lazyfanatic

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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
you know how it is, cookies in bed @ midnight, then they get everywhere and somehow they sell all your information to advertisers. C'mon Technology, amiriteguys?
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
No, throw hardware at it! My life for the last 25 years has been trying to optimize code via I/O. My favorite design pattern is a for loop that tries once per item and completely fails to never try again, nor report it failed at all. &
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
once I know you have an agenda, I invalidate what you have to say.
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
This answer contains more truth in it than any technical answer ever will.
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
Oracle Support has gotten absolutely terrible over the last four years. I support a full Oracle stack, and seeing all that beautiful Sun engineering turned to sludge because of poor support is really sad in many ways.
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
That floppy drive requirement for drivers lasted for YEARS it seemed like. Lol.
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
Clint is great!
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
Isn't it something like 99 percent of species go extinct?
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
Anyone remember webrings? Technology is so circular, old becomes new, over and over again. "Join our network!" at the end reminded me of them.
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by lazyfanatic 4y ago
I feel like that team spent a lot of time at the water cooler.
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by lazyfanatic 5y ago
from 1 afternoon a week to 2... changing the world, Jeff, changing the world.
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by lazyfanatic 5y ago
I miss stumbleupon too my friend.
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by lazyfanatic 5y ago
What did you write it in?
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by lazyfanatic 5y ago
I used to think so; loved it, helping people. Fixing the broken things. Technical challenges, helping people learn, and fulfillment. Because I hate myself, it filled me up, but I don't know how to care anymore.
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by lazyfanatic 5y ago
Sounds like a defensive device addict to me. Relatively speaking.