yikesonbikes

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   by yikesonbikes 4y ago

   Since the "so whaddya do?" question usually comes up first, and the overwhelming majority of people are satisfied with "I work in tech", it's often trivial to parlay this into something like "I'd offer to
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   by yikesonbikes 4y ago

   elon plz hurry and notice me, they're downvoting this idea now (posted from iPhone 6.9.3+d4e2a0b3ef at 37.986776, -76.187412 while drinking a refreshing Coke Zero and having my morning cigarette like you know i do everyday)
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   by yikesonbikes 4y ago

   I turned on location services on Twitter just so Elon knew where I was at all times. I'm working on a bot that will upload all of my search queries and every bedroom conversation from my Alexa, then share it with him directly (since Tw
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   by yikesonbikes 4y ago

   "So if there was anything I was considering doing where if it became public I would be hurt, I wouldn't do it." Good boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-censorship