productcontrol

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   by productcontrol 12y ago

   We banned sending kids up chimnies, we banned sending them down into the mines, but we missed the gross evil of rotting their brains with java. Just two dollars a day can help rescue these kids from a life in eclipse or netbeans and show th
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   by productcontrol 12y ago

   And the poll results are in: haskell, a nice idea, but basically ignored in the real, non-academic world. Still, keep up the research, that's the spirit!
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   by productcontrol 12y ago

   Edit: Google staff and fanbois have far too much time to downvote, but less time to articulate why it seems! I tried to use Google's driverless car, but everytime I asked it to search for rival services, it kept driving me to their sea
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   by productcontrol 12y ago

   It is true, i used to clean the bathrooms there and i went on code rotation, or as we called it "stink patrol". I thought the stalls were bad, but man, that codebase was far worse!
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   by productcontrol 12y ago

   I work in an investment bank. Here I see a lot of people with psychopathic tendencies, probably more than in other industries I have worked in, but, what worries we most, is the ones I don't spot. They are there, after all, finance off