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4y ago
Maybe this should even be required by law? Look, if you want a boot on your neck THAT bad you can find people to solve that problem in exchange for cash. Leave the rest of us out of it and stop waiting for robots to get you off.
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al2o3cr
4y ago
You can tell spring is in the air, the "everything I don't like is a cargo cult" posts are in bloom!
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4y ago
recently I decided we need to new hosting followed by And asking him, if he seen email from amazon with instruction how we should proceed. Sounds like you don't want a co-founder, you want an employee. Prob
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4y ago
I end up eventually absolutely hating being told what to do or how to build something Yeah, that's what the MONEY is for
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4y ago
In the event that SVB were to be purchased and appropriately capitalized Awwwww how SUPPORTIVE of them. If only they knew some people with giant bank accounts...
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4y ago
Similarly, if you feel the need to fart it COULD be a monkey trying to escape - sure, it's been eggy gases every single time before but THIS TIME COULD BE DIFFERENT! Don't hold it in, the monkeys need your help!
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4y ago
AI's main accomplishment so far is rendering its human shills indistinguishable from Markov generators.
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4y ago
Is “Generative AI” the biggest bubble since the dot-com crash? Nailed it in paragraph 3, then went on to spend the whole rest of the article insisting "it's not a bubble, trust me bro"
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4y ago
The test boards remind me of this old article from Sparkfun, about how they use pogo pins to build custom testing jigs to verify products. https://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials/138
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4y ago
FWIW, 31.2TH/s of Bitcoin mining will bring in about $62 a month on average. Whether that covers the cost of the 877 kWh of power it uses to do that (1200W * 1 month) depends on your local electricity prices...
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4y ago
I don't follow this argument - the only thing I can think of that's MORE confusing than mixing signed + unsigned types is passing around values of the signed type that are "supposed to be interpreted as unsigned", like &
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4y ago
In a world where glorified autocomplete is mistaken for sentience by gullible yoyos, the most useful skill is a well-honed bullshit detector. For a first calibration, ensure that your detector goes absolutely apeshit at the first sentence o
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4y ago
Will an attorney give you free legal advice until you decide they are fit to represent you, or will you get free surgery until someone proves they won't completely butcher you? There's a big difference betwee
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4y ago
Clearly the Turing test needs an additional "given: the human evaluator is not a gullible dumbass" clause. It's a fancy autocomplete, not a sentient being FFS
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4y ago
Some big problems that jump out: * Infiniband hardware didn't get cheaper as fast as RAM + disk * Infiniband hardware didn't get faster as quickly as locally-attached RAM + disk
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4y ago
Shorter Spectator: "We're still pissed that the Americans saved us from being conquered by Nazis, so we're gonna whine about it"
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4y ago
This reminds me so much of how "fuzzy logic" was going to COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONIZE EVERYTHING MAH DUDES back in the late 80s / early 90s. Then as now, the question is still: "how does adding this pixie dust to boring old
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4y ago
Shorter OP: "The place I rely on for triage on my personal projects (because who wants randos spamming questions on GH, amirite?) and for free technical support (no answers posted since 2021, but about a question a month) simply isn&#x
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4y ago
Nitpick: you absolutely can "escape" the JVM https://www.exploit-db.com/papers/45517
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4y ago
LOL somebody's PM told them to stay on task and stop making up features out of thin air
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4y ago
To extend the house-flipping analogy, your question is like a carpenter asking if anyone has experience buying run-down houses and doing a lot of woodworking in them. That's not likely to lead to much financial success house-flipping..
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4y ago
Gofumpt? Is that Ftumch's cousin? :P
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4y ago
Slash should partner with Posthog to form the Startups Whose Names Have An Unfortunate Extra Meaning Association :P
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4y ago
Anybody else remember the whole "RAWK MUSIC IS CAUSING A TEEN SUICIDE EPIDEMIC" panic in the late 80s? Can really be summed up in one word: ESKIMO
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4y ago
I'm also attracted to implementing my app cross-platform. I just want to have some fun writing something without headaches Building cross-platform native apps is like consuming the contents of a bottle labeled "CONC
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4y ago
I agree: if somebody goes around licking the walls in subway stations, a few extra beta particles are the LEAST of their worries :P
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4y ago
The investment was pitched as a nearly risk-free opportunity to earn annual returns of 50 percent Preyed on morons, more like. Anybody who believed that pitch should call me for a great deal on the Brooklyn Bridge.
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4y ago
There are lots of folks who sign up for a payment processor account, try it out, and then either switch providers or pivot businesses entirely - they never process a single transaction. Risk assessment is a manual process, so it's gene
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4y ago
The author uses a definition of "precision" that doesn't make a ton of sense for most applications; the differences between 0.5 and 1.0 and 16000001 and 16000001.5 are "the same" numerically, but most applications a
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4y ago
At the same time, it’s not too early. The industry’s been proven. Major companies like Meta, Apple, and Google have poured a lot of money into validating the space. One word about this: VRML. In the first VR hype-wave, a b
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