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al2o3cr
4y ago
Since each function is independently versioned, how does ScrapScript deal with functions that need to upgrade together? For instance, suppose "foo" produces a structure and "bar" consumes it - what happens if the user pa
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4y ago
If you don’t know what PgBouncer or Sidkiq are in 2023 I wouldn’t invest a ton of time in learning them now. Yeah, who needs those proven tools? I'm sure Justin can suggest you an AWS alternative that'll 100% lock yo
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4y ago
Option 0: get a lawyer who knows about this stuff. IANAL, but refunds & chargebacks are not your biggest concerns: * providing a download service for copyrighted files you don't have a license for * showing names & descriptions
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4y ago
I mean statistically, at least ONE of these isn't an FBI / Interpol front to catch money-launderers right? /s
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4y ago
If this was Slashdot, every reply would be a cleverly-titled link to http://goatse.cx :P
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4y ago
They need to ask some deep questions of themselves of what they want Windows to be. They did - and the answer was "an advertising puke-funnel"
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4y ago
OP, this is the THIRD post from you today featuring a random Wikipedia article about fruit. Whatever spamming scheme you've dreamed up, GTFO with this garbage. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35601015 https:/
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4y ago
(assume AI replaces all workers by this point) Step 3 here is like dividing both sides of a math equation by zero; you can make anything come out of logic if you assume nonsense. Also, if AI has "replaced all workers" th
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4y ago
A better question: why were most of these _opened_? Seems like a ton of minimal-changes PRs being opened on that repo recently... https://github.com/laravel/laravel/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclos...
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4y ago
Wow, I didn't realize that AI was already running companies and making decisions like this. /s Better title: "Managers find a way to produce shovelware at half the cost using AI, because they can't tell the difference be
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4y ago
5000 feet up the mountain: "I'm climbing Everest solo without oxygen even though it's supposed to be impossible. How come I'm making such good progress?!"
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4y ago
I have begun to lose my faith in reductionism as it applies to LLMs, and started to demand evidence. OP, you've gotten so overcome by the fumes from your own butthole that you've lost touch with reality. Come up for
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4y ago
Chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken CHICKEN! Chicken chicken chicken...
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4y ago
No better sign the hype-train has gone into runaway acceleration than a bunch of social-media clowns running around feeling superior because "WE'RE EARLY BRAH", the mating call of the dumbfuck. See also crypto, NFTs, the meta
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4y ago
For instance, this barely-literate clown /s https://www.shakespeare.org.uk/explore-shakespeare/shakesped...
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4y ago
This reminds me of database setups where clients can't directly INSERT / UPDATE / DELETE, only call stored procedures that then construct those queries.
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4y ago
IMO the main goal of that advice is to get people past "analysis paralysis" and worrying if they're picking "the right tool" when they're just starting out, instead of getting bogged down in endless "FooBa
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4y ago
Given the date, I was prepared for a gag like "just write down 100 digits - we didn't tell you WHICH 100!".
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4y ago
Like qbrass already pointed out, the largest prime number isn't "very large" by file standards - it'd be about 10 megabytes. If you can compute with the number, you can send whatever shape you keep it in to compute. OTOH
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4y ago
LOL at a spam blog not understanding that "Initech" is not a brand name to emulate :P
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4y ago
Sadly for the cause of lolz, the subreddit where folks would trade tips about eating "high meat" and reassure each other that intestinal parasites are "totally natural, like our caveman ancestors had" went private a whil
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4y ago
Shorter a16z: "the future of payments is tricking people into giving up their chargeback rights for a 2% discount"
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4y ago
We can personalize your DMs with your prospect's first name using AI and GPT to make your messages feel authentic. Great, now the spammers won't even be writing their own bullshit messages. barfs Who on Earth w
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4y ago
Normally removing a "The Best" prefix might improve a headline, but here it's removed the entire meaning...
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4y ago
Person: writes "KILL ALL HOOOMANS" on a sheet of paper Person: puts the paper on the glass of a photocopier Person: presses "Copy" Person: ZOMG THIS PHOTOCOPIER IS SENTIENT AND HOSTILE!!!!!!
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4y ago
Preface: I'm in the "open source authors don't owe you anything" camp, so the author of nREPL is under no obligation to provide documentation or even justify their decisions. THAT BEING SAID, some of the arguments in thi
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4y ago
LOL at the reply a couple posts down, where OP admits they work at a mobile shovelware sweatshop.
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4y ago
Getting to know page builder doesn’t make you a developer Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man
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4y ago
For instance, OP is indistinguishable from AI output.
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4y ago
Congratulations, you've reinvented Flash. We ALL remember what intelligible, consistent, and user-friendly UX that had, amirite?
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