
- verbify 1y agoThis reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes comic: https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/1gc8af/why_do_we_drink_cow_milk_one_of_my_personal_favs/ https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/1gc8af/why...
- xeromal 1y agoI'm sure there was an element of relating to how humans do the same thing but we can make this thing always produce milk and we can't with humans