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2y ago
I'll be h󠄾󠅟󠅠󠅕󠄜󠄐󠅞󠅟󠄐󠅣󠅕󠅓󠅢󠅕󠅤󠅣󠄐󠅘󠅕󠅢󠅕onest, I pasted this comment in the provided decoder thinking no one could miss the point this badly and there was probably a hidden message inside it, but either you really did or this web…
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2y ago
Slow? Jetbrains IDEs, slow? Compared to, of all things, the LSP-reliant VS Code? I pay for them primarily to save me from LSP, which they do for many languages, though the Elixir plugin is not by Jetbrains (but it actually predates LSP it
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2y ago
I'm sorry for your sunk cost. I bought an early-ish Oculus Rift myself.
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2y ago
Never deploy on a Friday. Therefore, get it deployed by Thursday.
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2y ago
Why are programmers so vehemently angry over the fact that a complex tool which does complex things to a complex data structure might have some complexity to it?
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2y ago
switch/restore are not experimental in that sense, they're experimental in the sense that they're not guaranteed stable so don't rely on them for scripts or something (I occasionally tell myself I should adopt them and g
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2y ago
how do you know a normal-looking request coming from google chrome is not a botnet trying to ddos you?
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2y ago
Things like "using Linux" or "having an adblocker at all" get you sent to captcha hell. Anything where you're in the minority of traffic. It's not going to change; why would it?
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2y ago
Not just basically sugar, the classic parlor trick is doing 3[arr] or whatever
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...the author is using ed scripts as a static site generator, in a way completely unrelated to the post content. People are allowed to do oddball things.
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2y ago
I would generate implementations from interfaces were it possible, but I never want to generate interfaces from implementations.
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Not even Salesforce was deranged enough to buy into "Metaverse"?
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2y ago
I remember when it was "the human eye can't see more than cinematic 24fps" sour grapes by people who couldn't get 60fps
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2y ago
The subway fare is _insanely_ cheap and it's also uniform, which is important because short intra-Manhattan riders like me subsidize outer borough commuters. What a bizarre thing to complain about.
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2y ago
That's not the DMCA (a 90s law), though.
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It's only a dead end if you bought the hype; it's actually useful! Just not all-powerful.
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2y ago
It was clearly a mistake because people start attempting to make totally incoherent comparisons to rat brains.
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2y ago
It really is the number of seconds that have passed since Unix's "beginning of time", minus twenty-nine . Some UTC days have 86401 seconds, Unix assumes they had 86400. It's wrong and misleading in precisely the way you
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2y ago
Everyone involved in this is terrible except itch.io; it's a shame litigation, the available method for redressing this, is often avoided due to the high expense.
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2y ago
The "GPT Era" ended with OpenAI resting on its junky models while Anthropic runs rings around it, but sure, place a puff piece in the Atlantic; at least it's disclosed sponsored content?
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2y ago
It is kinda complex, but all the complexity is in Linux, ~none is in 'Docker'.
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2y ago
Talk to the cops and your lawyer, not the internet.
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2y ago
You are going to love law firms, then.
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2y ago
De facto standardization by snapping up good names early!
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No, you're describing what the California tech echo chamber wishes an "average normie" was, i.e., stupid and compliant, and what they're always aggrieved never really exists in practice, having managed to inculcate only
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"is immune to firing by the board" is not a typical CEO power.
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well, yeah, they are themselves goodharting the metrics that vcs use. it's fake metrics all the way down
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Erlang is old, reliable tech that used to scare people once upon a very distant time for - running on a VM (now boringly normal) - using a pure-functional language with immutable terms (the pure-functional language fad has since then come a
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Joe Armstrong distinguishes in his thesis between exceptions and errors: exceptions are when the runtime system doesn't know what to do, and errors are when the programmer doesn't know what to do. Say your code divides by 0; the r
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openai is the one with the moat (name recognition of chatgpt) and can get away with a pretty cruddy product. anthropic will remain an also-ran because they foolishly focused on irrelevancies like "making the best and smartest model&quo
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