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Stop Calling Yourself a Rockstar and a Ninja
- Tichy 16y agoI've never heard a developer call himself rockstar or ninja.
- cheald 16y agoGoogle is quite enlightening. http://www.google.com/search?q=I+am+a+css+ninja http://www.google.com/search?q=I+am+a+css+ninja
- Scriptor 16y agoThe only times I've seen "rockstar" or "ninja" used to describe programmers is in job descriptions. People try to make an otherwise run-of-the-mill web dev job sound interesting by making it sound casual and fun.
- tshtf 16y agoA search on Linked In for "ninja" suggests otherwise.
- byoung2 16y agoPeople try to make an otherwise run-of-the-mill web dev job sound interesting by making it sound casual and fun Just like this: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/web/1852182884.html http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/web/1852182884.html
- aplusbi 16y agoUnless of course, you actually are a rockstar.
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- tomh- 16y agoI've actually never seen anyone on the internet calling themselves a 'rockstar' or 'ninja' in a software related context. They always call others 'rockstars' or 'ninja's'
- fun2have 16y agoBob Geldof? Boomtown Rats to Deckchair.com In the late 90s, when Bob encountered problems booking a family holiday over the Internet for his children and his French actress girlfriend Jeanne Marine, Geldof founded online travel agent Deckchair.com. See: http://www.personallyspeaking.co.uk/sir_bob_geldof__147.html http://www.personallyspeaking.co.uk/sir_bob_geldof__147.html John Perry Barlow: Grateful Dead to EFF. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow
- ZachPruckowski 16y agoI sneak into concerts dressed in all black, incapacitate the drummer with the hilt of my katana, and fill in during the solos using my nunchucks as drumsticks without anyone noticing the difference (except for the occasional "man, the drummer's more awesome than usual tonight" comment). May I still call myself a Ninja Rockstar?
- pxlpshr 16y agoThere's something to be said for misplaced egos, but spending half a breath indirectly reaffirming that titles are pointless in startups... is pointless.
- eof 16y agoI am confused by the immediateness of this going to the top of HN, it seems to lack any real substance. As others have said, people don't call themselves 'rock stars' and 'ninjas', people look for them. Beyond that, using the definition that refers to the traditional use of the words rather than the idiosyncratic ones to show you don't want a 'ninja' or 'rockstar' is so fucking cheap it hurts.
- jlujan 16y agoI think the expediency by which it arrived at the top might possibly be indicative of how many people have exactly the same sentiment. Possibly we were all just waiting for some one to say it first. Put our disdain for the phrase in text.
- scott_s 16y agoExcept I've heard the sentiment expressed on HN for years.
- TristanKromer 16y agoI agree on the no substance part....and I wrote it. Was very shocked that this post got any traction and now I'm curious about it from a sociology / marketing point of view.
- WillyF 16y agoCall yourself whatever you want. Just back it up.
- Jun8 16y agoWhich brings to mind the question: How many rock stars are programmers? There are quite a few coder-artist types, thanks mainly to Processing, but I've yet to hear about a coder rock star (let alone, of course, a coder ninja, but those are, you know, reclusive by nature).
- gthank 16y agoI wouldn't call them stars, but I know at least two programmers (assuming one hasn't moved on to managing programmers) that play in rock bands. Does that count?
- joezydeco 16y agoTodd Rundgren writes a lot of his own stuff. He's been coding since the Apple ][ days and even sold a graphics package for the early drawing tablets: http://www.edibleapple.com/the-first-apple-tablet-from-1979/ http://www.edibleapple.com/the-first-apple-tablet-from-1979/
- Jun8 16y agoI just checked this guy from your link and WOW! I didn't know such people existed. Will listen to his music tonight. Thanks!
- joezydeco 16y agoPersonally I think Rundgren is an acquired taste, like Zappa. But give it a shot. He's also produced some amazing albums for other groups (XTC's Skylarking being my favorite).
- techdmn 16y agoI think Dave Mustaine was doing HTML work, at least for a while. Can't seem to find a reference though, and that doesn't really count in my book. :)
- maukdaddy 16y agoAm I the only one who actually does not apply to job descriptions asking for a rockstar/ninja?
- TristanKromer 16y agoI actually applied for one job labelled "product manager rockstar" when I first saw the term. But that was mostly because I had been playing music onstage for ten years and I thought it would be funny to put that in my resume and send it in.
- SandB0x 16y agoI just searched Monster.co.uk for "ninja". Two out of the three jobs returned were for marketing/finance jobs at Google, and in both the matching sentence was: "You must be a spreadsheet ninja to apply."
- mortenjorck 16y agoSpreadsheet. Ninja. I'm having trouble thinking of two more depressingly diametrically opposed words.
- po 16y agoI've met spreadsheet ninjas before. I only just barely escaped that meeting.
- mortenjorck 16y agoI have actually seen some rather amazing spreadsheets before, but I think of their creators less as ninjas and more as... perhaps mad scientists?
- yanowitz 16y agoA new trend -- the anti rock-star/ninja listing. This one caught my eye: http://jobs.github.com/positions/4463ed90-a175-11df-9567-22d639a766d0 http://jobs.github.com/positions/4463ed90-a175-11df-9567-22d...
- imns 16y agoIt's funny now these trends work. I remember the first time I heard a someone refer to themselves as a ninja and I thought it was so cool. It was this guy that had an ad on CSS Mania, if that tells you how long ago it was. About 3-4 months ago I was sitting in class and heard my teacher talking about how all the kids want to be called rockstars and ninjas and I knew the trend was dead.
- patio11 16y agoI used "rockstar" to fairly decent effect in one job solicitation. It worked in context: http://davidcrow.ca/jobs/1888/bandzoogle-rockstar-web-designer-telecommute http://davidcrow.ca/jobs/1888/bandzoogle-rockstar-web-design... I am told the company was quite happy with the solicitation and it apparently got them the kind of applicants they wanted, so win win.
- Ardit20 16y agoStop telling me what to do!
- cjeane 16y agoStop Calling Yourself a Rockstar, let us do it for you. http://www.startupsquare.com/index.php?id=people http://www.startupsquare.com/index.php?id=people
- jrockway 16y agoHilarious. Much easier to blog something than to change something.
- jamesseda 16y agoI would use them but I only hire ninjas.
- TristanKromer 16y agoTotally correct! Had been meaning to change it, then crashed out. Woke up to shock that someone reads my blog. Then changed it. By the way...now accepting applications for a copywriter. I am very very bad at headlines. :(
- dpcan 16y agoDoes this guy believe that when coders call themselves rockstars and ninjas they ACTUALLY mean rockstars and ninjas? I'm confused by the article. The humor is dry and I honestly can't tell if he really thinks we are serious about the terms. He couldn't actually think so... right? Nobody tell this guy he has "killer shoes" because he may start to think his feet are out to get him.
- tome 16y agoNo, he's saying the analogies are far short of appropriate: Seriously guys…I’m sure we can think of some ego flattering terms for a good programmer that don’t immediately imply that hiring them would be an act of blatant stupidity. I’m open to suggestions.
- TristanKromer 16y agoThanks for the clarification. Also I just thought it was funny. And yes...my humor is dry. It's my English half.
- dpcan 16y agoAh ha, so is English not your first language? If so, that may be part of why this didn't work for me. I don't think that when we say "Ninja" or "Rockstar" we are even remotely referring to their actual definitions or what they really are in the real world. A "Ninja", where I'm from, is considered swift, quiet, stealth, accurate and focused. A "Rockstar" is just bigger than life, someone others can only aspire to be but few will ever be.
- TristanKromer 16y agoEnglish is my first language. American, not as much..and SV slang most definitely not. I actually like the term ninja when applied to IT depts because I actually do want my router installed without having to hear Samurai war cries. But coding? I admittedly don't get it. There is way too much baggage in those terms. Perhaps from being in the music industry for too many years. All in all, I just think the ninja / rockstar meme jumped the shark long ago (how's that for slang?) to the point that I actually irritated myself while writing web site copy using those very words. Anyway, no offense intended.
- voidpointer 16y agoI find it quite practical that a certain type of people started to attach these rockstar/ninja labels to themselves. This way it becomes very easy to spot the douchebags. The same goes for job listings that state these terms. Why would a smart person care to work for a company that actively seeks to hire douchebags?
- psawaya 16y agoThe biggest takeaway I got from this article is that I should start calling myself a code samurai.
- TristanKromer 16y agoTry Kensai.
- afshin 16y agoI think the problem is on the demand side: its employers posting jobs with ridiculous titles. I don't think applicants are walking around calling themselves ninjas or pirates or rockstars.
- api 16y ago... and a "thought leader." [vomit]
- cheald 16y agoI rather like the terms "rockstar" and "ninja". When people use them in their blog bios, it's generally a pretty good sign that they're not an expert at their tradecraft. When you need to co-opt trendy terms to sell yourself rather than letting your work stand on its own, there's a problem. If there's something I've learned about programmers, it's that the best ones know how much they don't know and generally tend to have some measure of humility about that; it's usually the newbies that feel the need to fluff themselves up with "code ninja" and "VB rockstar". Job descriptions get a pass, since their job is to stand out.
- malbiniak 16y agoOh Twitter and your timely relevance. "Super America seeking 'Customer Service Superstars' — Factor that in next time your agency posts an opening for a 'Project Manager Rockstar'" http://twitter.com/threevolts/status/20800932029 http://twitter.com/threevolts/status/20800932029
- stralep 16y agoI would say that this picture is appropriate :) http://johnstamosfever.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ninjas-and-guitars.jpg http://johnstamosfever.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ninjas-an...
- acangiano 16y agoMaestro is my favorite term for someone who is truly a master of this craft.
- teye 16y agoStop writing posts warning against use of these terms. You're too late. The tide turned long ago, and the ones who were there already made the announcement.
- openfly 16y agoI am a pretty pretty princess. How is that?
- TristanKromer 16y agoI've just been heavily criticized for not knowing that ninja is not a class in WoW. Should I feel chastised for being ignorant? Or blessed that I don't spend that much time playing video games?
- Qz 16y agoThe article links to this article (via the ninja picture): http://mettadore.com/ruby/so-you-want-to-hire-a-ninja-do-you/ http://mettadore.com/ruby/so-you-want-to-hire-a-ninja-do-you... Which seems to do a much better job of addressing the point.