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Can you feel empathy for a UUID?
- simonblack 12y agoIt's supposed to be a secret, so please keep it quiet, but FEMA is rounding up all the UUIDs with a starting '51d4' and incarcerating them in special concentration camps.
- Mithaldu 12y agoI can see a manager in some enterprise software company reading this page and starting to make strange decrees.
- jlansey 12y agoit could be a big PR boost if they did :P
- arielweisberg 12y agoReading that page there was a brief glimmer. If people can get a date on death row I think the UUIDs will do okay.
- asiekierka 12y agoI believe euthanasing UUIDs is really immoral. You go on talking about how all UUIDs have a right to live, then mention how all identifiers which are "unnecessary" should be killed as soon as they are born. Gee, what a bunch of hypocrites.
- atoponce 12y agoWow, scrolling on that website is really annoying.