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alfiedotwtf
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alfiedotwtf
3mo ago
Yep. In 2026 I’m still hearing that MySQL is terrible because of MyISAM
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3mo ago
Any reason besides trust me bro?
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3mo ago
Depends on the architecture.. They could have one SQLite instance per user and then have a single sweeper that goes through all last writes and then replicates it to the main instance - eventual consistency fanned out across files
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alfiedotwtf
3mo ago
Vibe Billing
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3mo ago
Isn't cholesterol released into the bloodstream to protect arteries when it gets acidic, and over time turning into plaque buildup? Also, going the other way doesn't help either because if you got a spike in acid your arteries wou
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3mo ago
if trucks had free reign before and after peak times, this wouldn't happen
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3mo ago
N900. So say we all.
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3mo ago
It’s the perfect analogy! People these days complain about AI are complaining about how the sausage was made rather than how the sausage tastes. Prove me wrong
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3mo ago
Just drive anywhere with more than usual density in traffic and you’ll find trucks in the fast lane when they stop and start create gaps in the fast lane where no traffic can go. If you took out trucks altogether during peak hours you would
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3mo ago
The way to maximise traffic congestion would be to remove trucks off the road during peak times, banning trucks from the fast lane at all times, making it the social norm to toot someone in the fast lane so they move over.
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3mo ago
> like the more colds you have in life Whoa wait what? This is the first time I’ve heard of this - is this actually common knowledge?
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3mo ago
Thank you. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and couldn’t express what I was thinking about… but when you linked information theory to thermodynamics, it clicked. Given the quantum fields were collapsed in the early universe, I
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3mo ago
Using the superpowers skill will help fill in the gaps for what’s needed to one-shot (it’s more setup so you can one-shot). And if it gets it wrong, at least you have 80% scaffolding that you can ask to iterate on. Hoping you’ll get 100% yo
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3mo ago
Did you just hand wave off the crusades? And when you say “historically better at integrating local cultural practices”, India, China and Australia, would like a word with you. Holy shit you should just delete your account right now
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3mo ago
Fun fact - not every Christian sect believes in the trinity. Another fun fact, the Jewish God and the Christian God are the same… it’s just that the Jewish God didn’t have a son who was also himself that killed himself only to resurrect him
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3mo ago
I looked at gptel and eca about a year and a bit ago… how far have they come, at the time they were more geared toward code completion and essentially a buffer for communications - but all while not having some kind of Ralph Loop, Skills, a
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3mo ago
It’s wild the people don’t want to see the thinking
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3mo ago
Not accepting a PR because it was purely written by AI is like saying PRs will only be accepted if the developer used a standing desk for more than 75% of the time during the code's creation. In the end, as long as the code is not shit
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3mo ago
> I've noticed LLMs feed my unhealthy "don't want to take a break and waste time being idle" mindset, and I need to correct it. Embrace it if you’re like me and feel uncomfortable having an idle mind, embrace it! You’
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4mo ago
> a prominent philosopher of consciousness at N.Y.U., observes… The irony
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4mo ago
> Is it more draining and lacking of focused work? To be completely honest, I’m living life right now. I love programming with my bare hands, but man I’m living just building a gajillion things a mile a minute with LLMs. I then come home
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4mo ago
I can imagine boardrooms everywhere asking LLMs what’s the most successful way to make money, and overnight every company pivots to gambling, tobacco, and porn.
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4mo ago
I guess that all depends on how much your company revolves around Minecraft
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4mo ago
You know… up until your comment I’ve never even considered there are companies right now outsourcing overseas to people who will just vibecode it for a quick buck, my those companies live in interesting times
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4mo ago
> I'm struggling with the assertion that these models cannot provide reasonably deterministic guarantees. LLMs are probabilistic by design so running the same prompt multiple times will give you different results. Otherwise, we woul
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4mo ago
> he is worshiped as a deity That actually made me lol irl!!
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Millions of years from now, a far off alien race will discover the remnants of Earth, go through our maths knowledge, and they will slap their foreheads because we chose pi rather than tau.
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4mo ago
Holy shit working at Google sounds depressing AF
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4mo ago
Wow, that sounds quite slow? I wonder what speed boosts you could get if you disable this if this is not an attack vector you want to cover
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4mo ago
Phew! Luckily I store all my keys at the 5Gb mark!
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