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God-Emperor of Scrum. The code must flow.

• courtf 6y ago
  Now fly my scrumlings! Bring me their estimates! Eeehehehe
  • DoofusOfDeath 6y ago
    Meh. A real Evil Scrum Lord makes his victims enter the data by themselves into Jira.
    • bitwize 6y ago
      Twice. Once in points after Planning Poker has sized the story -- the second time in hours.
      • TedDoesntTalk 6y ago
        OMG planning poker. Never again.
    • Aeolun 6y ago
      Hell no. At least then I know it’s entered in a sensible way. If I let the scrum lord do it it’ll be a mess.
• lordnacho 6y ago
  In the grim darkness of the future, there is only Scrum!