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elbci
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elbci
9mo ago
There's only one method but the returns are quite good: Find 'a friend' who can plug you at sucking EU funds - after that you don't need to worry about product quality or anything else ;)
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elbci
9mo ago
... on fringe forums between prnhub binges. So what, who said I did it from the job computer also? Do you have any proof? Slander, I tell you, vicious slander..
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elbci
9mo ago
Saab, Akay, Nokia, etc etc... I had a Dell phase in the 00s trying to ditch Crapple. I'm like a infallible bankruptcy detector :))
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elbci
9mo ago
59 comments when I got here and no "soilent green" yet? Oh dear... we are truly doomed and deserve the owners make us eat bugs
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elbci
9mo ago
This will be two parts, before and after clicking the link. Before: If this is yet another spam "LinEUx planned to ship by 2077 will be a Slackware 12 clone with custom wallpaper thus proving EU's technological independence"
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elbci
9mo ago
resistance is futile, all your code will be assimilated! Eh, all those MIT & all licenses because "GPLv3 and AGPL if for crazy extremists"...
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elbci
9mo ago
You are selling ceiling fans to preppers. There are regular ppl who use regular homes with air conditioners (google/telegram/whatsup) and preppers who use underground bunkers with sealed carbon cycle systems and micro-whatever bio
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elbci
9mo ago
From original Richard Stalman principles Open Source evolved into a corporate cost cutting tool and a prime enshitification vector for the entire internet. What should we do? I know, lets not go back to review the principles, make AI aware
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elbci
9mo ago
> "2026 looks ominous for media, from Hollywood to journalism" Ppl finally leaving legacy/corporate/virtue-signaling media is good news to me. The "free" western media being the exact opposite of free: owned
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elbci
9mo ago
just leaving this here: Ppl who can read code to check such a site is not a scam also can share secrets without the site; ppl who can't read code have no reason to "trust me bro" some random site better than "secure"
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elbci
9mo ago
The marxists got the first man in space while urbanizing (a decimated by WWII) population of serfs without favelas and slums. If that is a "fail", what would you call the 'wonders' brought by the last 30 yrs without them
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elbci
9mo ago
the economy (whatever that means anyway) will be just fine, people on the other hand...
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elbci
9mo ago
Luddite: We need to destroy these mechanical looms that are taking all our jobs leaving us homeless and hungry Marx: Did it occurred to you to destroy the system that make robots doing your job a bad thing?
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elbci
9mo ago
I can see all those webchat models switching to vibe codding. No really, I made it a prompt in a NSFW text-to-video ;)) Funnier still, all the unemployed coders engineering XXX prompts for pornhub et all...
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elbci
9mo ago
mesh networks! peer-to-peer, not (oligarch/gov/corporation)-to-(gullible maneuver mass)
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elbci
9mo ago
In court the cleaning lady gives testimony about the attack: - And you didn't try to escape? - I couldn't, the hallway has only two doors; the attacker come trough the front door, in the back... I just finished sweeping
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elbci
9mo ago
Ha ha, I feel so old now... Not only I have no idea who's "that" Heather Burns but I've seem to have skipped the "Wired has a paywall" entirely. Soo... Village Voice and NewYorker - are they still around, "
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elbci
9mo ago
Let me guess, they also act more rationally when they are told their sign is Libra and become dreamers when Pisces or Leo with a Venus ascendant...
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elbci
9mo ago
like all emergence, qualia can't observe and deconstruct it's own computational substrate. What I'm trying to say is that this question is better put to an AI that will give you hints about ways to think avout this spanning m
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elbci
9mo ago
> "Europe's sovereign AI future doesn't need cutting-edge chip manufacturing" Indeed it doesn't need chips - in the same way as my (also imaginary) Proxima Centauri Sovereign Base Station doesn't need quantu
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9mo ago
Open source, by definition can't be "EU" - it's either universal or it's not open. This already annoying spam with the eu call for papers will - at best - result in a random linux distro with a logo slapped on top t
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elbci
9mo ago
"Neo-Royalism" ?? What, the already established and quite fitting 'neo-feudalism' wasn't Trump specific enough? The risk of ppl realizing Trump is just a symptom, not the entire illness - too great?
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elbci
9mo ago
decentralized compute for AI workloads - Yes! I'll be back here, my SoC mesh fleet is not going to govern itself ...or is it ;)
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elbci
9mo ago
Ha ha, Also interesting, maybe a voice activated app that automatically sets the onboard map to the nearest public transport station upon detection of the third "Pay attention!" ;))
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elbci
9mo ago
Cool take, but password security IS outdated since long before AI, I think the new really scary part is target selection - crawl Linkdin and FB and send personalized attacks - what works for advertising also works for phishing (after all th
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elbci
9mo ago
Six decades? Hm, apparently Mao was like "Listen commrades, there will be these laptops and teslas..."
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elbci
9mo ago
Hm, it seems that the color revolution is going slower than usual
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elbci
9mo ago
As a kid I had problems with Foundation (Asimov) premise that loss of scientific knowledge can be the trigger not just the result of civilizational collapse - not anymore.
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elbci
9mo ago
Great idea! I love how the un-intuitive UI makes it hard (impossible?) to prompt an elevator pitch to evaluate the roast response. I can barely wait for the on-boarding welcome mail after I register and pay $5: "If you are the type tha
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9mo ago
Ha ha, I don't use OneView but your burn - epic!
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