brentroose

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"A" for "Average"(stitcher.io)
2 points by brentroose 1mo ago|0 comments
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My IKEA clock and software design(stitcher.io)
4 points by brentroose 5mo ago|1 comments
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by brentroose 7mo ago
The rules state that FFI and the likes isn't allowed because the goal is to do it in PHP :)
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by brentroose 7mo ago
True, it's a bug that I'm going to fix, but it only impacts local test data sets and not the real benchmark :)
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by brentroose 7mo ago
Around 7GB
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by brentroose 7mo ago
Almost all, actually. I wrote about it here: https://stitcher.io/blog/11-million-rows-in-seconds A couple of things I did: - Cursor based pagination - Combining insert statements - Using database transactions to preven
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by brentroose 7mo ago
The FAQ states that solutions like FFI are not allowed because the goal is to solve it with PHP :)
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100M-Row Challenge with PHP(github.com)
186 points by brentroose 7mo ago|102 comments
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by brentroose 7mo ago
A month ago, I went on a performance quest trying to optimize a PHP script that took 5 days to run. Together with the help of many talented developers, I eventually got it to run in under 30 seconds. This optimization process with so much f
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Optimizing PHP to process 50k lines per second instead of 30(stitcher.io)
2 points by brentroose 8mo ago|0 comments
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Open Source Strategies(tempestphp.com)
1 points by brentroose 8mo ago|0 comments
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PHP in 2026(stitcher.io)
13 points by brentroose 9mo ago|0 comments
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PHP 8.5(stitcher.io)
244 points by brentroose 10mo ago|190 comments
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The State of PHP in 2025(blog.jetbrains.com)
6 points by brentroose 1y ago|0 comments
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by brentroose 1y ago
Out of curiosity: do you know why they pay for it themselves instead of asking their company to do so?
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Primitive Obsession(acairns.co.uk)
2 points by brentroose 2y ago|1 comments
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Don't be clever(stitcher.io)
271 points by brentroose 3y ago|224 comments
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Offsite(robinrendle.com)
1 points by brentroose 3y ago|0 comments
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Hakana: Taking Hack Seriously(slack.engineering)
1 points by brentroose 3y ago|0 comments
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CSS Nesting(robinrendle.com)
2 points by brentroose 3y ago|0 comments
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The Risks of Staying Put(robinrendle.com)
1 points by brentroose 3y ago|0 comments
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What happens if your development team is hit by a bus?(blog.bielawski.tech)
1 points by brentroose 3y ago|0 comments
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Readme Driven Development(tom.preston-werner.com)
2 points by brentroose 3y ago|1 comments
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Clever Code Considered Harmful(joshwcomeau.com)
3 points by brentroose 3y ago|1 comments
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by brentroose 4y ago
The rich ecosystem, the amount of developers experienced with it, ease of deployment and maintenance
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by brentroose 4y ago
Yeah, doc blocks. It's a name that originated within PHP a long time ago: https://docs.phpdoc.org/guide/guides/docblocks.html
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by brentroose 4y ago
You could probably use GIT commit history as a data source?
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by brentroose 4y ago
Thanks! I'm the author of the post and creator of the video :) Appreciate the kind words.
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by brentroose 4y ago
Hey, I'm the author of the post. A while ago I made a video where I built a small but serious hobby project in PHP with Laravel. It was a five hour recording, but I condensed it into a commentated 20-minutes timelapse: https:/&#x
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You cannot find me on Mastodon(stitcher.io)
18 points by brentroose 4y ago|11 comments

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