Hi mattashii, This is the police. We have reason to believe you've witnessed a crime somewhere at some time. Please willingly give us all of your electronics

Hi mattashii, This is the police. We have reason to believe you've witnessed a crime somewhere at some time. Please willingly give us all of your electronics right now. Yes we know you need them for work, for living, and that they cost thousands of USD. No we cant tell you when we'll give them back. Thanks Politie