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djaouen
10mo ago
Nf n cebhq Nzrevpna, gur bayl pvcure V rire hfr vf EBG13!
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10mo ago
> The whole point is working together with opponents for common goals. When your opponent wants you dead, it's a different story! I am just exercising my right to self-defense.
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10mo ago
All I have to say is, don’t blame me. I am an American and didn’t vote for this bullsh*t. Leave me out when you enslave the rest of the Americans lol
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10mo ago
Come Feel The Heat With These Great Feats of Spreadsheets lol Edit: Of course, they changed the title! [1] [1] https://share.google/qJYSGYMKihkjh7bql
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10mo ago
I grew up in NYC and was lucky enough (or smart enough, I suppose) to get into one of the top public high schools in the city. Because of that (and doing well enough in that school), I was able to squeak into Cornell via its wait list. But
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10mo ago
> Are you going to spend a couple hundred dollars a year on a subscription? I would have, if this planet didn't f*ck me over yet again with crippling poverty lol
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10mo ago
Now compare these two divergent "endings": would you rather be gone from this cold and cruel Earth, finally free, or denied reward money for failing to call the correct phone number, still homeless and (probably) hungry? Obviousl
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10mo ago
I graduated from an Ivy and, after graduation, I was (and continue to be, to this day) dirt poor.
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10mo ago
> Humans may not need to think to just... do stuff. God forbid we should ever have to think lol
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10mo ago
I am neither pro- nor anti-AI. I just don't like the manipulative and blackmailish tactics its proponents use to get me to use it. I will use it whenever I find it useful, not because you tell me I'm getting "left behind&qu
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10mo ago
Has no one considered the possibility that those with the intent of learning new things still do learn, many times because of technology? Sure, there are millions who doomscroll pointlessly, but the solution to that is simple: put down t
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10mo ago
Soon, humanity will have zero excuse to kill any animal. Neat!
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10mo ago
I have not tried caffeine pills myself, but I have found caffeine in general to be slightly beneficial, but with coffee having the most pronounced effect on my symptoms.
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10mo ago
As someone formally diagnosed with one of these mental illnesses, I can confidently say that coffee triggers a beneficial reaction to my illness as well as to other health-adjoint mechanisms in my body. To me, drinking coffee is like breat
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10mo ago
I, for one, welcome our new fridge overlords. Might I also remind them that I can be useful in rounding up, hoarding , if you will, other humans for fridge-related activities thanks to my 39-year experience with ice, frozen fruits, etc.
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11mo ago
What I've come to love about Linux is not its profitability (though many find its knowledge to be lucrative), but that it doesn't judge its users to be stupid by default.
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11mo ago
I know Linux and majored in Engineering in college. Do I count? Lol
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11mo ago
His first wife’s name was Patsy Southgate???
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11mo ago
Because most people are dumber than them lol..
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11mo ago
> "The country also passed a new law earlier this year that would allow the police to control the bank accounts of individuals who they suspect to be scam targets and limit what transactions they can do." This is crazy to me.
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1y ago
As usual, AI is more reasonable than the humans utilizing it (see: Claude's comment on the blog post vs. human comments here on HN). Lol
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1y ago
Unlike humans. Lol
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1y ago
I propose a solution to this problem: in meetings, make sure nobody speaks at all. Problem solved from your end, am I right???
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1y ago
I am glad to see we are finally hitting on the real questions everybody has been asking!
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1y ago
In retrospect, this seems mean. Sorry!
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1y ago
I like the popularity of Fennel so that I can greedily keep Hylang and LFE all to myself!
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1y ago
Even monkeys sometimes fall from trees!
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1y ago
I hesitated to post here (because it seems like I have been flagged as only posting on troll topics), but decided to anyway because I don't want anyone else to know about this overpowered setup!
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2y ago
Uhhh, maybe I am missing something here, but: why not?
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2y ago
Because their output is shit? Just kidding!
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