joelbondurant

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   by joelbondurant 5y ago

   Diaper face alert. Lose some weight fatty.
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   by joelbondurant 5y ago

   I love malgorithms having been exposed to the malicious grift of the healthcare industry.
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   by joelbondurant 5y ago

   The AWS unexpected bills service has competition.
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   If you're working on storing cat videos on your personal website, I completely agree.
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   "And even if you need that peace of mind, let me tell you a secret: no practical attacks on AES, SHA-3 or other solid ciphers and hashes are known in the “unclassified” literature, either. Are you going to stop using those, as well? Of
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   Violent tribal gang behavior is standard human protocol.
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   Thank Spaghetti, AWS is making people stupid.
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   Statistics = Science - Mathematics - Science
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   by joelbondurant 10y ago

   Computing appliances are not computers. Great for children tho.
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    LOL rrrright, why don't poly-sci majors learn math?
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    embrace && extend && extinguish
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    Computing appliances produced by Apple and Lenovo are better for most developers than complicated tools like computers.
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    HTML5 seems significantly less advanced than Java AWT was in 1997.
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    Larry Ellison has cancer.
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    by joelbondurant 10y ago

    This!... is why we can't have nice things.
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    by joelbondurant 11y ago

    I fail to see the connection between tmux and vim. Vim is one of a billion programs i use with tmux inside terminator.
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    by joelbondurant 11y ago

    Tim Cook admits iOS is already back-doored in the most weaselly worded message I've ever seen.
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    by joelbondurant 11y ago

    there's already mongodb.
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    by joelbondurant 11y ago

    MacOSX is the WindowsME of unix.
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    by joelbondurant 12y ago

    lynx rules, for HTML, the 90's internet technology.
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    by joelbondurant 12y ago

    Despite the best efforts of millions, XML still sucks as a general purpose programming language.
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    by joelbondurant 13y ago

    Matlab encourages not distinguishing the very distinctly different concepts of matrices, vectors, scalars, and arrays.