massaman

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   by massaman 5y ago

   Can't stop, won't stop, Rocafella Records cause, We get down baby, we get down baby
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   by massaman 6y ago

   What's Kraken?
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   by massaman 6y ago

   Somewhere in your company hiring queue is a resume with: Strengths: Architecting risk management systems Weaknesses: Sometimes I click on things to see what happens
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   by massaman 6y ago

   From the blameful-postmortem: Q. Why did we click `Send $900M?` A. Not sure. Tom felt all clicky-clicky, so he clicked it. Q. Why did we hire Tom? A. Also not sure. [Action Item: Fire Tom]
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   by massaman 6y ago

   Also top of mind- "Why you will revive an article from 4 years ago..."
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   by massaman 6y ago

   The only known countermeasure is a Bedazzler vest.
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   by massaman 6y ago

   This reminds me of that time I made $200 on a short comment in HackerNews by pretending I was doing an hour of coding.
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   by massaman 6y ago

   Suppose Zoom exits China (1.39B potential users) in response. This would almost certainly constitute a breach of fiduciary duty. Censorship is legal. Failing to act in the best interest of shareholders is not. Perhaps legislators should sti
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   by massaman 6y ago

   Never joke about firing people. It's much better to joke about running out of funding. Knowing that everyone will lose their jobs together builds a sense of community and shared mission.
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    by massaman 8y ago

    I'm hoping Amazon goes public soon.