It's totally a computer! Not like how 99% of the world uses the word "computer" but it computes things and is vaguely like a FPGA so it's a computer! Not serial

It's totally a computer! Not like how 99% of the world uses the word "computer" but it computes things and is vaguely like a FPGA so it's a computer! Not serial but parallel! Like computers!@ But not parallel like the computer you have. Like a computer that doesn't actually exist. But it's a computer!