olivercreashe

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by olivercreashe 9y ago
There is a very interesting and recent development that can help you woth this. I forget the name, but i think it's something called a telephone.
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Your body, without clothes, stared at by the aformentioned potential burglars. They'll know you're loony and will stop bothering you.
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
I mean, he did say he's happy to answer any question, so.....
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Give him an issue of Byte magazine and tell him to copy all 30 pages of machine language to the computer using the keyboard. Better yet, tel him that at the end of all the typing, there will be a game to play! Yay!
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Should I roll over my 401k from a previous employer to the new one?
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
sell drugs while commuting.
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
My SEO checklist: - make sure to not do any SEO crap. Done,
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
nope
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Same here. It was super obvious to us too when we had been living together for 24 years and had 5 kids. Not too obvious by year 23, but mos def by 24!
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
>> He liked my brain. Hahahaha. So creepy. "Hey, I like your brain." Or better yet: "hey, i can tell ur the one for me cuz i like your mucus." Hahahahah
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
There are a lot of porn companies needing CS people for their webdev and such. Good luck!
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
I've seen people choking the rooster with it, and doing some cool machine lesrning with it to see how much they can mine for bitcoin a la Martha Stewart meets James Bond. DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!!!!
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Yes, yes there is.
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Say: hello, good to meet you <shake hand>. My name is <your name> and I am applying for a junior position. Then look at them in the eyes and let them speak in return. And so on and so forth. Good luck!
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by olivercreashe 9y ago
Really? I wonder how it will smell like..
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Take it away from them. Really, if it means that their identities are at risk, I would not put your parents at risk and persuade or force them to not use the interwebs until they get educated. Btw, a chromebook does nothing to protect the
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
We're all fucked now!!
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
You clearly have not traveled
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
I second traveling the world. It helps you grow as a person and you become more human. My grandfather used to say: there are two types of people in the world: those who simply take trips (even if to other countries) and then those who trave
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
What a terrible idea! What kids need is actual parents that provide structure, a good home and learning experiences, not constant 24/7 entertainment. Perhaps this is why i see so many parents delegate their responsibilities to their ip
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
The simplest way to manage movies and tv shows would be if either: - all content providers merge or - i pay one content provider and have access to all others In other words: single sign-on. It does not seem like your app does that. Anythin
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
I agree with this. Literally: look at the real world! Or at least use your cell phone in vibration mode. Either your question is incomplete or it is so trivial that it begets a simple answer.
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Write an open letter to your boss telling him that you are not earning enough and want to quit to start something on your own. Publish it on as many outlets as possible, like medium. He will understand and fire you on the spot, making it th
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Article should be called: "How we think ancient humans reached remote ..." We will never know without having been there, just like the bering straight migration "fact" has now been debunked, to name an example. It is v
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
once, in university, I worked really hard coding a homework for an OS class (spent around 2 hours or so). It was modular, well engineered, had inode stuff all taken into account, it was efficient and I was feeling very nice. I then lost it
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Asking the right question
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
>> We know about things unimaginably distant in scale or time -- like quarks and the Big Bang Oh, we do? That's funny, Afaik quarks still confuse physicists because they behave erratically and appear to be composed of other parti
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Since you're interested in getting attention from recruiters , let me tell you my best tip that will get your email flooded with recruiter spam: open a linkedin account and fill it with bullshit skills that sound trendy. You'll s
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Prostitutes and cocaine
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by olivercreashe 10y ago
Craigslist, of course! Duh!

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