khannn

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   by khannn 11mo ago

   There are a lot of scrum masters who have never actually programmed
2. 62.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   I've only seen that with transient dependencies that are instantiated via Reflections
3. 63.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   I had a job that required estimation on bug tickets. It's honestly amazing how they didn't realize that I'd take my actual estimate, then multiply it by 4, then use the extra time to work on my other bug tickets that the 4x m
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   by khannn 11mo ago

   Vibe coder: "ChatGPT, please fix the Lenovo Legion Pro 7 16IAX10H's Speakers on Linux" Hal3000: "Great request—here is your React version 20XX* TODO list" *20XX is a year+ old version of React
5. 65.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   FDA = Joke
6. 66.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   I miss doing drive-by SQL injection attacks against my classmate's string concatenations with bonus no input validation queries
7. 67.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   Terrence Howard has entered the chat
8. 68.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   I'm a certified job creator and should therefore pay less taxes Employees got to pull those carts in by their bootstraps
9. 69.▲
   by khannn 11mo ago

   Candida Geese delenda est
10. 70.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    I don't even want to fall down the rabbit hole of installing MacOS on a normal laptop again and my old 2014 Thinkpad with 8gb of ram plus 256gb ssd isn't going to light the world on fire performance wise.
11. 71.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!
12. 72.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    The trick with a kardia is to look away when you run the test. I try to look out a window or something.
13. 73.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    WHOA! I prefer my po-tay-toes sliced and fried in duck fat.
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    When I first took an object oriented programming class it was all about inheritance so that's what I tried to use for everything. Then I started writing real programs and realized that inheritance sucked then finally found the succent
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    I see the current base Mac Mini going for $499 new, but that's 16gb of unified ram and a 256 ssd. I'm currently using 17.5gb of memory on win11, but most of that is Brave with a ton of extensions loaded with many tabs. I'd be
16. 76.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    Running 40gb of RAM like a madman on my 2yr old Ryzen laptop for which the upgrade cost me $44.
17. 77.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    I have afib and have been cardioverted once ~4 years ago. Own a kardia ekg and a regular blood pressure cuff. Coffee increases my pulse, but the waveform remains normal. Alcohol is the real killer, a very small amount like a beer will immed
18. 78.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    I seriously want a Mac, but I hate Apple's pricing and stinginess with RAM/Storage sizes.
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    I have afib and have been cardioverted once ~4 years ago. Own a kardia ekg and a regular blood pressure cuff. Coffee increases my pulse, but the waveform remains normal. Alcohol is the real killer, a very small amount like a beer will immed
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    My BS comp sci degree was a waste of time, to be real. Fairly certain my first job out of college would have been appropriate for myself as a high school senior. One of my parents and two of my grandparents were programmers without needing
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    It takes something like a week to acclimate to lower salt intake. Not hard at all, it's like coming down on caffeine or weed. Salt is very important in pasta to keep the shape of the noodle. Whole wheat pasta alone is a giant step up i
22. 82.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    Total college cost per year for four kids in your grandfather's time: $10k. Total college cost per year for four kids today: $400k.
23. 83.▲
    by khannn 11mo ago

    I have a Pixel 7 and it's ridiculously slow so I've been thinking about GrapheneOS.
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    If they're going to reduce me to a user, iOS is the better choice. I had an iPhone before and it's a picture taking, instagram, social media machine with iMessage—bringing the console wars to normies since inception. Because the h
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    Too bad that I'm going iPhone if Google removes sideloading and now I know about revanced so they aren't getting any more than the zero dollars that youtube and youtube music are worth from me If I'm going to live in a walled
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    Cocaine and feces smells like freedom
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    I manually installed Deno via Chocolately, but I also installed yt-dlp from choco so it's on v2025.10.22
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    Did you see how the FFMPEG project patched a bug for a 1995 console? That's not a good use for the limited amount of volunteers on the project. It actively makes it less secure by taking away from more pertinent bugs.
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    I'm taking up vampire hunting - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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    by khannn 11mo ago

    They're actively making open source projects less secure by publishing bugs that the projects don't have the volunteers to fix I saw another poster say something about "buggy software". All software is buggy.