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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
by chrisco255 3y ago
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- reactordev 3y agoWrong, you don’t come back from a Chuck Norris experience. If death is waiting for us all, Chuck Norris is waiting for death. Chuck Norris will live forever. When Chuck Norris gets old, he’ll just kick his own ass into shape. Chuck Norris will have the quickening like the Highlander and pass the torch to another Chuck Norris that looks just like him. Fun fact, Chuck Norris’ youngest son - Dakota - is a 5th degree black belt and a 5-time UFAF champion. (mind blown)
- jimmydddd 3y agoThanks! This cheered me up. Hadn't seen the Chuck Norris meme in a while. Not sure if it died out or I just don't hang out at the right places on the Web anymore?
- throw0101a 3y agoSince this is HN, it is obligatory that this link about Bruce Schneier be posted: * https://www.schneierfacts.com https://www.schneierfacts.com
- fennecfoxy 3y agoChuck Norris is a misogynistic homophobe who seems to think that the bad-ass TV version of him is him irl. https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/03/07/chuck-norris-thinks-schools-are-too-gay https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/03/07/chuck-no... etc.
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- chrisco255 3y agoThis is 12 year old rage bait from a trash tabloid clickfarm. Why are you even?
- allarm 3y agoBecause some people are just full of hate.