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clownpenis_fart
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clownpenis_fart
6mo ago
Unbundling charger without standardizing the connectors would result in every manufacturer using their own proprietary bespoke charging connectors. Which is exactly what the situation was before usb was made mandatory. How much cool aid do
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clownpenis_fart
8mo ago
CB actually have higher security standards than visa. I once worked at a company doing payment card personalization (its the company who turn blank smart cards into finalized cards on behalf of banks. They print the customers names, emboss
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clownpenis_fart
8mo ago
I use my brain, it's free
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clownpenis_fart
1y ago
Some companies are just incredibly naive sometimes. Case in point: i work at a game dev studio, and our main competitor on the segment we are on is a game published by Microsoft. The other day a coworker was talking about how that other gam
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clownpenis_fart
2y ago
The name of the project means dick in french.
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clownpenis_fart
5y ago
a reasonable explanation would have been "it was the best choice for our end users", not "it was the best choice for us"
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clownpenis_fart
5y ago
Aaaaah. Yesss. Finally my dream has come true and I can start laundry by pressing a button on my computer wait what do you mean I still need to physically walk to the washing machine to load it this is bullshit
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clownpenis_fart
5y ago
I don't know that it's none of that, it does seem to still be full of Smartest People In The Room
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clownpenis_fart
5y ago
Classifying javascript code execution as malware makes sense
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clownpenis_fart
5y ago
Since there have been and will be exactly zero useful ai application anytime soon other than bias laundering (aka "systematic discrimination is ok when a computer does it"), I think it's ok.
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clownpenis_fart
6y ago
Yeah, it's really sad how we can't have nice things anymore like nuking hundreds of thousands of civilians.
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clownpenis_fart
6y ago
that's the dumbest thing i've read today, grats
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clownpenis_fart
6y ago
beep boop does not compute what is "humor"?
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clownpenis_fart
6y ago
at the end of the day, Twitter is a website, and web developers are clowns
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
Working from home and now it turns out I have to shit in my own toilet. This is an outrage. Hoping I can expense the tp at least.
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
using the word "lightweight" to describe anything involving js and an html renderer should be prohibited
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
and the js/npm clown show marches on
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
code is written once, modified 10 times, and read 100 times coding productivity is absolutely not about how fast you type the text into the computer it is very much about how readable the code is though, and ide fancy autocompletion aren&#x
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
Linux 2000: writing a post summarizing Linux's issues will compel a point by point response in which a fanboy will either tell you "works for me" or "you're holding it wrong". Apple 2019: writing a post summari
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
But now all of the idiots of all villages form their own little filter bubble and convince each other that they are the smart ones and that the rest of the world got it all wrong. Amen. Thankfully, hackernews are the smart people.
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
lmao @ spinning up a python interpreter just to perform a trivial string operation
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
what's that saying about ignorance and bliss again
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clownpenis_fart
7y ago
Summary of go lang philosophy: https://www.oglaf.com/delusionist/
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clownpenis_fart
8y ago
Dynamic languages are ok for toy projects/websites. If you have to build something large/complex/that has to work within constraints, statically typed languages are the way to go. If refactoring "a decent portion of the
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clownpenis_fart
8y ago
there's nothing wrong with electron other than that it is a huge pile of garbage to enable idiot web devs to make desktop apps
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clownpenis_fart
8y ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix)