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As I have observed in other contexts ( https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1463749947858165761 https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1463749947858165761 ), many peo

As I have observed in other contexts ( https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1463749947858165761 https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1463749947858165761 ), many people who say "Ugh, I cannot reach a real human" have in fact spoken to several humans, repeatedly and at length, and are imprecisely stating their desire to speak to a person who would agree with their view of the facts and swiftly enact the resolution that they prefer. We offer (human-powered, somewhat obviously?) support via a variety of methods 24/7; time for us to reply to email is generally a few minutes. Could we do this better? Yes, and I hope we continue doing it better; if anyone ever has an interaction where we don't meet the bar please flag to us.

ziddoap 4y ago
In this specific case, the OP claims that the call and chat options are greyed out, leaving only e-mail and social media. E-mail, they claim, is bot responses only. While I understand you can't comment on the specifics of this case, can you speak generally about whether or not disabling the phone/chat support buttons is a part of some standard process?
- patio11 4y ago
  Speaking generally, chat and phone support are designed to provide immediate round-the-clock service to a wide range of issues but not literally every type of issue that a financial institution has to be able to deal with. Sometimes, a financial institution might only be able, due to staffing or other considerations, to deal with you asynchronously in writing, perhaps from e.g. a group of professionals who are not as numerous as front-line user operations.
  - sph 4y ago
    This is a roundabout non-answer that doesn't explain why chat and phone support were/are greyed out. Are you just trying to say "we're so short staffed, there's no one to answer your messages, let alone your calls?"
    - whiddershins 4y ago
      What he is saying is that in the instance of a fraud concern, they don’t have people who can talk about it available 24/7.
      - Dylan16807 4y ago
        They don't have it 24/7. That's part of the answer. But that kind of phrasing leaves a big gap. Do they offer it during some hours? Which hours? Or do they offer it never? There's a big difference between "call and chat are only extended beyond business hours for certain issues" and "call and chat are only ever for certain issues". The response here could mean either.
    - dceddia 4y ago
      On this page where it pops up a support window, https://support.stripe.com/?contact=true https://support.stripe.com/?contact=true (you might need to be logged in to see it) there's a dropdown with various choices, and the Chat and Call buttons get enabled or disabled depending on what you choose from the dropdown. In the default state with no option chosen, all 3 buttons are grayed out, but a lot of the options seem to enable all 3 buttons.
civilized 4y ago
> imprecisely stating their desire to speak to a person who would agree with their view of the facts and swiftly enact the resolution that they prefer. Wow, one reply in and we're already seeing open contempt for this type of troublesome customer. What nerve, expecting a payment processor to promptly process payments and make funds accessible to the account holder. This reply is going to look monumentally bad if the customer ends up being right about how they were treated.
- austenallred 4y ago
  The Reddit thread shows that OP has interacted with Stripe through Twitter DMs at a minimum.
  - notinfuriated 4y ago
    Yes, this happened in the thread, after other people suggested it when he asked for help connecting with a human. So if the purpose of your comment is to support the idea that, many people who say "Ugh, I cannot reach a real human" have in fact spoken to several humans, repeatedly and at length, then you do not have enough information to support that here. The statement that he never talked to a human could be true at the point in time when he first made the claim in his reddit post.
- wernercd 4y ago
  > This reply is going to look monumentally bad if the customer ends up being right about how they were treated. And will you say the opposite when the opposite is true? Other comments mention facts about how the OP tried to do something outside of normal and the response is expected for "abnormal" behavior on an account. Anger against companies is one thing... but will you defend them when it turns out the company is in the right or is this only a one sided comment?
KingOfCoders 4y ago
This comment should make every Stripe customer run. You've build up an incredible amount of kudos with your comments and blog posts over the last decade+ here and are willing to burn it for a corporation in a moment? Earning trust takes a long time, losing trust only takes the blink of an eye.
- snovv_crash 4y ago
  The guy tried to use a cellphone shop account to sell a used van via credit card. If I was Stripe I'd be holding the money until the chargeback period was over too.
  - KingOfCoders 4y ago
    They should not accept the payment and then keep the money. Why not reject it in the first place (too large of an amount)? $3000 reasons.
    - pirate787 4y ago
      They aren't "keeping the money," it is in escrow until the dispute period ends.
      - joshmanders 4y ago
        And who owns this "escrow"? I bet it's Stripe. That money is sitting in their accounts collecting interest that they definitely want (spoiler, they make money off keeping your money in your accounts not just off processing fees).
  - Dylan16807 4y ago
    Is selling a van universally against the terms of service? Especially a cellphone shop van? If it was just bad communication about what this specific business uses the card for, it seems like that should be resolvable without waiting out the chargeback period.
westonplatter0 4y ago
I can attest to this. The small company I was working for got card tested (scammers use hundreds of stolen cards to see if they work). I called customer support and talked with a human on a Friday night at 8pm for 15 minutes about our options. 2-3 days later, I chatted with someone from the fraud team. I was surprised by the high touch service even though didn't have a lot of volume (new account w/ less than $10k of transactions).
- pirate787 4y ago
  Agree. I've been a Stripe customer pretty much since they launched, I'm small potatoes but they have always been very responsive and with smart support staff.
baggachipz 4y ago
"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the customers who are wrong."
ryandrake 4y ago
I’m not a Stripe customer, but I’ve often ended calls with other companies’ human tech support thinking “wow, I wish I could talk to a human.” Not because they didn’t take my side, but because I might as well have been talking to a chatbot. Many companies’ tier 1 support can’t go off script, can’t offer creative solutions that are even slightly off the rails, can’t make exceptions, can’t apply human reason or good judgment, can’t update fields in their screens that are read-only… they are basically IVR systems that eat lunch. So I can emphasize with the feeling that customers are always interacting with an API.
- Khoth 4y ago
  Yeah, I'm also not a stripe customer, but it's not unusual for me to email a company, and get back a canned response to a tangentially related question I didn't ask. If I then reply and try to clarify what I meant, I get back exactly the same canned response. I don't know whether it's a chatbot spitting out replies based on keyword matching, or whether it's a human with a "responses per hour" performance target which doesn't give them time to read the emails they're replying to, but either way it's very different from the "talking to a human" experience I'm used to from daily life. (And it's not a case of a correct process coming to a result I don't enjoy, except in a very narrow sense. "I understand your request and the answer is no" would be an improvement over what I often get)
  - unsupp0rted 4y ago
    This happened to me with Tinder, when I begged them for 2 weeks before expiration to let me renew my grandfathered Platinum membership, since my card wasn't showing up. Their canned response kept saying the account will auto-renew, no matter how I worded "no it won't, because you don't seem to have my card on file, even though my card hasn't changed". Then, when the account didn't auto-renew because they didn't have any card on file, their canned response switched to "create a new Platinum account" (with much worse benefits). I requested that this be the same grandfathered type of Platinum account that I lost. Their canned response was that I should create a new Platinum account. I said okay, but I want the same benefits I lost. Their canned response was that I should create a new Platinum account. I created a new Platinum account. It had much worse benefits. Approximately one week later, I was permanently banned from Tinder for violating community standards without explanation (after having been a nice member of the community for the past year on Platinum and continuing to be one).
Tryk 4y ago
So in your first post you state: >We don't comment publicly on individual customers. This is an important part of customer privacy and we're serious about it. But then you heavily imply that the user ("Many people who say...") is a liar? Bad look. What does "human-powered support" even mean? Is this weasel speak for a chatbot or do you mean actual people replying to support claims?
mindslight 4y ago
> We offer (human-powered, somewhat obviously?) support via a variety of methods 24/7 > time for us to reply to email is generally a few minutes These two assertions are conflicting. A few minutes is not nearly enough time for a human to understand and address a support request. So like most companies, it sounds like Stripe is actually running automated support behind a fleshy humanesque interface. Don't delude yourselves into thinking that this counts as "human-powered" support.
- patmcc 4y ago
  Have you ever worked in a support role? A few minutes is plenty for >95% of support requests. Those last few percent can certainly be a doozy though.
  - mindslight 4y ago
    Tech support, a long time ago, in which the quick calls were extremely rare. Diagnosing a problem on the customers end or on our end, each took a lot of time. I've also wasted hours of my life on hold with customer service "people" who, in the best case, take 5 minutes to hear my situation, 15 minutes to check into it, 5 more minutes to apparently not do the thing they said they were going to do, and 0 seconds to forget about all these details after hanging up, meaning I had to go through the same pattern all again the next call. Even in the cases where I've directed reps to look at previous tickets for history, half the time they still can't find it. I'm sure that there are many people that use support instead of clicking around to the right option on the website, even though that seems abhorrent waste of time to anyone with half a clue. But companies optimizing for this are doing a disservice to everyone that is only using higher touch methods because they're trying to solve uncommon situations. I can believe that "modern" support only takes a few minutes per the request, because each individual request is itself just a cog in the larger machine. When I spend an hour on the phone, bounced back and forth between 3-4 departments, how long was each of those conversations? Like so many things these days, the problem is with the overall constructive behavior rather than the myopic metrics that have been over optimized. And don't get me started on those useless freeform voice prompts. Don't make the customer distill their problem down into a curt description, because once again, they're likely calling with a weird problem. Just give me the numeric options that mirror your business structure and I'll pick the most appropriate one, thank you.

ziddoap 4y ago

In this specific case, the OP claims that the call and chat options are greyed out, leaving only e-mail and social media. E-mail, they claim, is bot responses only. While I understand you can't comment on the specifics of this case, can you speak generally about whether or not disabling the phone/chat support buttons is a part of some standard process?

patio11 4y ago
Speaking generally, chat and phone support are designed to provide immediate round-the-clock service to a wide range of issues but not literally every type of issue that a financial institution has to be able to deal with. Sometimes, a financial institution might only be able, due to staffing or other considerations, to deal with you asynchronously in writing, perhaps from e.g. a group of professionals who are not as numerous as front-line user operations.
- sph 4y ago
  This is a roundabout non-answer that doesn't explain why chat and phone support were/are greyed out. Are you just trying to say "we're so short staffed, there's no one to answer your messages, let alone your calls?"
  - whiddershins 4y ago
    What he is saying is that in the instance of a fraud concern, they don’t have people who can talk about it available 24/7.
    - Dylan16807 4y ago
      They don't have it 24/7. That's part of the answer. But that kind of phrasing leaves a big gap. Do they offer it during some hours? Which hours? Or do they offer it never? There's a big difference between "call and chat are only extended beyond business hours for certain issues" and "call and chat are only ever for certain issues". The response here could mean either.
  - dceddia 4y ago
    On this page where it pops up a support window, https://support.stripe.com/?contact=true https://support.stripe.com/?contact=true (you might need to be logged in to see it) there's a dropdown with various choices, and the Chat and Call buttons get enabled or disabled depending on what you choose from the dropdown. In the default state with no option chosen, all 3 buttons are grayed out, but a lot of the options seem to enable all 3 buttons.

civilized 4y ago

> imprecisely stating their desire to speak to a person who would agree with their view of the facts and swiftly enact the resolution that they prefer. Wow, one reply in and we're already seeing open contempt for this type of troublesome customer. What nerve, expecting a payment processor to promptly process payments and make funds accessible to the account holder. This reply is going to look monumentally bad if the customer ends up being right about how they were treated.

austenallred 4y ago
The Reddit thread shows that OP has interacted with Stripe through Twitter DMs at a minimum.
- notinfuriated 4y ago
  Yes, this happened in the thread, after other people suggested it when he asked for help connecting with a human. So if the purpose of your comment is to support the idea that, many people who say "Ugh, I cannot reach a real human" have in fact spoken to several humans, repeatedly and at length, then you do not have enough information to support that here. The statement that he never talked to a human could be true at the point in time when he first made the claim in his reddit post.
wernercd 4y ago
> This reply is going to look monumentally bad if the customer ends up being right about how they were treated. And will you say the opposite when the opposite is true? Other comments mention facts about how the OP tried to do something outside of normal and the response is expected for "abnormal" behavior on an account. Anger against companies is one thing... but will you defend them when it turns out the company is in the right or is this only a one sided comment?

KingOfCoders 4y ago

This comment should make every Stripe customer run. You've build up an incredible amount of kudos with your comments and blog posts over the last decade+ here and are willing to burn it for a corporation in a moment? Earning trust takes a long time, losing trust only takes the blink of an eye.

snovv_crash 4y ago
The guy tried to use a cellphone shop account to sell a used van via credit card. If I was Stripe I'd be holding the money until the chargeback period was over too.
- KingOfCoders 4y ago
  They should not accept the payment and then keep the money. Why not reject it in the first place (too large of an amount)? $3000 reasons.
  - pirate787 4y ago
    They aren't "keeping the money," it is in escrow until the dispute period ends.
    - joshmanders 4y ago
      And who owns this "escrow"? I bet it's Stripe. That money is sitting in their accounts collecting interest that they definitely want (spoiler, they make money off keeping your money in your accounts not just off processing fees).
- Dylan16807 4y ago
  Is selling a van universally against the terms of service? Especially a cellphone shop van? If it was just bad communication about what this specific business uses the card for, it seems like that should be resolvable without waiting out the chargeback period.

westonplatter0 4y ago

I can attest to this. The small company I was working for got card tested (scammers use hundreds of stolen cards to see if they work). I called customer support and talked with a human on a Friday night at 8pm for 15 minutes about our options. 2-3 days later, I chatted with someone from the fraud team. I was surprised by the high touch service even though didn't have a lot of volume (new account w/ less than $10k of transactions).

pirate787 4y ago
Agree. I've been a Stripe customer pretty much since they launched, I'm small potatoes but they have always been very responsive and with smart support staff.

baggachipz 4y ago

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the customers who are wrong."

ryandrake 4y ago

I’m not a Stripe customer, but I’ve often ended calls with other companies’ human tech support thinking “wow, I wish I could talk to a human.” Not because they didn’t take my side, but because I might as well have been talking to a chatbot. Many companies’ tier 1 support can’t go off script, can’t offer creative solutions that are even slightly off the rails, can’t make exceptions, can’t apply human reason or good judgment, can’t update fields in their screens that are read-only… they are basically IVR systems that eat lunch. So I can emphasize with the feeling that customers are always interacting with an API.

Khoth 4y ago
Yeah, I'm also not a stripe customer, but it's not unusual for me to email a company, and get back a canned response to a tangentially related question I didn't ask. If I then reply and try to clarify what I meant, I get back exactly the same canned response. I don't know whether it's a chatbot spitting out replies based on keyword matching, or whether it's a human with a "responses per hour" performance target which doesn't give them time to read the emails they're replying to, but either way it's very different from the "talking to a human" experience I'm used to from daily life. (And it's not a case of a correct process coming to a result I don't enjoy, except in a very narrow sense. "I understand your request and the answer is no" would be an improvement over what I often get)
- unsupp0rted 4y ago
  This happened to me with Tinder, when I begged them for 2 weeks before expiration to let me renew my grandfathered Platinum membership, since my card wasn't showing up. Their canned response kept saying the account will auto-renew, no matter how I worded "no it won't, because you don't seem to have my card on file, even though my card hasn't changed". Then, when the account didn't auto-renew because they didn't have any card on file, their canned response switched to "create a new Platinum account" (with much worse benefits). I requested that this be the same grandfathered type of Platinum account that I lost. Their canned response was that I should create a new Platinum account. I said okay, but I want the same benefits I lost. Their canned response was that I should create a new Platinum account. I created a new Platinum account. It had much worse benefits. Approximately one week later, I was permanently banned from Tinder for violating community standards without explanation (after having been a nice member of the community for the past year on Platinum and continuing to be one).

Tryk 4y ago

So in your first post you state: >We don't comment publicly on individual customers. This is an important part of customer privacy and we're serious about it. But then you heavily imply that the user ("Many people who say...") is a liar? Bad look. What does "human-powered support" even mean? Is this weasel speak for a chatbot or do you mean actual people replying to support claims?

mindslight 4y ago

> We offer (human-powered, somewhat obviously?) support via a variety of methods 24/7 > time for us to reply to email is generally a few minutes These two assertions are conflicting. A few minutes is not nearly enough time for a human to understand and address a support request. So like most companies, it sounds like Stripe is actually running automated support behind a fleshy humanesque interface. Don't delude yourselves into thinking that this counts as "human-powered" support.

patmcc 4y ago
Have you ever worked in a support role? A few minutes is plenty for >95% of support requests. Those last few percent can certainly be a doozy though.
- mindslight 4y ago
  Tech support, a long time ago, in which the quick calls were extremely rare. Diagnosing a problem on the customers end or on our end, each took a lot of time. I've also wasted hours of my life on hold with customer service "people" who, in the best case, take 5 minutes to hear my situation, 15 minutes to check into it, 5 more minutes to apparently not do the thing they said they were going to do, and 0 seconds to forget about all these details after hanging up, meaning I had to go through the same pattern all again the next call. Even in the cases where I've directed reps to look at previous tickets for history, half the time they still can't find it. I'm sure that there are many people that use support instead of clicking around to the right option on the website, even though that seems abhorrent waste of time to anyone with half a clue. But companies optimizing for this are doing a disservice to everyone that is only using higher touch methods because they're trying to solve uncommon situations. I can believe that "modern" support only takes a few minutes per the request, because each individual request is itself just a cog in the larger machine. When I spend an hour on the phone, bounced back and forth between 3-4 departments, how long was each of those conversations? Like so many things these days, the problem is with the overall constructive behavior rather than the myopic metrics that have been over optimized. And don't get me started on those useless freeform voice prompts. Don't make the customer distill their problem down into a curt description, because once again, they're likely calling with a weird problem. Just give me the numeric options that mirror your business structure and I'll pick the most appropriate one, thank you.