creaturemachine

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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Your lunch is not that special that it needs its own car. Luckily bikes excel at this job too.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
A few more heart emojis ought to make this go away.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Lol I can't recall, but I think eventually they gave up trying to restore power until it was finished. Perhaps they found a flashlight.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Yup, cigarette money enabled all kinds of shenanigans. Engine swaps for qualification, new engines every race, spare third cars, it goes on. 2004 was the first year that specified engines must last the entire race weekend and introduced p
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Porsche was talking about racing, where the primary focus is reaching the finish line faster an anyone else, and over-engineering can easily get in the way of that goal. Back in the real world, no race team would agree that their cars shou
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Not all homeowners are built for even these simple tasks. I watched someone try to replace a receptacle live, all while wondering why it was arcing and tripping the breaker repeatedly.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
2230's are not all that common, so having another non-amazon source for them is a good thing.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
You go first.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Way ahead of his time
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
The number of false positives using only motion is tiring. You want smart detections otherwise you're stuck reviewing endless clips of spider webs and swaying tree branches.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Yeah the standard "this call may be recorded for quality or training purposes" preamble shouldn't cover for slurping your voiceprint to further the butchering of client service that this call centre is here for.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Funny how we got here. Anyone with a 20 year badge remembers the hatred in the community over being forced to use it.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
A car's primary purpose isn't to kill or maim humans. If you think handguns are made for anything else then you're fooling yourself.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Including random IT gear from the storage closet? It absolutely was some airport property and random accumulated crap used to pad out the bag to hide the theft.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
It's 100% because the VGA cable came in the box. Nothing about cables pulling because my lazy counterparts would not even screw in the DE15 cables half the time. Source: Too many years experience in the desktop support trenches.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
For that job you needed one of the opaque round ones with a more flexible plastic. It had to friction fit over the centre of the keyway so it could deliver some torque as you were working the tumblers.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
s/Having/Ejecting
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Now I'm picturing a plane ejecting its wings and somehow sticking the lawn dart landing.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Just knowing what is bought together with menstrual products can influence how they're marketed. It can influence where certain products are placed on shelves relative to menstrual products, where and how they're marketed, which
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
We thought Hillary and Kamala were shoo-ins too. This rot runs deep throughout the electorate, something the media and parties know and are all too willing to exploit.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
You think the data brokers aren't aware of varying spending habits? You might be surprised to learn the number of people living day-to-day, cheque-to-cheque who don't have the ability to stock up on much of anything. These are t
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
We see where you're going with that, and you really shouldn't. Besides, some men are really into it.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
I'd guess hummingbirds.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
With the requisite paywall-bypass link as the first comment.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Yes. I have family who have been shadow-banned from customer support hotlines for exploiting generous replacement and conflict resolution policies.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Wait until the Democracy Officer hears of this lack of faith!
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
How about Newfoundland-and-Labradorean? It's funny that the only ones insulted by Newfie are the non-newfies.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Newfoundland is predominantly English-speaking, so it's unlikely this reporter used anything else when preparing this story.
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
Except this time around it'll be mandatory Trump coin
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by creaturemachine 1y ago
"What are you complaining about? Just be white like me."

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