AnsisMalins

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   by AnsisMalins 4y ago

   I'm gonna hyperventialte to emit more CO2 just to spite you.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   Pebble! The only smartwartch with a battery.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   The difference vs the rest of the web is so stark, I don't read the sites linked by HN posts anymore. I just read the HN comments. It's not just size, but also JS execution time, reinvention, poorly, in JS, of features the browser
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   Light takes different amounts of time to travel down the stretched vs squeezed tube.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   So can we call each other chummers now?
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   Does WebVR work yet? Last time I tried it in Firefox, it showed a stereoscopic image on the screen, but nothing in my Rift.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   Ponies didn't start until late 2010.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   I fucking hate the modern web.
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   by AnsisMalins 8y ago

   So, people who are more desperate rather than more rich?
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    by AnsisMalins 8y ago

    Who is replacing you?
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    by AnsisMalins 8y ago

    Guessing: even if you don't have assets in EU, you have a Google (or Facebook, or Amazon) account, and Google has assets in EU. EU could ask Google to ban you, or else.
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    by AnsisMalins 8y ago

    Good to know I'm not the only one to think of this: a phone app that asks what you want and then orders you around. And when you tick the online box, it optimizes over the population of all online users. For example, it might suggest p
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    by AnsisMalins 9y ago

    Now the incentive is to keep the user on the site longer. Excessively long articles?
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    by AnsisMalins 9y ago

    But then why would you harass a bot?
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    by AnsisMalins 9y ago

    I don't understand. Why would you ask a random website chat on a date? The chances that you're anywhere near her are nil. Do you intend to fly out to meet her? What is happening in your head, random visitor?
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    by AnsisMalins 9y ago

    I find it exciting how well on track we are for the cyberpunk dystopia.
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    by AnsisMalins 9y ago

    For me, it's the other way around. I find a piece of technology that I want to use, and then, sometimes, it comes with a new programming language I have to learn. For example, I didn't install Python and then wonder what to do wit