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WHOA! I prefer my po-tay-toes sliced and fried in duck fat.

• bathtub365 11mo ago
  Since ducks are migratory shouldn’t duck products be tariffed?
  • khannn 11mo ago
    I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!
    • Y_Y 11mo ago
      This delightfully reads like an old `fortune` message.
    • Intermernet 11mo ago
      Canadians get annoyed when you call them that. I like to increase the annoyance by calling them Canadia Gooses.
      • a2tech 11mo ago
        My understanding is that the correct plural for a Canadian goose IS Canadian gooses.
      • khannn 11mo ago
        Candida Geese delenda est
  • sandworm101 11mo ago
    There is no point. Despite being effective illegal immigrants, ducks regularly self-deport each year. This keeps them one step ahead of any enforcement action. The problem is that the northern border wall just isnt tall enough.