It's more like a school that sells school pride t-shirts saying, "children who purchase our t-shirts and wear them to school end up with better grades." "What?

It's more like a school that sells school pride t-shirts saying, "children who purchase our t-shirts and wear them to school end up with better grades." "What? No, not because the teachers favor them and inflate their grades, but because they end up with more school pride and do better in class!" Wink wink, nudge nudge.