monsterofcookie

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by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Dear Apple, I do not respect knee-jerk reactions to headlines
2.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Why aren't *you* working on more important problems?
3.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
It's over people, go home
4.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Suckmore sounds like a vacuum brand
5.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
In my experience, I got more done in less time because I wasn't distracted by 3 different conversations happening right next to me in an "open office"
6.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Wait until dark, shine a flashlight around and look for reflection off the glass. Or use a metal detector...
7.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
I use my mouth to tell "managers" not to over-complicate jira
8.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
As always, focus on fundamentals instead of frameworks
9.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
ChatGPT failed me today
10.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
They didn't make space for cars, they made space for people who own cars.
11.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Other tech companies
12.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
The one event where this sh*t doesn't matter. Way to go :facepalm:
13.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Hell no, it will be a struggle until the boomers are mostly dead
14.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
DiCaprio: time to find a new search engine...
15.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Super simple. The office sucks hard. Just don't do offices. Adapt or die.
16.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
How long before he flips? You'd have to pay me $300k min to move back to the Bay Area
17.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Crypto payments only
18.
by monsterofcookie 3y ago
Almost good idea, except no one cares. SF and LA may as well be on different planets
19.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Never. Comments should clarify what code does or why it does what it does. Nothing else.
20.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
What about banning sales of food with artificially added sugar? Lol... Nevermind
21.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
I think he is serious about having fair free speech on the internet (esp. opinions you disagree with). Will he follow though is another question.
22.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
LOL
23.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Glad I sold all my eth last December. Going to zero.
24.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
It's Sofa King annoying! Especially other people's shiddy code!
25.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
New company. New code base. Marketers are a dime a dozen
26.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Bear spray
27.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
I quit a job 3 weeks in because my coworkers were dead inside. Employers prolly won't ask about such anomalies on your resume unless it looks like a pattern. GTFO. Have a prepared response just in case
28.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Wow, that's sh*tty
29.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Both started strong and finished weird
30.
by monsterofcookie 4y ago
Dear Texas AG, please don't waste taxpayer money (just assume it's all bots and trolls)

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