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5y ago
This sounds like a question they'd ask during a tech interview and when you ask which language or what they mean by "length," the "senior" developer says, "Heh, guess you're not one of us who work for a li
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5y ago
Everyone remembers the smartass tests in school with the directions that say to sign your name and then hand in the test... Or some other form of smartassery where you must pick the MOST correct answer which has some stupid theoretical tech
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5y ago
I can't believe the amount of comments here that boil down to... "Yeah tech interviews are bad... If you don't know how to do em! Everyone's an idiot except me, because I always do them right!" and "Well if you
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5y ago
Sometimes people say mean things to me. I guess the solution is to revoke everybody's ability to speak, because that could be used to hurt my feelings. People keep complaining about harassment at work. I guess the solution is to revoke
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5y ago
"This is a remote position. You will be working remotely from your home, at our office."
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5y ago
Can't wait for developers to implement "Mark your account as deleted, so you can't log in and actually delete your data such as photos later."
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5y ago
There's so many gotcha-holes that it's nearly impossible to get them all and still have a usable browser. Security updates are also going to keep you updating, and those introduce new unique identity problems. Is there any way to
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5y ago
This is correct. To expand: things like installed extensions, window size (as well as monitor size), bandwidth and general user speed, adblockers themselves and their individual block lists, and browser are all adding to your trackability p
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5y ago
I remember Xbox Live in like mid 2000's letting you sign up on the website but there was no cancel option. You had to call in. You were usually on wait for an hour, and then an hour of being harassed by the sales people. In theory, I d
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5y ago
Reminds me of the Windows XP (I think) days where you could bypass the login screen by pressing cancel.
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5y ago
Heh, what's this? You can't answer this question off the top of your head after I spent 2 hours purposefully researching obscure edge cases to craft it? I guess you're not a real engineer. Did you even pass the 101 courses? N
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5y ago
Some servers I'm in has notifications when you join, and then if you ever leave it also has a passive aggressive notification like "OK BYE I guess!!" Mods in smaller communities frequently greet everyone. If you pop in to che
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5y ago
If your team fails because you have incompetent leadership, then YOU are the one who suffers. Upper management doesn't go around looking at what individual people are doing. They just see Team X as a whole keeps having problems, so Tea
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5y ago
Businesses frequently don't understand the need to fix tech debt / testing / maintenance / security. They just think it's just code for the engineers wanting to "sit around and do nothing" (this is the act
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5y ago
I'm an expert in git, but at a glance I don't see what you're trying to do here. It's like dumping an alphabetical list of methods on someone. An expert already knows them, and it's a weird way to present it to some
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5y ago
This sounds like a sex trafficking idea I'd expect to come from a reddit/discord mod.
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5y ago
I've brought up easy solutions like this. The response is almost always "Well don't do that. You can't use that." I legitimately think it's because they don't understand that actual solution and are embarr
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5y ago
"Good candidates." I guess everyone who gets stuck in interview hell is an idiot based on your comment? Why would someone who's not trash get stuck? They wouldn't, I guess! Must be trash engineers just out there wasting
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5y ago
I'm absolutely terrible at tech interviews, despite being a software engineer and actual architect for around 5-10 years. I constantly fix major security issues in legacy code, optimize it, and work with the senior devs in multiple lan
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5y ago
This actually would make a lot of sense. My previous guess was the original version had spaghetti code (ex: lots of hard coding edge cases), and they tried to move it to a more standardized / maintainable code block that hasn't be
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5y ago
Removable batteries were amazing. I'm convinced they helped absorb drop shock when they'd explode out after a drop. Blackberries with the standardized batteries were an amazing time. You could swap it out with a friend in your gr
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5y ago
There appears to be some speculation about something changing on the iOS keyboard / autocorrect, causing it to get worse in the past few years. You're not alone!
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5y ago
I haven't looked into this specifically... But anytime some new prison tech or "service" comes up, take a look at who the inventor / investor / company is or belongs to. It's usually the warden or someone simil
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5y ago
Same. Every time I hear someone complain about, for example, bash it's always because they put no effort into learning how to use it / what it can do / best practices. They just get mad that their typo on a filename isn'
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5y ago
Some day soon we'll get to Fridge As A Service. Dear end user. This is your first and final warning. You have surpassed your monthly amount of fridge openings.
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5y ago
I spent years "working on" (battling) our own company-hosted Atlassian suite. I'm a software engineer / architect and was thrown admin powers to get a project up and running. It was constant a battle of "the critica
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5y ago
I haven't revisited this issue in several years, but the solution at that point was to use the developer version.
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5y ago
I was the go-to on almost every team at my last job when there was a hotfix, major risk change, security fix, etc. I knew the whole system pretty well and knew how to find and match up our awful logging to actual code and find the flaw far
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5y ago
I'm going to start doing this.