laserbrain

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   by laserbrain 4y ago

   »A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, ›I can’t take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbach
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   by laserbrain 5y ago

   One could argue that Microsoft’s success is based on the IBM connection Mary Maxwell Gates provided to her son.
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   by laserbrain 5y ago

   Welcome to Late-Stage Capitalism.
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   by laserbrain 5y ago

   A roguelike game.
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   by laserbrain 13y ago

   As an asylum-seeker you are not allowed to work in Germany. You will be “stored” in a camp and are forced to stay there until you can move back to Syria. Better go to a Scandinavian country, where you will be treated as a human beeing.
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   by laserbrain 13y ago

   http://i.imgur.com/zAMkNCV.gif
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   by laserbrain 13y ago

   Yeah, I forgot people living a better life in capitalism: perfect education and healthcare, pension after 40 years of labour and enough spare time to actually have a life. http://i.imgur.com/zAMkNCV.gif
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   by laserbrain 14y ago

   Doesn't work properly. My OS is FreeBSD, site says my "OS Type" would be Linux. Should be Unix or BSD instead.