takemetoearth

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by takemetoearth 2y ago
I've had a lot of productive days where I wasn't forced to broadcast my face for an hour. Can you tell me what I was doing wrong?
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Love it, love the spite, but you will actually legitimately lose people who don't want to join a cult. If you wouldn't drive me to the airport for free, then we're not family, sorry. Save that term for, like... people who are
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
You're being downvoted because you aren't being a team player. Now please sign this PIP from your "family".
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
You're not getting genuine social interactions from people who are paid to spend time with you. If you want genuine social interaction, get a dog.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Both logos are already basically circles!
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
No, a lot of people think this. You just won't find most of them here.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Doesn't sound very monetizable.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
I don't need constant feedback, I mostly need to be left alone to do the actual work. Problem is, the Cult of Agile gets nervous by the third daily standup where you just say you're still working on the same thing, because everyon
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
I was asked to estimate a major project after a month of onboarding and such, and despite being lied to that the deadline was flexible, management decided the estimate was a suicide pact. Best part is: we all got laid off right as we finish
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
And yet Deloitte continues to exist and overcharge and overrun deadlines, and the economy, I'm told, is still doing quite well. Maybe this is all kayfabe and it doesn't actually matter.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Presidents are technically timeboxed, at least in the US.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Yeah, it would certainly be cheaper if those uppity poors just died instead.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
Whoever has the power to fire you.
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
But first, we have to argue about our own individual interpretations of what a "high performer is", and then justify our belief that it is every single one of us, because-
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
This won't go over well here, but: we might have to dismantle a lot of the economy if we want to fix draining overproducers until you can discard them...
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by takemetoearth 2y ago
I can tell you've never been reprimanded for being a blocker, when management sides with the people asking ridiculous learned helplessness questions, instead of learning how to help themselves. Bully for you, but just be aware that not